>go to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>630 pound ebast in front of me
>stench is burning off my eyebrows
>keeps fidgeting from side to side
>mentions to cashier he's excited for Xbox one version of pubg since he cannot use keyboard and mouse properly
Traded in my Xbox one for a switch today. With botw ended up paying only $200 for the kit
Cool story bro, next time learn how to take a photo.
T. Person in pic
>not for a ps4
Might as well post your pic for us to laugh at too
Why do you guys always exaggerate these story so much?
admire my pet in the pic pls
That guy's fat af, but he ain't 630 pounds.
Can i get some sauce on that?
I got a PS4
Sauce before 404
You know you're too fucking fat when your neck/back of head has rolls.
This is common with all obese and morbidly obese people and wearing a hat doesn't hide it you little pigs.
What's the deal with all the awkard bitter autists here on Sup Forums taking creepshots of people?
I admire the pet
>It has a penis.
who knows?
And?
Post it faggot. pls
MOMMY MILKIES
It's honestly the smell that's the worst part of most of these stories and that doesn't even get captured in a picture. Seriously, the bare minimum for going in public should be to take a shower and put on deodorant and fresh clothes, but so many of these fuckers can't even manage that.
BOOBERS
>for the kit
What
NIPPRES
GIB SAUCE
I'll take "shit that never happened" for $400 Alex
I don't lie
So why exactly do you think OP seeing a very stinky, very large man that likes consoles in gamestop is implausible?
What bumfuck town's do fuckers live in?
I've been to gamestop multiple times and there's never anyone in the goddamn store who remotely even looks or smells like OP's pic.
You either don't have a sense of smell or just are very lucky. It's not the town, it's nerds in general. Just step foot in an anime or comic con anywhere and take a big sniff.
I wouldn't even pay 200 for a switch.
brap.txt
stop sniffing people you fucking degenerate