Teammate feels slighted by you for not kissing their ass and throws the match

>teammate feels slighted by you for not kissing their ass and throws the match

How do you deal with difficult players Sup Forums?

Play single player games, or play games with no teams.

Kick them.

But if you're playing a team-based multiplayer game in first place then that implies that you don't want to play anything else, doesn't it?

suck their dick then call them a stupid nigger when we win
idc

I pretty much accept that the match is a total loss and spend the rest of the game roasting them.

This is the correct solution.

Listen, the instant you start up an online shooter or MOBA you are now part of the retard roundup. Not visiting, you are an integral part of it. If you don't want to deal with difficult players, why are you literally diving into hordes of them?

Girl in OP's post looks like a huge bitch

If it's competitive and I want to win then I say what they need to hear to win. I mostly stick to 1v1 with competitive stuff though.

>slightly veiled loli thread

I want to fuck Cog

>Loli (male)

Who is this sperm devil

Because most players aren't massive headaches like the problem children that throw tantrums are.

Best guess for this image: cartoon

gee thanks google

I'd say go open any MMO and just watch world chat for awhile and tell me if it's a community you want to be a part of.

Hello, I'm the most powerful FPS player on Sup Forums. I can provide some perspective here.

Basically, some humans are better than everyone else. Like me. We get to tell you mortal folks what to do in video games. If you don't obey you're sabotaging yourselves, so in that case I'll help you and sabotage right along with you.

I hope this makes things clear, it's not always easy to translate my advanced four-dimensional thoughts into a format the underpeople can comprehend.

Puality Qost

why aren't you on a team

Why do people shitpost about this enumbre guy all the time

Underkind obsess over their greaters. They can not help but to admire and respect me as I spit in their slug faces.

>the most powerful FPS player on Sup Forums.
>plays overwatch

I only respect fighting game players. Enjoy your point and click adventure game though.

Do you have an example of a game with better FPS players?

I don't think you're actually enumbre
Seems more of a case of /vg/ users witch hunting some guy and pretending to be him when they make bad posts

Anything that's not aimed at people who don't play shooters, for starters

In my head Canon Cog is still into girls. She then uses her loli body to do dirty things to them

Teams dont take blatant cheaters, you have to be good enough to hide it.

Cog is only into one thing: himself

No, you are truly in the presence of the warrior-poet god-king of video games

why aren't you on a team?

Oh so you're actually retarded then
ok

I love this artist but can never seem to locate source for his work. Name?

Do you think he stands in front of a mirror naked all day? Just mirin' himself in all his glory. That's the life

Is you serious

I already made a bunch of money off Overwatch, it just happens that it wasn't drip fed to me by technojews.

>Would just give cartoon before
>Search one other on the thread and it gives the danbooru link

fuck you sorcerer

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learn to use the image size section, it'll give you a bunch of webpages where that image can be found

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Who is this?

What a grouchy old man.

A man who became the little girl.

>Implying you wouldn't

Post more.

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>a girl that cute
>never growing up
Even more despicable than using your science to trick innocent boys.

my mommy wanted to call her new kitty Cagliostro but i managed to change her mind hes now called Renato Sanchez

Fuck off, Luka.

This image doesn't work anymore now that we know he turned himself into a girl while he and his sister were still kids.

There's a difference between "not kissing their ass" and "being an asshole."

If you're talking shit and insulting people, being rude etc you deserve every bit of grief.

I end up griefing and throwing in about half the Counter Strike games I play for this reason.

The only shame is that you're too stupid to learn your lesson from it.

Well that's no fun

fag

Maybe I should be more vocal in chat to help people from tilting. I don't know what i'd say though.

Is granblue fun?

Define "fun." Most likely no, but we can't stop playing anyway.

The only real option you've got is to mute literally everyone in your team. You don't have time to type, you've got a game to win. Don't try to reason with terrorists.

Fun as in entertaining battles and an at least mildly interesting story to read

Gachashit is all trash.

The alchemist who achieved moot's dream.

Battles are turn based with lots of skill clicking, but there's tons of story to read. The main story isn't too enthralling but every week or two we get new event stories with usually no more than a day of downtime in between. The dragon lady story just ended an hour ago though so tomorrow the fagboys collab starts. Could just try it yourself and see if you like it before that starts.

I don't play Overwatch

Let's not pretend valve games are any better.

They are though so I can't really pretend.

I don't play Overwatch either.

>3.5k
>a ton of money

is this per video or per week or some shit? cuz if that's monthly I got bad news user.

They're really not though. Tf2 was decent and l4dead was fun. The rest of their catalogue is ass.

not even that guy, but how the fuck can you say 3,5k dollars/month from playing vidya is bad?

why are smug faces so hot?

shitposting aside

i always thought something about this

when i take the reins it feels like a force of nature

its very fun when people follow through

Whos this Foxy little schoolgirl(grandpa)

not sayin its bad. He just worded it as a ton of money. Idk if he's also employed. If he is, thats nice extra cash but if thats his full time job that's literally the average salary so idk how thats considered a ton. at least in this region.

You're autistic if you find portal 1/2 bad.

Imagine being this triggered over someone posting Gabe newell on Sup Forums. He didn't even mention tf2 you kneejerk autist

Get to a rank where people rarely if ever throw.

dunno what the cost of living in the USA is like, but with that money I'd be considered rich where I live

you are autistic if you find portal to be a good complete game
it's a glorified tutorial, nothing more.

>making the average salary playing fucking video games isn't noteworthy

Wasn't a fan of the first and skipped the second. I mean it was ok, but nothing to write home about.

I said valve games are crap he said they're not. I don't think either of us are terribly upset right now. Not sure why you felt to need to interject with your buzzword filled mess of a post.

It might have been the same impulse that drove you to immediately sperg over Valve upon seeing a gif.

>every single doujin gets his character all wrong
Life is truly suffering

>do this
>que up again
>get him and his friends on your team again
>"that was real fucking rude of you user"
>throws

Asanagi's doujin was ok

That's a really low bar of entry you have for "sperging".

Quit complaining, old man

in all honesty, if you're not queing with a 5stack in cs or dota then you have just got to accept that it's not "competitive," you're queing for a fun game that might turn competitive if both teams are absent of peruvians and retards. that like NEVER happens, so if you're solo queing you need to learn to laugh at yourself and your fucking horrible teammates or you'll go insane.

>t. rey de low prio
i have over 500 games in low priority and at this point i PREFER low priority over ranked because people play more seriously most of the time

I was driven away from CSGO after playing for a while. Everyone turns into a jibbering madman in comp modes.

by not playing games with cancerous communties aimed at casuals

Alchemist (onahole)

Shes a portable onahole.

Seen many stationary onaholes?

Dumb sissy anime bois.

Yes
>public_use

Yeah but it's not as convenient

Those are just temporarily grounded portable ones.

>playing team based multiplayer games
you deserve everything you get

Rude.

Asanagi is a miracle of this universe

I can't fap to that doujin because it goes against the established thing that he doesn't have a spare body, he just creates a new one on the spot and pulls himself in.