>Go to buy a video game in America
>Get asked to buy game insurance
>Get asked to buy the official guide
>Get asked to become a Gamespot member
>Get asked to sign up for their newsletters
>Get asked to pre-order similar games
>Still expected to tip your Gamespot employee at the end of all of that
No wonder Steam is so popular.
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>tell them not to call anybody
>they call the cops
Who was in the wrong here?
Sega was.
This is some terrible bait. Go back to your room and think about what you've done.
Then kill yourself.
story behind?
>Gamespot
You can't even shit post correctly. Gamespot is the video game review website not the video game retail store.
Tee hee
Newfag behind?
>Walk out of Gamespot
>Get shot
>Go buy game in Italy
>Emoloyee ask me if I have the Member Card
>Ask me if I need something else
>Says goodbye when i get out
What's this tipping thing?
obviously gamestop. chris is /ourgirl/
Idiots playing pranks on sleeping cows
Why is tipping a thing again? It should be the employer's responsibility to pay his employees a fair wage instead of guilt-tripping the customers into giving extra money.
I know this is about gamestop so
>Get asked to buy game insurance
No, store has a return policy for games that is automatic. You can buy an extended warranty for consoles if you want though
>Get asked to buy the official guide
Literally never happened
>Get asked to become a Gamespot member
Yes, but the pro member shit isnt required
>Get asked to sign up for their newsletters
Never happened
>Get asked to pre-order similar games
No they don't. They ask if you want to pre-order anything and when you say no its over
>Still expected to tip your Gamespot employee at the end of all of that
Literally never
If you are going to bait, at least put some effort into it.
Wasn't she like a huge disgusting whale?
I chuckl'd
LASER CHEESE
Dude, too soon. RIP Christine, you will be sadly missed.
very new like 8 years or so but come here once per week at best
>>Get asked to buy game insurance
warranties aren't insurance.
>walk into gamestop
>grab “wahoo bing bing upskirt loli panty shot adventures for Nintendo Switch
>take it up to the 10/5 qt 3.14 behind the counter
>she takes a look at it and starts to laugh maniacally
>man pops up from behind counter wiping the pussy juices from his wide grin
>this beta is trying to buy wahoo bing bin upskirt loli panty shot adventures for Nintendo Switch
>they both burst into laughter
>both of their boners are in plain view of me
>mom’sspaghetti.webm
>i run out of the store drenched in my own tears and cum from a feminine penis
fucking gay stop.
>Go to EB games to buy game since internet was too shit buy games on steam
>get asked to become an EB club member
>Usually decline but decide to give in and join
>get given a card with a fucking pixelated rabbit on it
>get asked for the card everytime i buy a game
>get 3$ discount on every game
>Fuck yeah
Why doesn't anyone join the club again?
>both of their boners are in plain view of me
>Go buy a video game in America
>arrives in the mail a couple days later
>walk into gamestop
>ask employee if they have any switches
>no and some stifled smug laughter
>walk to the walmart next door
>see both color variants behind glass
>buy both
i just don’t know why they had to be that little bit rude.
Did her art ever improve?
I still kek at this one
>go to Game stop
>have desperate need to scratch as whole
>assume it's because I never wipe well
>discreetly stand in mini aisle of controllers and accessories and start digging ass
>get a writhing mass of pinworms wriggling all over my finger
>carefully wipe them over as much of the merchandise as possible
>go home to take a wormy shit and dig in itchy ass some more
Literally true story.
That is the improved art.
>>Still expected to tip your Gamespot employee at the end of all of that
Really? You're not making this up for giggles? American tipping culture disgusts me so much. The employers should be paying them, nobody else.
>In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!
>And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!
I knew this guy was nuts but this is next level.
Anyone got the alternate version of laser cheese?
The only thing that surprises me about CWC is that there are still people that are surprised about CWC.