In this thread we give our best wishes to our favorite figure in the video games industry: The CEO of Electronic Arts, Andrew Wilson. His birthday is in about 2 weeks.
Simply open up MS Paint(or your preferred drawing program) and write a quick Happy Birthday message!
-Don't make your picture too big (somewhere around the 400-pixel range is good) -Make sure it has a white background -Let's try and keep it mostly written birthday wishes, but if you want to include a hand-drawn picture don't hesitate
Here's a good reference for how the card should look.
Cooper Lopez
>Make a sincere card out of genuine kindness >bad things happen >Make a seemingly nice card out of secret malice/shits and giggles >???????????
Cooper Bell
we're venturing into unknown territory.
there be dragons here
Sebastian Harris
Toastin in le epic bread!!
Robert Turner
REMINDER: for this to "work" the card needs to be genuine. put your best wishes and prayers in your pic. you need to at least try to legitimately care while making your pic
Hudson Hall
s-should we ask him to try to buy Valve? There's no way they would sell but surely EA could offer a LOT of money...
Jaxon Price
i didn't know what to write
Angel Roberts
This could work. Don't forget to bring MAGA hat when you give him.
Charles Ortiz
possting in erpic thread
Blake Ward
how do my balloons look
Cameron Ward
>Sup Forums sends cards to people and they subsequently fuck up something big Oh shit, are we the Phantom Thie/v/es now?
Jaxson Mitchell
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John Lopez
>not sending the card because you're a genuinely nice person
has andrew wilson ever wronged us?
Caleb Lewis
He's been the CEO of EA since 2008.
Tyler Long
...
Cameron Campbell
Kek, let's go lads.
Jack Lee
Here is mine.
Jaxson Ward
i love it
Charles Collins
Holy fucking shit.
Elijah Cooper
someone better make a card based on this moment
Isaac Wood
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Jaxon Garcia
I swear to God if EA turns good after sending this card I'm gonna kill myself
Wyatt Reyes
Forgot to sign it
Dominic Cooper
Pretty good in all honesty.
Cameron Rogers
Have him doing the Power Stance.
Justin Miller
>send a card to EA >they buy another Sup Forums-favorite dev We should never let this board harness meme magic. That's the real reason we have no dubs.
Nathan Kelly
inb4 he thinks people sincerely like what he's doing and then continues to create DLC and season passes for eternity
Josiah Diaz
>out of secret malice/shits and giggles Sup Forums's doing this as a joke or trying to enact the alleged meme magic curse on him
Adrian Young
Make a burnout and dead space collection, Thanks
Adam Martin
Get well soon EA, -user.
Blake Evans
I'm sure Chad from Chad and Roland from Poland will be happy to sign your card!
Jordan Smith
Why not take it as far as it can go?
Gabriel Bell
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Ryan Hill
>send a card to EA >they buy Valve and release HL3 and it's unanimously considered the best game of all time
Angel Ward
keep em coming, im saving all of them.
Carter Robinson
We'll find out soon enough.
Michael Gomez
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Jose Diaz
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Chase Nelson
Ayy
Hudson Watson
>Sup Forums turns the things they hate into good things >EA, Randy Pitchford, and Anita Sarkeesian become the saviors of video games
Owen Ross
LOOK EVERYBODY ITS A GIRL
Samuel Jones
...
Chase Parker
Holy shit this is the ventrue dude
Jacob Gray
...
Colton Cox
bite off my fucking dick and chew it and charge me for a season pass andrew -love, user
Connor Barnes
Sup Forums can't get digits. Um what about this 5?
Kevin Wright
kek
Jaxon Miller
SHOW US UR BOBS!!!!! LOL
Parker Gray
I didn't finish this because I'm going to make him pay for the rest of it later
Isaiah Richardson
What he doesn't realize is that the actual party is DLC.
Wyatt Perry
Doubt they'd buy Idea Factory or NIS. I'll be fine.
Noah Green
wait, forgot something
Carter Martinez
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Carter Miller
>EA is run by literally Satan. Everything is normal here.
Jackson Perry
...
Lincoln Turner
>hl2.exe has stopped responding Every time.
Luke Garcia
>tfw ywn be successful like Andrew Wilson
Camden Rogers
>tumblr nose in one of the drawings Oh dear
Colton Young
3000 hours in paint please no bully
Cameron Reed
was not meant to reply, fuck me
Asher Hernandez
...
Josiah Mitchell
>inb4 in the last minute, Sup Forums realizes how autistic this is and the card doesn't get sent
Jaxson Johnson
>take a shit on it >ship it
Jobs done. You dont need an entire thread of shitposting for it oh now I get it
Ethan Richardson
>Andrew's Australian >Trying to meme magic on an Australian this is gonna backfire harder than Battleborn
Joshua King
inb4 they take this as approval of all their shit vidya and pump out more of it
Joseph Harris
>le meme magic fuck off newfag contribootin
Aaron Roberts
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Joseph Flores
>H I-is that you Doctor?
Ryan James
memes
Joshua White
...
Gavin Anderson
...
Liam Rivera
This isn't funny fuck you guys, he will get bummed if he knows its ironicaly, imagine if someone did this to you?
fuck off.
Ryder Ross
here you go
Aiden Butler
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Dylan Richardson
Preorder your card to get a dick up the ass
Colton Cruz
wait so is it EA's birthday or Andrew's?
Nathan King
Andrew
Camden Edwards
We're preparing for this
Ethan Baker
Here
Leo Evans
It's only semi ironic. See .
Hudson Scott
shit I gotta fix mine then
Benjamin Long
...
Hunter Morgan
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Noah Powell
i like these ones especially
Julian Bell
Imagine the internet infecting you so much that, when you have the opportunity to draw a proper heart, you instead draw an ascii one.
Sebastian Jones
Do I win?
Brody Harris
Too lazy/unskilled to do it proper. Hope this suffice.
Cameron Barnes
Tried my best.
Wyatt Jenkins
>make card out of true support >goes to crap >make card out of malicious intent >he succeeded in his career, gains more money and Sup Forums kvetches for eternity DON'T
