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I would say maybe he's already had kids, but if that were the case he probably wouldn't be playing video games.

They've really been pushing vasectomies lately.

I wonder why...

Imagine being so cucked that your wife bribes you to NOT have your kids

pro-tip: never get a vasectomy.

Why not?
>wanting children

>xbone
>perfect

also vasectomy

He needs something to play with considering how sore he'll be.

I don't know OP. I would start second guessing a woman that gave me these.

Worry.

good goyim

It's not even a year of Xbox Live.

this
I don't want children so a vasectomy sounds like a good idea.

>being so cucked that you have a daughter only to watch her grow up to become another man's cum receptacle

>vasectomy

Why should you endure surgery?

Ask a black guy anything no matter what the question is I'll answer it. If I don't then expect me to be dead or the bank finally sent their secret police to arrest me.

>all fathers want to fuck their daughters

damn what kind of childhood did you have?

Best thousand dollars I ever spent user

>White people are literally sterilizing themself
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS USED TO BE A FUCKING PUNISHMENT

That's not what he implied at all, what the fuck are you on?

Pic related, the lucky recipient of the shiny new Xbox

why else would you be jealous that somebody was fucking your daughter you retard

>wanting children
If I was sexually active I'd get a vasectomy. Beats spending the next 20+ years of my life living for someone else.

>gifted an xbone

was the vasectomy not punishment enough?

Nigga I have a genetic disorder that I can pass to any kid I have. Fuck passing that shit on I'll get a vasectomy and make sure I have a 0% chance of it happening.

Having children only prolongs humanity's suffering.

vasectomy doesn't stop you from having sex (the good thing) it just stop you from having children (the consequence), I don't see the problem with that

>my wife forced me to get chemically/physically castrated
>but at least she got me an Xbone, r-right?

what's bernie mac up to? I haven't seen him in anything since bad santa

What bank and what's your current address?

>I know you were just emasculated so let's seal the deal by giving you a bunch of toys

did you steal your genes?

>Destiny 1
>not Destiny 2
time to fuck her in the ass

>have zero information on this man
>no idea if he has children already
>LOL STERILIZED KEKOLD

Only good post in this thread

My dad played video games with me : (

>genetic disorder

elaborate

He went to see Jesus and never came back
Like I'd tell you Goldenberg

Do this but make friends with a doc who will write up that you had a vasectomy so you can bang check out chicks and get them preggo with no responsibility becuase you had a vasectomy

>wanting kids
I know you Sup Forumsyps think you have to save the white race or whatever, but what matters more is M O N E Y

>Xbone

She should've got him a PS4. Much better than Xbone.

You'd disappear from your wife and kid anyway.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurofibromatosis
I have a mild case of this.

That would be a social suicide in my country

>there are people who unironically want to let a retard leech off of them for two decades

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

when youre cleaning shit just remind yourself youre fulfilling your biological duty!! !hHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I stole my fathers essence

'Cuck' implies he wanted to do it user.
Do you even know what the word means?

Sup Forums is 50% Sup Forums crossposters and Sup Forums is 90% reddit crossposters

Wanting children is a meme tbqhfamalam.
There's absolutely 0% appeal to it.

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So you're basically a mutant? Why is it so bad?

Nigga you can get them hooked up again.
Sometimes they do it by themselves & you have to go in for another procedure ffs.

youre not jealous you just recognize that you're grooming your daughter for another man to fuck. cant help but question the point of such an endeavor.

Stay poor and cucked.

Am I the only one who wants kids? Honestly, I can't wait to be a dad, and my fiancee wants my kids and thinks that I'll be a decent dad, even though I'm a massively horny degenerate

As I said, very mild case. I have one of those tumors on my right pinky finger. I also have issues with fine motor skills. My handwriting is garbage and because of it I was allowed to have a laptop at school from a fairly young age.

>raising children is grooming them for being fucked

are you a pedophile user?

You got ripped off user
I got mine done by a competent doctor for 400

>unironically calling people cucks
_donald/

cucking is by definition raising another man's child

enjoy paying taxes so my children can to school

Lets you nut inside without consequence.

having her use an IED is much better

It's not something I'm adverse to, but I'm also a creepy loner so I'll probably never get the opportunity.

i cant rationalize having kids. nothing about bringing a leech into a world already filled with helpless souls appeals to me.

>Xshit
I am an idort and I can respect, PC, Sony and Nintendo. But if you support Xshit you are a fucking retard. Divorce her.

I've wanted kids forever. But I'm a NEET loser.

In my country they do it for free if you say you have 5 or more children and don't want anymore, they don't really check so you can just lie and get it anyway.

Honest question, how do you know he got cucked and they didn't adopt?

Would it also cost 400 to reverse it?

>two years later
>"sorry but I'm getting to old, I have to have children now, latez."

He should have made his wife to get sterilization surgery then. It is the only rational choice, because men dont lose reproductive capability with age, unlike women.

>having her use an improvised explosive device is better

well youre not grooming them to get fucked by an elder but someone the same age

That's not how it works user.
It IS possible, but its expensive, very rarely covered by insurance, and very ineffective. Any responsible urologist will tell you to treat it as a permanent option.

Technically he's not wrong.
Consciousness is just an emergent characteristic of gene-propagation mechanisms afterall.
So rearing is just preparing your offspring for further success.

Dead console for a dead lineage

oh fuck
freudian slip

IUD*

but then you're letting her basically control the situation, if she lies then you're fucked

The same type of surgery for women has higher chance for error and permanent disfigurement, It's not only easier but safer for the man to have it done.

Ooohhh fuck no. WAY more expensive.

>spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of your life raising another worthless person
>"heh, youre the cuck cuz you have to pay some pocket change for public schoos!!!"

sure user

The entire point of life is to pass your genes on to the next generation. If you never plan on having kids, then you are a biological failure, and you should literally kill yourself right now.

Quality videogame thread you guys have got in here.

This. A vasectomy is 30 minutes to an hour in an office and a few days wearing a jock strap and taking narcotic pain medication.

I do but only when I pretend that it will give me a happiness that I can't experience in this life.

gee when youre dead i guess youll be awfully proud of your posterity

>this is how childcucks actually think


HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>The entire point of life is to pass your genes on to the next generation
wrong

Were you expecting this to turn out different?

The entire point of life is to pleasure yourself as much as you possibly can before you die. I see very little pleasure in raising a child, although that's just my opinion

If life doesn't matter then just kill yourself right now.
Chicken?

This is how normal biological beings think.
Please out yourself publicly so you can be purged from society you fucking degenerate

I want kids but not a permanent mate. Like I would like to knock someone up a couple of times, dump her, keep the kids and continue dating others

>being so cucked you cant elude the biological imperatives

kek youre like a cat in heat

stop

Worker ants don't lay eggs but they have a life with meaning.

Cool, is this the new reddit thread?

when does the narwhal bacon?

>the entire point of life

Is to do whatever the fuck you want.

How is not wanting children being cuck? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

it doesnt matter, but im enjoying myself so why would i?