leave the german market to me
Leave the german market to me
Liam Hernandez
Ian Parker
Disgaea 5 is already out on the Switch though.
Jeremiah Walker
Sharia law forbids games like that.
Henry Diaz
Upvoted
Anthony Scott
No merkel smiling on the cover, no buy
Joshua Harris
someone in germany will get fired for bringing this at work, and you know it.
Josiah Murphy
XD
Jonathan Fisher
how autistic do you have to be to play shit like this?
Christian Hill
non white in a single generation... really makes you think
Joshua Reed
Sup Forums user levels of autism.
Brandon Wright
>the absolute STATE of the nintendo shitch
Brandon Hernandez
>there are Germans in this very thread
Owen Cooper
...
Angel Powell
Cameron Hall
I have to give it to them, they managed to get this on so many platforms that someone must be buying them, outside of Germany too.
Thomas Perez
germany will deplete the supply of switches overnight. i gurantee there will be switcher holder things to attach to tractors so you can play the game while you're actually fucking farming.
Wyatt Sanchez
I acctually might get this
Looks really comfy
Ayden Nguyen
guten tag^^
Lincoln Morales
>Klaus! vai are you playing zat tractor game ven you shuld be driving zat tractor!
Josiah Diaz
You are saying it like it is a bad thing.
David Hill
As a Kartoffel living in Germany myself I can vouch that the only upcoming German game that matters is Elex and it better be not shit.
Kayden Butler
OH SHIT IT'S FUCKIN HANS
Jace Lewis
That's impossible, everyone knows they're too friendly for the internet.
Isaac Mitchell
YOU KILLED MY DOG
YOU
KILLED
GRETA
Jaxson James
...
Aaron Cook
>Germans
>friendly
How to spot the non-europeans.
William Martinez
user no.
BJ is way better
Alexander Morris
How about I stick my Bratwurst in both Hans and BJ?
Charles Foster
Believe it or not, Germans legitimately eat this shit up and ask for seconds. Something about these work simulators is like Football Manager to the Bongs.
Arbeit Macht Frei.
Dylan Phillips
Seems like you got shit Germans if they're not friendly then.
Evan Peterson
All Germans are shit Germans.
Easton Nguyen
>All Germans are muslims
ftfy
Aiden King
Muslims are an improvement over germans.
Noah Reyes
If they bundles with this and FIFA, would Europe finally accept it?
Wyatt Scott
Inshallah, brother
Sebastian Turner
germany is probably the second biggest userbase on Sup Forums after USA
Germany has a huge online community and culture. They probably produce the second most memes too.
Samuel Anderson
Germans have no sense of humor so is that were all the unfunny memes come from?
Ryder Parker
G*rmans use Krautchan. They still overwhelmingly swarm this place, but Leafs and Bongs are more common.
Brayden Turner
also unteralterbach
Jose Baker
lol xdddd +1
Bentley Moore
>but Leafs and Bongs are more common.
oh yeah youre right i worded my post wrong. I meant they are the biggest non-english speaking online community.
a lot of it is very unfunny yes but when you go a little deeper they got some bizarre shit. German youtube poops for example are way more complex (and funnier) than american ones for example.
Sebastian Gomez
>Not current version
To the trash
Oliver Williams
A Story of Seasons game is already confirmed for Switch though.
Adrian Smith
>farmers can now keep farming in their lunch break
Thomas Torres
Fuck. Now i want ETS2/ATS on a portable.
Ayden Edwards
Why do Germans be the way they do?
Cameron Morris
Yes, the global muslim population is very large. Many hail from Germanistan.
Andrew Baker
Can we remove kebab from europe
Kayden Clark
Becuase it is? Once the people are gone, then we start losing the culture, no more sausages and beer. I can see that Oktoberfest might not be a thing anymore within a decade. Then you start losing the art and architecture, as islamic culture is one that destroys the original cultures of the places it consumes and replaces it with nasty food, nonexistent art/music, and inferior architecture.
Jason Jenkins
>FUCKING SPINNING JENNY YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
Julian Anderson
Danke Herr Nintendo
Jacob Garcia
Let's put it this way. They chose that future and knew how it would turn out from the beginning. It is their country and if they want to taint it with that trash they brought in that's their problem.
Stop worrying about countries you don't even live in. I say this as a nazi sympathizer and German amerilard. You gain nothing from it
Eli Walker
It's actually brits.
Cameron Collins
this thread! haha!
German humor is great!!!!
Ryder Wilson
what about the japanese?
Nolan Wood
>this is how burgers think germans sound like
Kevin Cook
Needs euro truck sim and football manager to compete with steam
Carter Reed
Why even give such an argument? niggers are subhuman and make any country less safe, just say that.
Luke King
Nathaniel Barnes
>only germans like this kinds of games
That is racist man, I like them too and the truck ones too
Nolan Nguyen
nah, no one has spammed emotes with a message like "hey!!! ^.^~ how are you :D"
german gamers use more emotes than fucking 15 year old korean girls
Oliver Ortiz
Farming seems like a decent career. I'm genuinely curious about this game - it seems comfy.
Hudson Smith
In comparison to Harvest Moon, how comfy is Farming Simulator? I've been binging Trio of Towns lately.
Brayden Lopez
No waifus unless your into machinery
Henry Evans
Why would they talk in English with each other though?
Jose Reyes
Spot the greek
Samuel Rivera
baka
Bentley Rogers
...
Cooper King
>no white woman crying while being raped by a muslim negro in the background
Fake. Come back when you have the real German ad campaign.
Juan Nguyen
Just like the Vita
Brody Morales
>Yet another port of an old game that has been ported everywhere already
Angel Hall
Epic, user. Epic for the win!
Parker Fisher
Greetings from Germany!
Jordan Ross
Wunderbar! Now I can play while I'm riding my tractor.
William Thomas
>murrica is angry at >60% white countries again
Levi Morales
Germanfag here and this guy really sounds terrible. But only a small amount of people sound that bad. They are mostly the ones that really dont care abut learning the pronounciations of english words.
Mason Miller
...
Eli Morales
You guys really live in a bubble
Parker Diaz
>Germany's PM was pushing this game the most
>could have been pushing Papers Please instead
Asher Lee
hallo xDD ^^
Lucas Cox
right now farming simulator 16 costs only 10 cent in the google play store over here.
Switched got fucked over
Carson Adams
Some weeb developer needs to take this game and add waifu/romance to it already.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>German youtube poops for example are way more complex (and funnier) than american ones for example.
>be me
>be german
>want so see it
provide a link for entertainment purpose, pls! And don't post Marcel Davis poop video...
Owen Nelson
so it would be like "Bauer sucht Frau" (farmer seeks wife) TV show. Its... perfect!
Juan Young
Steck dir deine Öhrchen sonst wo hin!