Wtf is notch doing?

wtf is notch doing?

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he is a billionare neet with nothing better to do that shitpost in twitter.

Either he's drunk, or he's gone full neckbeard crackpot conspiracy theorist

Living the dream.

Shitposting. Millionaires get bored.

>Notch became a Sup Forumstard
Fuck
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he's a billionaire Sup Forumsirgin

>people just now discovering that he's a Sup Forums regular
he used to post here you fucking imbeciles

This, he literally has no fucks to give and never will have to again.

>have all that money
>spend your time shitposting on twitter
>not even automating it or getting a team of sluts to do it for you
lmaowat

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Not like he has anything else to do or even a reputation to uphold since he never has to work again.

I mean look at it this way

most Trump supporters keep quiet because that could hurt their jobs and friendships

he's a fucking Billionaire though, that doesn't matter anymore

its just the proof that most of people that goes to Sup Forums is autistic

that gold digger was a big red pill for him.

*billionare

>Another one woke up

I don't see a problem.

is that possible?

>Sharpen those diamond swords! The Minecraft Movie hits theaters 2019 Same year as Shrek 5 Rated PG-13 for sexual thoughts
kek

>man with buttload of money
>associating with roasties
He would get a dozen rape accusations within a month.

>bearded /fit/poster does exactly that
>any charges against him were immediately shut down because she just wanted more of that dick
LMAOOOOO
NOTCH CONFIRMED INSUFFICIENT DICK

>pic
That didn't happen r-right?

Considering the reactions in this thread I wouldn't be suprised if around 70% of Sup Forums users have NeoGAF.com in their search history for the past hour.

He started tipping the fedora.
If I was only known for a shitty roblox rip-off whose entire fanbase consists of autistic children, I'd be depressed too.

Rich people can easily buy themselves out of rape charges. Happens all the time with celebrities. Also remember the Brock Turner case?

That is exactly the point I was trying to make. Women are leeches and accusing a rich man of rape is a sure and easy way to exploit them.

>most of people that goes to
And apparently some of them are also very uneducated, like you.

Hollywood is huge pedophile nest. That's why they virtue signal so hard.

The point you were trying to make is you're trying to whiteknight a billionaire into being a faggot because you're abhorrent irl?
Amazing.

Pizzagate is real.

It's poorer people who should worry about false rape charges, especially college students who can't afford a good lawyer. People like Notch can chase as many roasties as they want.

Unfortunately, he's too busy shitposting on the internet and using his money to be max NEET

It did during the London Bridge attacks, it was filmed. People are hiding under chairs and tables at a restaurant while attacks are in progress, somebody shouts something about Muslims and some nu-male hiding under the table with the rest tells them to stop being Islamophobic

It did.

youtube.com/watch?v=8IcHqIsukEQ

It's hard to hear with all the yelling, but near the end you can hear someone saying 'You fookin idiot, it's not all Muslims' etc etc.

He has become a cuck MRA shitlord fascist

>Unfortunately
Look at this pussy on a pedastal thirstlord.

If I was rich, I'd be nonstop pleasuring myself. Whether it's sex, food, you name it.

He was a Sup Forumsirgin before many of you even started posting here. Sup Forums is only one step away.

nah, he's pretty tame

does anybody else roll your eyes when Notch opens his fat fucking mouth?

>be a billionaire
>can experience just about anything a human could possibly experience on our planet
>spends his days picking fights on Twitter
If I were a billionaire I wouldn't need Twitter because I'd be out doing fucking anything. Shit, if I have a good week, I don't even touch Sup Forums.

No. Clearly you care too much.

The main editor of the Pizzagate Wikipedia article:

"If you've come here looking for some dirt on me, let me save you some time: I'm a (male) skeptical liberal atheist feminist American gun nut SJW. Now you know."

Lol

Not a true 4channer, I see. Notch is living the dream for many of us; shitposting 24/7. Don't even need to keep a day job to pay the bills.

What would you do if you became a billionaire overnight, Sup Forums?

>make sure my family and closest friends would be set for life
>extend an offer of friendship together with the new wealth to people who've fucked me over in the past and then tell them to fuck themselves just as they're about to have a bite of the pie
>build the most insane gaming PC ever built and use it to shitpost on Sup Forums in 16K resolution, documenting the entire process
>'round the world trip culminating in the finest Japanese prostitutes I could buy in Tokyo
>donate to some animal charities
>fund a Dino Crisis 1&2 remake

Probably satire m80, he's just thrown some buzzwords together. Liberal gun owners can't really consider themselves gun nuts for example, because they continue to vote against their own interests.

Notch, please go outside or take antidepressants or a bullet or something man

Welcome to nu/v/!

You care too much, user. Physically rolling your eyes because someone you disagree with posts something is ridiculous. Going outside is a solution I'd recommend to you instead.

>4channer
You need to go back

Notch is having a slow mental breakdown as he begins to realize that money and material possessions were never his true barrier to happiness and in fact just exacerbated his social isolation and internal emptiness.

i like the way you think user, pretty much the same shit, except i'd fund a proper bethesda/obsidian rpg with dark messiah combat

I'd unironically build a concrete bunker for the pc part. With a nice bar inside for having my few friends over.

He's more likely making fun of them, comparing Sup Forumstards to children trying to find herobrine

>extend an offer of friendship together with the new wealth to people who've fucked me over in the past and then tell them to fuck themselves just as they're about to have a bite of the pie
This is how you make true enemies and screw yourself over. A more stinging retribution would be true excommunication. Ignore they exist. They die away in obscurity. They deserve no attention. They can only hurt you.

>>can experience just about anything a human could possibly experience on our planet

He did. Had parties with celebrities, bought a dumb mansion, make a room with candy dispensers. All that, and he just goes back to shitposting.

>Liberal gun owners can't really consider themselves gun nuts for example, because they continue to vote against their own interests.

How do you magically know who liberals vote for? Because if you think liberal = democrat you're sadly mistaken.

I'm liberal and I haven't voted democrat in well over 10 years.