You;ll never be a cute girl who loves girls and has fucked multiple men already while smoking in bed

>you;ll never be a cute girl who loves girls and has fucked multiple men already while smoking in bed
I am jelly.

>you will never be human trash
Oh no what ever will I do.

But I'm already human trash. I would enjoy it if I was a cute girl who's human trash than regular human trash.

I'm sorry, it looks like you selected the wrong image file. Jill is a pure maiden.

Bit Jill openly admits to Alma she had a long stint of one night stands, user.

What if you were attractive male human trash?
What you feel is more general escapism than appreciating something in particular about a specific character's present and past.

Everyone would like the ability to just magically settle into a reality specifically constructed to satisfy their fantasy. Why should one of many fantasies of one of many people matter to me or anyone else?
Do you just want a Valhalla thread and thought this would be the best way to start it?

>Do you just want a Valhalla thread and thought this would be the best way to start it?
Yeah, but I like Jill's life. It sounds nice.

She was joking.

So is this game fun?

No. It's a comfortable and basic story to read though.

>want a comfy bartender sim with cyberpunk aethetics with gameplay similar to Papers Please
>my only option is this animu VN waifu garbage

>game
its a garbage visual novel

you will be entertained while playing it if you enjoy these type of things

WOW it's like you pointed out the word I deliberately excluded! Good job!

>has fucked multiple men
not pure /u/, into the trash she goes.

>Beggar Nohammer lives in fantasy yuriland because he can't get his dick wet.
ALMOST as pathetic as the knife-ears.

meant for relax retard

how old is Jill?

I know, chill out my slow friend.

27

...

>REEEEs like an autist
>gets told to relax
>"psh... n-no u..."

You can't erase canon, user, no matter how hard you try. She's probably had a lot of sexual experiences with both men and women before becoming a bartender.

Hi pot, my name is kettle.

>n-no y-you
again, bravo

what's pathetic is people who pretend she didn't canonically bang a bunch of dudes.

Looks like we'll have to agree to disagree my man.

Oh I don't know about that. I saved on day(or was it weeks?) 3 or something and never go to whatever is being referenced. I just saw somebody post Beggar Nohammer and had to instinctively kick them.

lol what a blatant rip off

what do you think Jills feet smell like after a long night of work?

SJW Game
Not SJW Game
Fuck off Sup Forums
Fuck off tumblr
Falseflaggers Reeeeeee

No, she really wasn't.

That was actually decent until it decided to start mimicking the worst parts of evangelion.

I've never heard anyone call this a sjw game.

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not sjw but definitely gay aids

>I'll never be the star of a shit game

Thank god

>smoker
She better shower twice a day.

You'd be lucky if she showered twice a week.

>know 10/10 “gamer gurl”
>brightly colored hair
>only talks about weed and the existential horror that is life
>makes terrible decisions with her life
>somehow am completely drawn to her
>talk to her any chance i get
>could probably hook up if i really went for it
why do i find shitty women so attractive?

Pure heaven