This is Jarl Ulfric, the true High King of Skyrim

This is Jarl Ulfric, the true High King of Skyrim.

Say something nice about him.

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He wanted to keep skyrim racially pure. gotta give him that

Never should've come here.

Looks like that he is in closet

smug prick
even the fucking elves were laughing behind his back

who puts a throne in a closet?

That's not outfit he usually wear.
What mod?

Immersive Armor.

Immersive Armors I guess.

Stormcloaks need a change in leadership

The stormcloaks are stupid drunken barbarians and the empire in skyrim is made up almost exclusively by Nord recruits with very few from other races. There's no reason to side with the retards since the empire leadership views the thalmor as a threat.

Seeing how they "lost" their pure Nord culture, that means nothing. They don't even speak Nordic.

>want to work for the Legion
>the commander is more of a prick than Ulfric and Imperial City is pretty much under Thalmor
Should've at least made both side equally enticing ffs.

I'll fight you mate.

Is Ulfric the Donald Trump of Skyrim?

Straight outta Canton
crazy Motherfetcher named Ice Jiub
From the guild called N'wahs With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a steel staff
Swipe to the side, and bodies are hauled off
You too, N'wah, if you vhek with me
The Ordinators gonna have to come and get me
Icarian Flight, thats how im going out
For the swit motherfetchers that showin out
fetchers in bruma, spread'n the rumour
crush'em and smoke'em in a pipe like skooma
Goin off on a motherfetcher like that
with a scroll thats gonna up your stats
so give me your booze
Ain't no tellin when I'll roll an attack move,
heres a rap that'l make you a coward
with a lie record like tod howard
Sunder n’ Keening is the tool
Don’t make me act the marafetchin fool
me you can go hand to hand, no maybe
I'm knockin racers out tha coast, daily
well almost, kindoff, nearly
Until them dumb motherfetchers just leave me
I'm down with the tribunal alm.si.vi
fetcher thats heresy
So when I'm in Balmora, you better duck
coz a hundred more racers will a poped up
as I leave, believe I’m silt stridin’
But when I come back, swit, I’m comin straight outta canton

more like the true fiddle of skyrim, his rebellion just gives the elves more time to recover and weakens the empire. knife ears don't want to enslave humanity, they want to wipe it out

>military commander is a meanie :((

Skyrim is pretty stupid, but the civil war is the only thing they got right. So many idiots falling for stormcloak memes

Pure of Elves. He didn't give a fuck if an Imperial or Breton wanted to join.

There really should've been more opportunity to fuck the Thalmor in the ass tbqh. You only had like what, 2 quests where you can do that?

>"True Sons and Daughters of Skyrim" Nord
Drunken idiots trying to reclaim a past that doesn't them
>Empire supporting Nords
Smart and business savvy individuals

Also, aren't the most successful businesses owned by empire supporters and non-Nords?

He never cleanses windhelm of elves or anything when he could easily tell his men to kill them all and dump them in the river. They may not like them but they tolerate them.

The Thalmor are going to control most of Tamriel in TES5. If you wipe them out it would be hard to justify a sequel.

I know it would trigger retards who would cry about being race blocked but I really wish you couldn't join the Stormcloaks if you were an elf/beast/imperial. Or at the very least require a speech check or bribe or even a short loyalty quest to gain his trust.

He will lose to the Elves

Not reason why we, as a player, can't told them to fuck off. More quests along the lines like the one in the Dragonborn DLC would be nice.

Is he the bad guy

It's evenly matched in tes5, both sides fought the first great war to a stalemate pretty much otherwise thalmor would run everything already. Hammerfell will fight the thalmor with the empire when the time comes.

Why do they all sit like douchebags.

When you're in a position of power, people usually get arrogant about it. Also, wouldn't you?

bethesda is bad at animations

Thanks for accelerating the inevitable

my favorite animation is harkon's pacing when you first meet him in his castle, fucking hilariously retarded

Fucking useless Thalmor tool.

Video?

The empire was created by a god, the stormcloaks are created by a greybeard reject that got captured by the thalmor during the great war

>both sides fought the first great war to a stalemate pretty much otherwise thalmor would run everything already

No, the Empire just gave up everything the Thalmor wanted.

It may be created by a god but when the line of successions pretty much already scraping the bottom of the barrel you know it's time to quit.

From what I understand didn't the Thalmor launch a successful surprise attack and took the Imperial City. But then for some reason offered the Empire the WGC?

The Empire was established by the Nords and blessed by Akatosh. That Empire ended with Martin Septim's death, the current Empire is nothing. That still doesn't mean Ulfric isn't a fucking coward idiot, the Empire deserves to fall but AFTER the Thalmor are dealt with.

just look up harkon fist meeting or whatever, the devs made this custom animation for him when he starts talking about vampirism and shit they probably made it in like fifteen minutes

Fuck dulfric dump

And fuck nord people

this should b it

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God damn Dawnguard was awful.

Yeah, I was only interested because of VL and even then I ended almost never using it. The new companion tiddies is not even that interesting.

>that fucking soul cairn part
>that final march to the castle that seemed cool until your fellow dawngaurd mates conveniently disappear

>siding with the stormcloaks
get out thalmor agents

>the Soul Cairn
>the endless caves
>the Vale that started out cool but was just more Falmer caves

Easily the worst "expansion" they've ever done

>the endless caves

That was the part where I went fuck it and just ran past everything as fast as I could. Anyone who hasn't played the DLC and is planning to should just noclip the entire thing.

Best girl Elisif doesn't.

I can't take Dawnguard seriously at all, and just for one simple thing.

>vampires in Skyrim have fucking glowing red eyes
>absolutely no NPC in the game will say anything about you being a vampire, a guard may acknowledge it from time to time and do nothing
>now where is this shitty questline with NPCs that can suddenly tell you're a vampire at certain poitns

>the Dragonborn is literally Akatosh given human flesh
>absolutely no one will acknowledge your importance outside of stopping Alduin which no one really gives a fuck about.

I should have been able to fuck Elisif with my Dragon dick and claim High King of Skyrim and plan to usurp the Imperial Throne to make the Empire fucking worth something again.

hemorroids

Especially Winterhold.

Don't forget the fucked up face.
People would see you are a vampire a mile away.

I'd be more okay with how retarded DG vampires look if that dlc didn't also completely remove the thing where npcs go nuts and try to murder you for being an undead monstrosity at stage 4.

>Say something nice about him.
He could see that I was fucking based and allowed me to join his army. Hopefully I won't be deported when we defeat the Imperials. Praise the Nine!

>hero of kvatch gets noticed everywhere they go
>dragonborn gets yelled at by guards for shouting in public

>and plan to usurp the Imperial Throne to make the Empire fucking worth something again
Speaking of which, shouldn't we basically have the claim to throne? Like, the Emperors all supposedly to be a dragonborn right?

IIRC isn't that's way that amulet in Oblivion such a big deal because only a dragronborn can use it or something like that?

>Starting a civil war during the threat of Thalmar dominion
He sure is a smart guy

>halmor launch a successful surprise attack and took the Imperial City

WGC were the Dominion's original terms that the Empire capitulated to.

The Thalmor never intended to take the IC or destroy the Empire in one go. The forces in Cyrodiil were just supposed to be a distraction from their activities in Hammerfell. When they were able to steamroll the Empire with just their distraction forces they decided they might as well try to take them on directly.

The Thalmor got almost everything they wanted and more (the sacking of IC gave them many treasures) so the "First War Against the Empire" was a success for them. Actually, the only reason it wasn't more successful is because the Redguards wisely refused to give up 1/2 their territory.

>tfw playing as a altmer dragonborn
When will Nords learn that Auri-El favor the Mer now?

You basically have the only claim to the throne of the old Imperial Empire since you are literally Akatosh. But good luck getting the Medes to hand over the Empire without a fight.

I'm pretty sure he even admits how stupid that was if you kill him during the civil war and then meet up with him again in sovngarde

Either high quality bait or just an idiot.

Martin's sacrifice permanently sealed shut the jaws of Oblivion, so that doesn't matter much, anymore.
What's more, the Empire doesn't have a succession crisis; it has a new dynasty established by the time Skyrim starts.
The High Kingship is up for grabs, though. I assume you're locked out because only jarls can run?

Reminder that the hero of Kvatch is now Sheogorath.

I continue to lust for Bosmer girls

The thing, you would probably have no trouble convincing the citizens of Skyrim to follow the Dragonborn since they at least show high reverence for Dragonborn/Greybeards/The Voice.

>Can't kill serana on sight as vampire hunter
>Can't side with Harkon even if you side with the vampires as he attacks you at the end no matter what

You can't win no matter which side you chose it's retarded.

Lucky for you, they're canonally sluts.

>Bosmer girls
Dunmer girls are superior

No, that's dunmer.

I thought those were dark female elves

Dunmer are the canon sluts, they take the barbed penis, and have ashy vaginas.

At worst Bosmer girls have protein farts since they only eat meat.

No, idiot, it's Dunmer cunts that are canonsluts.

I have no explanation for Winterhold but every other stone chair with a towel in a fucking below zero temperature environment makes my ass clench.

Really though, I would love to live in a comfy small village like Riverwood.

FOR ULFRIC STORMCLOAK!

That would be the best because every other villages are just in the middle of the fucking nowhere and too far from the cities.

Unless you were already a vampire when you find her, Serana should have been a blood starved miniboss that you have to knock out, capture, and imprison at the dawnguard fort. Playing as a vampire hunter and being forced to courteously escort the vampire with the fucking elder scroll back to the main antagonist just because she asked you to has to be one of the dumbest things in the entire game.

the king is dead

>Dunmer girls are superior
yes

I'll give Ulfric and Galmar that they were pretty cool to Rikke

filthy greyskins get out

Post Skyrim sluts.

Ashy vagina

Nord girls = Dunmer girls > Breton girls > Imperial girls > the rest

At that point, even with the empire crushing his rebellion, damage is already done. People will still be divided afterward and there would have been a innumerable loss of life on both sides, benefiting only the Thalmar in the long run.
From the moment he decided to start a war with the Empire skyrim was weak against an enemy that both sides considered a true threat.

Breton sluts uber alles.

claims to be for the conservatives and the people, and racial purity
is actually just power hungry and wants to make things better for himself even though he already has a comfortable life.

basically yes.

Don't forget he's also a tool for the country that wants to destroy his homeland.

i'd fuck any woman with pointy ears, stop being picky, fellas

Killing dunmer is counter to his position on religious freedom. They're fucking daedra worshipers and don't give a fuck about humans or who they worship.

wow ulfric is literally an evil nazi racist like drumph

im voting for thalmore imperial now

meanwhile, actual elves in Skyrim look like aborted fetuses

Breton Girls > Nord Girls > Bosmer Girls > Imperial Girls > Dunmer Sluts > Redguard Girls > High Elf Lankets > Orc "Girls" > the other shit

Skyrim elves look the most lore accurate. They're not supposed to be pretty, except maybe bosmer females.

>The Empire is weak
>Therefor the Nords should rebel and make enemies with their Inperial cousins, that'll surely stop the knife-ears