If you could give Gaben only ONE question, what would you ask?

If you could give Gaben only ONE question, what would you ask?

why are you such a corrupt jewish fat peice of shit?

Counter strike 2

When are you making a game about your favorite pony, Pinkie Pie?

The obvious: is there ever going to be Half-Life 3 or should we just give up hope?

Will you let me lick your anus?

about hl3 of course but he wont answer

Pyro update

Better get to licking

Can I sleep over?

Why?

Fat?

Will GR15 ever be lifted?

its amazing how much better a beard can make a gross fat faced person look

Why not a salad?

Who is controlling you?

i dont have a steam account, are you mad?

what was it like when you met the normalfags from slash v slash?

will my pc arrive today

BLACKED memes aside, was he ever a good dev?

yo mum's vagina is so big, that when I scream into it, when i'm going down on her you know, it echos like a cave because it is a big vagina and your voice echoes in caves, like it echoes inside your mum's vagina lol

Yes, but in the 90's. The industry has changed a lot since then and he knows it. That's why he decided to ditch making games and started making money off Steam platform.

When will Valve make a new game with a fairly unique concept?

I actually have no questions, I don't care about HL nor his games.
I don't care about Steam either, I just use it if I really must but otherwise I don't even turn it on.

Why are you still go god damned fat you McDonalds munching piece of shit?

What do you know about Bane?

Is this what you wanted for your life?

why won't you give us ricochet 2

Was it worth the weight?

why?

where is my half life 3? im waiting so much since 2008

why are we still here?just to suffer?

>McDonalds

Sup Forums content aside, there is no way I would be able to sugarcoat him allowing Valve/Steam to stoop so low.

The mentality shown in that Australia case proves how corporate the company has become.

How much do you weigh?

Why aren't you paying people to work on wine?

Why are you fat?

a lot of rude boys in this thread

reminder that rude boys can never be my friend

Will I ever like games again?

this is the only one worth asking, provided the asshole actually answered it

When will valve release a proper RTS or RPG game?

should i neck myself?
pls be 1

I guess your in luck.

At what moment did Mossad activate you?

yeah i'll know my answer on monday

How can I get a gf? I'm poor and I don't like to socialize

when are you going to kill yourself?

Depends if he would give an honest answer or not.

Most interviews it's not worth asking anything because he either lies or just says "I have nothing to say".

>kek

Are traps gay?

Nobody wants to be your friend faggot as evidenced by your lack of (you)s. I will give you this one out of pity.

Where's the fucking update?

>your chances of giving Gabe a rimjob are higher than your chances of playing an official new Half-Life game

The 2012 pic is still a perfect fit for Gabe. If you cut it down the center it shows 2 completely different faces.

Is you who changed or have you lost the power over the course Valve takes nowadays?

Am I making the right choice?