Defeat a large enemy

>Defeat a large enemy
>Achievement unlocked: The bigger they are...

>Defeat one more large enemy
>Achievement unlocked: ...The harder they fall

>Defeat lust for the other sex
>Achievement unlocked: The gayer they are...

Anne Frank a cute.

>get the first kill several times in a multiplayer game
>Achievement unlocked: First Blood

We had the same thread yesterday. And the day before. And even the day before, etc.

>kill a enemy with a hammer
>Achievements unlocked: HAMMER TIME

Why is she playing pool like that? Her boobs are gonna fall out.

does this end up with fucking, and if so, source?

>beat game
>achievement unlocked: Its only the beginning...

>do video game thing
>achievement unlocked: cliche related to video game thing

>finish game
>no achivement

>Die
>Get achievement
>"Welcome to (game title)"

That must be so fucking uncomfortable.

>Finish game
>no achievements whatsoever
>game was pirated so the online achievements are not possible

>finish game
>no achievement

>finish dlc
>achievement

>get an amazing series of kills
>achievement unlocked: I'm Back -- Reload 400 times

Who else wants to fuck Anne Frank?

Quiet?

>Kill 53,59X zombies.

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

>finish game
>Achievement unlocked: name of the game

>See a girl that died 25 years before my character was born
>Wish I could save her in some sort of time machine
>Achievement unlocked: You Can't Change the Past

Look at that jew nose

>start game
>achievement: you started the game

I fucking gate achievements

Her cousin

>talk to tutor
>achievement unlocked: The Chosen One

>To think many people don't even knwo who is she.

some old whore who cares

Jeff pls

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>53% of people have this achievement
How?

>Welcome to Kojima presents: Metal gear solid V: The phantom pain: Directed by Kojima. KOJIMA"

Original 50 Shades of Grey

Jewish girls are so depraved

I know right. I feel like it's their first time on the internet.

...

>start up game
>walk 5 feet
>achievement unlocked: the adventure begins

cuck

Shut the fuck up Jeff.

>Eat a mushroom or jump on a turtle
>Achievement unlocked: It's a me...

>beat a level without taking damage
>Achievement unlocked: Untouchable

>get all the other achievements
>Achievement unlocked: (name of the game)

HAHA LOOK MOM I MADE THE THREAD AGAIN XDDD

>100% game
>Achievement unlocked: Get a Life!

>she

hello newfriend

>get the highest possible tier of every achievement
>Achievement Unlocked: Seriously x.0

>finnish game
>achievemend unloged fug :DDDD

Reminder that Anne Frank survived her stay at a supposed "death camp" and died of typhus years later.

are you implying Anna Frank fucked multiple SS guards in order to stay alive?

Perhaps I'm wondering why would someone would gas a girl before throwing them onto a train!

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Half of the deaths on her camp happened after it was liberated by the British

>Harass random peasants
>Achievement unlocked: Help Help, i'm being Repressed

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>girl is bad at something
>starts giggling
This makes me irrationally angry every single time

How long until devs start using "You're a big guy" and "For you" for these achievements

>Survive at 1 HP
>Achiement unlocked: At death's door

What

I love Jesus Christ more tho

FUCKING STOP