Splatoon 2

Huge game changing update happens in five minutes.

tri shitters on suicide watch
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When does it go live?

>Get into a match
>As we start loading in, 'servers' go down
>Get a ranked bar crack
Thanks Nintendo.
Time to keep using the Tri.

>Stingray becomes Death Star.
>Splashdown user crashes into the ceiling.
>Baller goes from Kraken 0.5 to Kraken 1.5.
>Ink Jet is nerfed to the ground.
>Armor is still Bubbler 0.5.

Kind of a hamfisted attempt at balance.

Not entirely related to Splatoon, but what ONE game should I get for my new Switch? In regards to multiplayer and/or long lasting appeal. I already have Zelda and Sonic

>the already too big ink storm gets bigger

Are they fucking with Americans because of these hurricanes ?

>Time to keep using the Tri
I'm sorry for your loss, user

Mario kart 8
Street fighter
NBA playgrounds

That's really about your only options right now.

>Ink Jet
>Increased hitbox of player versus enemy bullets (Shooter weapons), so it will be easier to shoot down
>Decreased explosion radius at point of impact – 17% for damage, 20% for inking
>Decreased damage dealt by exhaust (underneath the Ink Jet) by 75%
What the fuck?

Mario Kart, Splatoon 2, and ARMS are really your only options for now so take your pick.

GET ARMS AND START FUCKING CLOWNS JUST LIKE I DID

IM CONSIDERING IT MY UK FRIEND IS ALSO GETTING A SWITCH SO IM LOOKING INTO MULTIPLAYER STUFF

Sorry your crutch for being shit was nerfed. Jet was almost impossible to shoot downs. It was too powerful. And guess what? They still didn't nerf enough. Should have take a shot away as well

>reddit

> Maintenance from 5:50 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.

Well, looks like I'm not playing Splatoon tonight.

>Those new requirements for the splatfest shirts.

Holy fuck, guess that's one way to even out the cheap scrubbing.

Stingray was already pretty great for ranked mode, why did they buff it

>GOD I HATE REDDIT SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE REDDIT DO I FIT IN NOW GUYS

It makes it cheaper and easier

>Reddit

Out.

>Sup Forums likes reddit now
Takes one to know one, I guess

Fuck off to reddit, idiot

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(you)

> You can finally buy and re-roll slots with coins

Fucking finally. I have over a million coins saved up and nothing to spend them on.

Not him but that shit was free kills as a Splatling user unless they stayed away from me.
Still needed a nerf though.

HOLY SHIT THE NEW STINGRAY

>Splatfest ability Tee changes
>Slot 1: 4000 → 7500
>Slot 2: 8000 → 7500
>Slot 3: 12000 → 7500
>Total: 24000 → 22500

So basically, way more to get the slot 1 ability, but way less to get slot 3. Not too terrible, makes maxing it out a bit more bearable.

Because it was actually shit and not great at all

Also holy fuck those changes to Ink Jet is something I have wanted since day fucking 1. Fuck the Ink Jet and its bullshit.

More importantly, makes it inefficient to scrub after one

Splatoon 2 Splatoon 2 Splatoon 2

I owned Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and I've played a ton of the ARMS Testpunches...and I still choose Splatoon 2. It's so addictive. But if local multi-player on the same system is important to you, then go for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Welcome back, Killer Wail

I wonder if it will be done by 10pm eastern. I want to play before I go to bed

I have 250 hours in Splatoon 2

So I'm going to tell you Splatoon 2

tri slosher is still good

>tri slosher is still broken

We know. But at least it makes playing against tri shitters slightly less annoying.

>Sprinkler
>Ink is released in three stages; increased the middle of these stages in duration by 5 seconds (this one was a bit difficult to translate, sorry)
??

>Brella and Ink Armor interaction
Does this mean that the pellets are going to eat through it faster and actually do damage?

>When talking to Murch, you can now see your money and Super Sea Snail count in the corner of the screen
How did they forget this anyway

>Fixed issue where ranked meters incorrectly displayed as breaking, in the case the bar was empty and there was a disconnection
finally.

>Tri-Slosher
>Maximum damage dealt decreased from 62.0 to 52.0
>Range shortened by 9%
Still no damage drop off? lame. Overall pretty good Kind of sad there aren't more Brella or Forge SSP buffs.

>Unironically linking to Reddit instead of just posting the information

I sincerely hope this is a bait thread, but given the state of Sup Forums these days it's getting harder and harder to tell.

>Sprinkler
The sprinkler's ink output fades over time. Based off this translation, it had 3 stages: fast, medium, and slow. Thus medium speed had its duration extended by 5 seconds.

>five hours

Fuck Nintendo.

>there are now daily cowadoodie nostalgia threads

I'm pretty sure this thread was made by someone from the splatoon general on /vg/ and they actually do post shit from reddit, tumblr and transgender shit all the time. I stopped going there obviously.

/vg/ was a mistake.

thanks doc

While they made the first ability be more expensive, they also made the later ones cheaper, and such unlocking all three abilites takes less xp now than it did before.
So the strat now is to get all three abilities before scrubbing, while before it was just getting the first one.

The main reason it's better is because you can actually enjoy splatfest, rather than leaving so often to scrub.

And by enjoy I of course mean get upset at how horrible your team is.

>Stingray buffs

Why did they even nerf the sprinkler to begin with? Who was fucking crying over a piece of shit that can be destroyed in one or two shots? It's fucking worthless in the second game. How about they just "buff" it back to how it originally worked.

>he picked invisibility

>Ink Storm
>Expanded radius by 13%
Why?

Kits with inkstorm aren't that great. They either have a terrible Sub, a mediocre main or both.

Hopefully he translated it wrong and it's decreased by 13%. That would make more sense

Patch is done. Time to play guys. Enjoy the game being better.

Neat

Apparenrly this update is a focus on specials while the next months is where the juicy primary weapon updates are.

>source
>my ass

The octobrush still needs a nerf. Too much range

every match is full of shitty chargers trying out the new stingray

twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/905704555152785408

Now shut the fuck up

>nerfing the exhaust
I'm mad, shit was great for splatting rollerbabys

>korean
really makes you think

It made the one place you could go to avoid an inkjet shot a deathtrap.

MHXX and Splatoon2

>octobrush
>too much range
no, you're just shit. less range than prebuff dualies

i use aerospray

i hate the jetpack,unless you are high up you have to run away and even then you get cucked due to splash damage,im glad it was nerfed

i hope stingers dont get that ability also in salmon run,i fucking hate those

sloshers are easy to cuck,its the nzap fags that i hate and the dualie cucks

flyvirgin detectedq

cucks like you will wind up making all the weapons having spitting range and ruin the game

GIT GUD

It doesn't sound like ink armor was nerfed that much
>When receiving more than 100.0 damage at once, any excess damage will knock the Ink Armor user back (upper limit capped at 80.0)
Although I'm not sure how this will play out. The damage gets translated into knockback?

>nerf Trislosher
>now every shitaimer has jumped onto the brushes
Still annoying, but much more bearable. Anyway, who Brella here?

Don't listen to these niggers, the real answer is puyo puyo tetris

>Dat new laser
Oh my god. It's so beautiful.

How do you live with yourself knowing you're so scared of a boogeyman you check under your bed every night for reddit?

Fooling around with tri in test area and it still has no falloff damage unless of course something is underneath you. Otherwise every hit on even terrain or above you is still 52 even if you just glance a dummy with a side hit. So it's still powerful really. I mean you could maybe escape the second hit and regen like 5 health and be able to take another hit turning it into a 3 hit ko but I doubt that would happen often. If the slosher is on you you're probably dead still. The range nerf is what probably hurts the most.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JETPACK IS LITERALLY UNUSABLE NOW
NICE BALANCING NINTENDO

twitter.com/splatoon_kaki/status/905974816720556033

Good. I couldn't walk two steps without tripping over 20 jetpack users in that recent Splatfest. We need to shake up the meta. Let the jetpack be shit for a while, then buff it down the line.

So is the N Zap the new meta?

>reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/6ylv4t/ver130_coming_sept_7_at_6_pm_pt_patch_notes/

Baller
Knockback decreased
Increased default endurance/stamina by 33%
Increased explosion radius – 17% more damage, 7% more inking
Changed minimum explosion damage from 30.0 to 55.0
Increased knockback effect against opponents on explosion

L O FUCKING L
WELP TIME TO JUMP INTO A LITTLE SPLATOON BEFORE I GO TO BED

I too like to enjoy a bit of maintenance before I sleep

t. someone with no experience with the patch or general knowledge of the game

I don't think so.
My impression is that they gave ink armor users a ton of knockback when taking damage exceeding its cap and doesn't make you flat out invulnerable until it comes off if you take a big enough hit.

Sure gonna see a lot more people using stingray sets though now that you don't have to try and shoot a grain of rice a mile off with a laser pointer.

Dude, what?!
STFU!

I am LITERALLY chasing mother fuckers down with the baller now!

Hello again OFFENSIVE SPECIALS!

Guess that means all you losers saying that the new specials were fine are eating shit now!

>Sting ray is a fucking laser beam of death now

I may actually use it now!
Its so much more fun to try to avoid now!

Fantastic choice

>twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/905704555152785408

What do you mean buy and reroll?!

You mean buy individual slots and reroll one slot?!

I dont see anything about rerolls in the patch notes!

Where the fuck do you go for news on a videogame? /vg/? What about for games that don't have threads on /vg/? All there is is the subreddit

>tri-slosher nerfed in two departments
Oh yes.

>splashdown also buffed
OH YES IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A HERO SHOT MAIN