Samus thread

It's never a bad time to discuss a strong, sexy woman.

she's my waifu and I love her so much

Same, my man. I just want to be a stay at home husband she can come home to and relax with.

>stay at home husband
Faggot.

me too! I want her to dominate me though but like gently at first and maybe get a bit more rough. She seems like the type of woman who could really put you in your place.

work a day in your life and then come back here, kid.

ZSS a shit

only bikini Samus is acceptable

Fucking beta.

shut the fuck up!! Just love Samus in every way!!

>women goes to work
>you stay at home and make pie and play video games all day

sounds like a good life.

what type of pie would you make for Samus, user?

I'd love for her to take control, but I'd imagine it be a more playful, friendly sort of domination.

You get it! Not to mention you'd be able to tap that sweet ass once she gets home to help relieve her stress from work.

PUMP AND DUMP SLUT

She's built for it.
Plus she loves it.

Imagine she just eradicated all the metroids and came back home and she's covered in metroid goo. She then wants to take a bath with you and you get to wash every inch of her body.

PURE BLISS

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I can only imagine I'd pat special attention at washing some intimate areas, playfully teasing her until she get fired up and in the mood. She'd the pounce, taking you right then and there in the bath.

Samus would definitely take control and ride you, then she would giggle as she saw your face in amazement as her breasts bounced in front of you. Then when she turns around, you'd stare at her perfect ass and she would demand that you kiss it like a good boy.

Nyx here. Samus is small time.

literal who

Too bad warframes are piloted by the world's ugliest children

>they won't even see me cumming
what did they mean by this?

Samus here.
You're cute, but you wanna prove that, sweetcheeks?

So a brap thread?

I love you samus!! Can I be your pet?

This. This right here. This thing that this user just said. It's the only correct answer

>tfw you will never suck Samus' dick through her suit

Wtf is going on with her spine

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>Ywn look like this

Just end me!

she's perfection and deserves to be worshiped

I want to be Samus' son_.

Cherry and love juice

I mixture of my own, as well as the bit of hers I've saved from when I've pleased her.

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did it feel good?

Having your head in Samus' lap while she strokes your hair is the definition of paradise.

You would still love phazon Samus or Metroid fused Samus?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! that is the best thing in the world!!

Brappass

>Samus whispering in your ear and giving you ASMR