This is Max, an everyday hero

This is Max, an everyday hero.

Say something nice about her!

Her ass is so small it would probably fit into one of my hands with ease.

Why was the lesbian subtext so....weirdly done?

I like the OST of LiS

You fucking wasteman.

nigger

meme game

That's kind of hot.

Endgame right here, brothers.

Wasn't aware everyday heroes have time powers.

Okay shit game idea here: Life is Strange but you can stop time instead of rewinding it.

>See Kate jump off building midway
>stops time
Now what?

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I want to impregnate and marry Max

>destroyed a town for one life
>hero
Sure if we're watching man of steel

Go get a trampoline

>Saving Chloe
>Wanting the objectively worse ending

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Wowser!

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Time travellers are cool and the Max is the best at being the worse time traveller!

Post pictures of worse at being as bad as Max time travellers.

Holy shit those tiddies

>[angry gay noises]

I want fat old men to mind break and impregnate her. Or horses and pigs.

Loli Max is better.

I want to smell her asshole right affer she gets done taking bath. The smell of soap and asshole... so yummy.

He should have been the protagonist. He knows what young girls like.

Did you do it?

It was a selfish thing for her to ask. Could fuck up the alternate Max's life bad, so I didn't do it.

Why does Chloe look Chinese in this picture?

The picture of the family in that reality is so sad. You can just see the suffering in the dad's face.

You mean kill her? Fuck no. That's just heartbreaking. Even if she may not have that long to live and may suffer along the way, there's still plenty of time to enjoy what's left of her life with Max now that she has come back.

why do you have to make the same fucking thread every fucking day

pic related
traps arent gay

I get the feeling he and his wife would just kill themselves if Chloe died in that timeline. They'd have nothing to live for.

>Why does Chloe look Chinese in this picture?
Because they have no hope left.

I want to see this.

So did I user.

>Before the Storm is made by a shitty throwaway team that has done nothing of note
>Graphics look shitty
>Lip syncing is somehow shittier than LiS
>Dialogue is stupid
>No powers
>Only three episodes
>Have to buy the Season Pass like a good goy to get the Max episode
I'm still going to buy it

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

Wait for the game to go on sale to buy the season pass. We won't see the episode until after the whole game is released.

I'm going to watch it all on YouTube for free

THAT IS SOOOO GAY.

>Say something nice about her!
i want to see her suck on and take the knot as often as possible after she is done sucking of cute elementary school aged boys..

Don't forget Chloe sounding really bad due to voice actor change.

Square Enix was a mistake

Was Jefferson an Sup Forums user?

What did they mean by this?

He's a terrible photographer.

The SFM is making itself.

It'd be interesting to see an AI animate it's own porn.

Fuck, Before the Dranks is gonna be good

Can't wait to see E;R's review on the prequel

she's not even going to be in season 2

what were they thinking?

I had high hopes for the next one, fuck
Is it really that bad

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plausible deniability

yurifags can ship them together, while normal people will just see too close friends

Does Max go full lesbo in the (unneeded) prequel?

I don't know why everyone is upset I think she is hella rad! Tots splash splash!
Fucking kill me

Apparently if you pre-order the deluxe version of the unnecessary prequel, you get a bonus episode where you play as a young Max.

How do you respond?

This hit hard, especially with Blade Runner being one of my favourite movies.

I meant Chole.

You mean Chloe? Probably.

yeah surely they were just friends...

I get down on my knees and polish Victoria's shoes with my tongue

y-you too

fuck :(

Max in diapers!

This is why everyone should learn martial arts.

see what I mean

Walk 360 degree and promote abstinence.

patrician yurifags know that kate or victoria is superior to chloe

I downloaded it and listen to it on my phone

Whenever I see threads like this it makes me ponder about what the people make them look like. How impossibly sad and disgusting they must be to make them every single day.

What a wise and noble race that we surely can learn much from.

>tfw enjoyable pirate
that's the best part. own the original, pirate the shitty sequel.

That... that is a very interesting fetish you've just given me, user.

prequel*

I'm pretty sure that's a mayan, aztec, or some other south american tale, not something from africa

Yes, and?

I thought you were shitting on negroes, my apologies
Just wanted to clarify on who you might be shitting on is all
Continue

Says the frogposter

If you don't think Aztecs were fucking cool then you're a faggot, and not one of the good ones with an ass four hand spans wide either

some sfm porn that you're in are pretty good.

Did Warren take Max's virginity?

I wonder what would happen if they discovered metallurgy long before Columbus.

Depends on how canon those are

Only on his dreams.

He'd go ape on the both of them and they'd love it

I think the problem was that there's not a lot of metals in the Americas, right? There's also no horses here which would've caused all kinds of problems with long-distance travel.

I guess we'll never know

There's nothing nice to say. She's an annoying cunt in a shit game.

Wait, really? I thought that the bonus episode would be playable day one

I'm glad you feel this way. You deserve it for putting money towards such a shit game in the first place.

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Why didn't Warren want her?

PAYNE!?

His teenage dick had Best Girl Detector powers

Oneitis.

She's not Max

He had no interest on her.
In the alternate timeline he was dating Stella instead.

WHACK HIM!

She's ugly and annoying