GTA 6 is officially announced to be set in Tokyo. What is your reaction?

GTA 6 is officially announced to be set in Tokyo. What is your reaction?

N-NANI?!

the cars will be crappy

Im not 14 so i dont care

Tokyo isn't big enough

>not in america
dropped

Moshi moshi shimata aho KISAMAAAAA!

>pull out gun
>US army is called in

Boring. City is far too compact for interesting driving. Also, no interesting vehicles. They need to do Britain or Australia or something. Some Mad Max easter eggs or something. Maybe a Scandinavian country.
Neo-Tokyo would be better

>What is Yakuza

actually you have to be 18 to play gta. same goes for using this site

Yeah i already have yakuza

Finally something else, maybe?
Fem protag would be fun too, especially in Tokyo.

>muh burgers
A satire of another part of the world might be refreshing...

>reading comprehension

I live in Scandinavia and I can tell you I think it would be a boring setting

>Fem protag would be fun too
Loli protag, then yes

Oh cool now i can not go in any buildings in japan too

We already have Sleeping Dogs

>Series is called Neo Yokio
>is Tokyo but with a Y
>is a Tokyo filled with niggers
>funded by netflix
what did they mean by this?

Time to kill nips I guess

Every country can't be boring, right?

Thailand would be better

Tokyo is one of the ugliest cities ever. Only weebs who have never been will disagree.

>nu-GTA
It will be shit, just like GTA V

Its gonna be trash because there is no way the can recreate the vastness of Tokyo well.

Its just too damn enormous.
Like... they don't understand how fucking big it is, its like retarded big.

Zero hype after GTA:O
I am weary of Rockstar and I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Its chicago.

an entirely different type of game

I am not a weeb, so I see how retarded that would be.

>game starts
>get shot by rabid locals

Its one of the cleanest and most organized cities in the world. What the fuck are you talking about?

Nope. Going back to vegas. Screen cap this.

DORIFTO

Tokyo is so big it fills the entire prefecture it is located in. there are literally no other cities.

>GTA India
>cops don't give a fuck
>everyone drives like a fucking maniac
>1000 NPCs on screen at any single time
>can slip and fall in shit if you go down the wrong street

>ive never been to chicago

How about announce red dead first you fucking hacks

I know it's bait but Tokyo is literally the biggest metropolitan area on the planet you nincompoop.

if you dont think japanese cities/towns are the coolest shit then you can get the fuck outta my face

true. Chiraq is no place for humans

It's also full of ugly ass grey commieblocks for as far as the eye can see.

Its fine if you're white

There are a thousand actually nice cities and Towns in Japan. Tokyo isn't one of them sorry weeaboos.

>tigers roaming the streets freely attacking civilians
>monkeys can steal your wallet

>anywhere but burgerland
No buy

>That
>Grey
Pick one
I welcome you to come to Russia and see what Grey trully means.

Tokyo's fairly clean for a big city but when the fuck did it get organised?

Obviously you:
a) never been in Tokyo
b) never seen a commieblock estate

Let me guess, you thought GTA IV was good?

>Detroit

Detroit is no longer the 80s detroit you think it is. Its well into gentrification.

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIN'

No, it was fucking boring, Vice City Stories was the last good GTA.

Detroit is still the shittiest and most dangerous city in the USA
>80's
More like 2010's, its still an ultraviolent nog filled shit hole. It isn't gentrified, even if people are trying to fix it.

>ywn get a Robocop game by Rockstar

>no guns
fuck this shit

>Trying to make an endearing cast out of Indians
They barely possess basic human emotions.

GTA IV tried it with immigrants. And besides, some Indians are cool as fuck. Based on An Idiot Abroad anyways

Go back to playing Yakuza which does organized crime in Tokyo 100 times better than GTA could.

>GTA of all things gets a game set in Japan before Ass Creed does
pretty funny desu

*Americanized immigrants
Those usually make for pretty good characters honestly.

Funny because crime doesnt exist in tokyo

>there'll never be a GTA set in Minnesota
>where the whole game is basically GTA meets Fargo
>you'll never get the true coat for your cars
Why live?

>guns so freakishly rare that urban american stereotypes boycott the damn game so damn loud that they end up killing each other in the weird arguments they bring in

the whole schtick is that it lampoons american culture. a game like that set outside of america would be RAYCISSS

It would be interesting for sure

but there's no way in hell Housers are gonna miss out on SJW shit, Trump, Late night, Hollywood, Google and tech assholes or taking a jab at all of them in their new game

GTA 6 will be set in USA

>fills the entire prefecture
New York City completely fills five counties; that doesn't mean it's big.

I want something that takes place in London 1970s.

>implying it won't be in russia so they have an excuse to blatantly reuse assets

At least the awful NPC driver AI will finally feel immersive and realistic.

Tokyo is too small and narrow.
Japan countryside would be better

GTA 6 is officially announced to be set in Florida. What is your reaction?

Reminds me of how I lived in Tokyo and how I'm moving back in few months.

kek

I'm in Yokohama, i'll buy you a beer famalam

there will also be RNG trucks driving at full speed that generate when the player does not look both sides

I'd be blown away.

big enough to be a GTA game.

Let's talk again in few months in some other Japan-related thread.

>Detroit is still the shittiest and most dangerous city in the USA

Last i remember detroit is nowhere in the deep south

user...

Sure, if we dont get nuked by then.

Having been to both, Seoul is far worse

He said 1970 though.

I'm aware. But that's pretty much they worst GTA and hasn't aged well.

Jesus, where the fuck did you go, you EOP weeaboo? Only Akihabara and Shinjuku?

>he had never been to the area around Mt. Fuji
Nigga Tokyo isn't just Shibuya and Shinjuku

Tokyo is not organized AT ALL

It is probably the most fucked city in the world in that regard.

Most likely due to being one of the biggest cities in the world but not being planned like new york

London, Paris or Rome would be cool, I'm tired of the US

Detroit has higher black concentration that most places in the south, if i'm not mistaken

nope

>get run over by the religion of peace in London and Paris
>can't save money in Rome because of all the pickpockets

I'd enjoy that setting a lot. To me there's something fascinating about poor and underdeveloped countries full of insane religious leaders and equally mad politicians with 1st world ambitions. I'd also enjoy an Arab or African setting in a dictator run state for the same reasons - GTA Libya or GTA Uganda (back when they were run by infamous dictators) would make incredibly good settings to be a small-time criminal in and now that environmental destruction is a thing I'd hope one could literally drive a stolen vehicle through the hovels that make up slums.
I'd also like to see a Vietnamese martial arts themed GTA knockoff like Sleeping Dogs was for Hong Kong. The Ong-Bak movies come to mind and the "car" chases in those weird little scooters they use as taxis.

Tokyo as setting on the other hand bores me. The city itself is incredibly dense and sterile. The closer they get to the original the less interesting any game environment will be. It just lacks the American decadence and raunchiness to be a fun playground. In Tokyo all the fun stuff happens behind closed doors, hidden from public eye, and that's just not that I'd expect from an open world game like GTA.

what the fuck are you smoking
the city literally grew to swallow every little settlement for years, to the point where you have commie blocks that blocks the sun for the small house next to it

You're not. At this point I'm expecting the next GTA to be a f2p pay to win game.

I don't enjoy the rockstar formula. Around San andreas I got sick of it, gta4 and RDR were boring so I skipped GTA5.

they'd be easier to write and program then

I'm gonna run over a ton of people

NIHON BANZAI.

But seriously why. GTA's strength is that it satirizes American decadence and shit. Why the fuck would they transplant it to another country? A country that barely has crime at all and virtually no gun related fatalities?

>barely has crime at all

Sorry, but I'm a certified Sup Forums Japanese Culture Expert and I can tell you most crimes in Japan juts go unreported.

>GTA without the Satire