C-can I join your party?

C-can I join your party?

No, you can't eat everyone.

sure, big girl need luv too

You can join with my dick.

Only if you bring best girl

Only if you don't get LAGUZ'd on your first chapter

lose the armor and let me fuck your fat folds and then I'll think about it

Shut up, Meg.

Meg still isn't the worst in the Dawn Brigade, though. That title belongs to Fiona.

Meg is cute!

You can warm the bench but that's about it, I'd rather use my waifu instead.

Only if you show me your stats

Do you think Zihark threw her a pity dicking?

Nice taste user, Ilyana is my waifu too

>dismissing loyal, honest, THICQ farmhand waifu

I too love Heather

Sucks that fuckboi Sothe is forced in the last chapter making her redundant

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Sure I need you to tank exactly one tiger for exactly one map.

Honestly, my first reaction was "God no, Zihark could do so much better", but he did fuck some Laguz girl. Depends on how hot that girl was I guess.

sorry I can't afford to feed you

Shipped them since I had Nephenee recruit her in the first map. They're so cute together.

I always thought she was cute despite the fat. I'd hit it so hard I'd be doing backflips

>tons of fat fanart of other fire emblem girls
>actual fatty gets nothing.

really makes you think.

She is cute, fat and all.

Popular characters get fan art. Unpopular don't get shit, even if said character can support one's fetish.

Sure, but no armor allowed.

Whatever happened to that fat explorer girl from the 3DS game?

she didn't get any porn and thus was forgotten

>not Heather
baka

No way, fat.

I literally don't know who you are talking about. Fates or Awakening?

Which game?
Is she romanceable?

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Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn. No, she wants to marry a good friend of her dad, but he's not interested so she ends up living a normal life with an unknown man.

Oh ok, I remember now. Killed the gross bitch and forgot about her.

Yeah, she's not even good like other paralogue bosses.

fatty but cutie

Of course she comes along

>The Bromb with provoke and Nephinie with crit boost

should be fucking illegal its so good

Iv hear tell that if you bother to baby sit her she can be pretty legit late game. One day Id like to do a lesser used party run for RD

Only because she has the stats of a swordmaster and not an knight and in this game speed is busted as fuck

>Female characters in string bikinis and other slutty outfits
no bueno
>Female characters in full plate armor and wielding a giant axe
uuughh more

Meg, who let you back in the house?

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I was actually planning to marry her until I found out you couldn't.

are those stats good? I thought Meg was supposed to be bad. I can't tell if those stats are high since that game had the the 3rd class thing.

Is Dorothy in Heroes yet?

The joke is that the only thing she ever gains is speed which is dumb for a general.

Her STR is literally lower than Sothe's is at that point

>Hey, let's take a swordmaster and make her a knight
>holy shit, you're a genius.

Sothe caps stength at 28 but close enough

Meg is objectively garbage, like Fiona

>tfw he stopped making threads
I know he apparently does twitch stuff sometimes, but I miss the old style LP format

no fatties

>not my boy who outclasses her

come on now no one is as bad as Fiona. Shes the joke among jokes. At least Meg stands some kind of chance in the mission after shes recruited.

how did we end up with this?

It was a rather questionable game in general.

well yeah, it was the first FE game on the GBA, they were bound to have some weird shit

He's been doing a few threads recently but he stopped for a few months because his awakening threads got shit up by some autists spamming shit calling him a Nintendo shill and kept getting them deleted.

He recently did a GhebFE thread in which he drank heavily.

Fatty banner with Brom, Meg, Oliver and Candace when?

Guess I'm just unlucky with timing.

only if you lose weight

Why? I already have Ike and his steroid abuser gang.

Why??????

YOU DIDN'T SEE THE SIGN YOU FUCKIGN WHALE ? NO FATTIES !

>Not enjoying deliciously plump 2D girls

What are you, gay or something? Only gross fatties are 3D ones.

Now this man has achieved enlightenment and is well on his way to nirvana

Sure. Make sure to hide behind Gatrie's massive dick and better stats, though.

Isn't she the worst character?
I remember messing with cheats and tried buffing her level, so she was several levels above, (probably a general) and still got her ass kicked.
Benched forever

Surprisingly, she's probably the best of the garbage tier characters. She mainly suffers from having a terrible class and that the Dawn Brigade chapters are all brutal with super strong enemies. She's still leagues ahead of Fiona and Lyre.