I've been trying so hard not to scream at normies lately

i've been trying so hard not to scream at normies lately

reminder that Mario and Luigi are no longer plumbers because Miyamoto is a fucking senile retard

They never unclogged a sink outside of the meme taken cartoons

yeah i hate when one game retcons all the previously existing games

even the parts when they literally do plumbing we now know that they aren't and never were really plumbers...

damn, dude how did we get to this...

They retired

he actually claimed that they were plumbers a "long time ago", likely implying they retired after the original Mario Bros. game, which is even more disappointing

Why the fuck would someone go back to plumbing after becoming a national icon who's beloved by the local monarchy?

Mario bros arcade is the closest Miyamoto made Mario plumberlike, like he was a construction worker in DK.

he likes it

>Trying to do this area with a hardcore critical difficulty hack
>Those fucking super flies and their impossible to telegraph attack

who's give a shit to be honest

30 years of LORE

Waved away

It only deepens the lore, to be honest.

Don't Mario and Luigi bust out wrenches and fix the pipe at the beginning of 3D World?

I do. Miyamoto keeps mindlessly retconning huge things in the series for no reason other than his own idiocy
First he says the Koopalings aren't bowser's kids, then he says Mario's not a real doctor, then he goes and says that Mario and Luigi haven't been plumbers for a long time.
He's just gone fucking mad and he's sucking all the charm out of this franchise

Lore only goes deeper like a series of warp zones.

>I like plumbing
said no one, ever.

he didnt say that they never were plumbers, just that they currently are not
they've changed careers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DERITU DISU
TOADS ONRY

50,300 google hits says it's occassionally uttered

ok, fine.
But literally nobody has ever said "I like plumbing so much that I wouldn't give it up even if I were getting a slice of Peach's cake every day".

yeah, only in the context of "the depths of your mom"

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No, these results said these people are into pipes and leaks and shit. Look for yourself its clean

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wow

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Not this shit again. Listen you fucks, this is nothing like Miyamoto making an announcement that the Koopalings have been reconned from being Bowser's children. All that happened is the Odyssey website went up and made a cheeky remark on Mario's bio that he used to work as a plumber. You don't even know if Miyamoto wrote it. No one's saying Mario was never a plumber.

There's no way that's the original dialogue, I keep seeing this stuff from Super Paper Mario but I find it hard to believe it was really that aware

In Jap culture, social caste is everything.
The poor cannot do things the rich can do.
That's why mario can't be a plumber. If he's a plumber, how can he play tennis? That makes no sense because tennis and other fun activities are for higher caste members!

Just another retarded 3rd world inhuman bullcrap logic being shoehorned into things.

Literally who cares?

Yeah, but who gives a shit tho. Mario's lore and story is literally entirely inconsequential and irrelevant.

I think it's Color Splash.

This. Normies barely fucking care about this, and actual vidya fans have no reason to give a single fuck what Mario's canon job is

got 4 slots open for tm farming. what should i start on now? 4 ludmilles or 4 leons for quick farms? Some lb tms for rikku? 4 vanilles for if I ever pull a decent mage? Only one dark knight soul is needed since they cant stack, right? How many dualcasts is necessary?

>normies
don't you have school in the morning