Lets settle this shit, once and for all

Lets settle this shit, once and for all

strawpoll.com/hfg9hy1w

>anyone but Mipha

Mipha for the win!

>anyone but Urbosa

>no ganon or sidon

>muscle girl fetishes

you are not a man

>2017
>being gay

user

Not posting at least 3 pictures of each girl for comparison purposes

Low quality thread

What is more manly that completely dominating an 8 feet tall amazon to the point of complete submission to you?

What kind of little twink faggot would settle for anything else?

>going for some dumb moeblob instead of a real woman
>who also has the best hips, tits and face
And you are a pussy.

Also

>Urbosa over Mipha
>Zelda tied

you're all fags

She doesn't look that good in game

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Even if that were true she still looks better than the rest.

edited

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Paya is the best because she is PURE

>no Purah
C'mon OP stop sucking so much dicks.

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How the hell is this beating this

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sauce?

Paya appeals to the same people that like characters like Hinata.

Urbosa appeals to guys who like amazons.

Zelda appeals to guys who like potatoes/main girls.

Mipha appeals to I don't really know exactly.

Riju appeals to lolicons.

Does it even need to be asked?

mipha is for the increasing monster girl fags

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Paya is for beta weebs who prefer side girls instead of the main girls.
Urbosa appeals to men with exotic taste and non-white women.
Zelda is the normalfag choice.
Mipha is for furries.
Riju is for filthy lolicons.

Mipha appeals to people who like kind and sweet girls that actually care about you

>Zelda that high
>Urbosa that low

Disgusting.

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Post in game images not fan arts that makes them look a 100 times better

Best girl

This works too, though I don't particularly have a preference for non-white girls. It's more I have a preference for sexiness and beauty over demure and cutesy girls.

>all these low test beta gays not voting for objectively best girl.

b-but there's a loli that's actually hot in the game

annoying old hag

>no Purah
You done fucked up son

>pictures of dudes

GROSS

Would this be more your type then?

>Drawing a man and calling it a girl
Why is this allowed?

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WHY IS ZELDA ABOVE MIPHA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Because the majority almost always has shit taste. That's why there are more plebs than patricians. Mipha isn't much better really.

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What does this tell you, Miphags?

This means your taste is shit. SHIT!

>No Cotera

Shit poll

I want to have sex with the great fairies!

Go back

at least she isn't a dumb cunt that got her kingdom destroyed

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STOP VOTING ZELDA

All Zeldas are dumb cunts that got their kingdoms/homes destroyed, moot point

And Hilda

And Midna

C U T E

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>The default normie girl is winning the poll

This board is beyond saving

How would you even kiss her with that thing blocking her lips

just angle your head and mind your eye

Looks like Oda Non to me, which means probably a single fucking page.

Kiss her nose instead.

Yeah, the great fairies in this game are actually great and upgrading armor was always a treat. That shit is legitimately arousing, far more than what is obviously a gag has any right to be. I need to go and find the rest of them so I can see all the animations.

Best fish is best girl.

Please do not post this ugly picture of my wife again. Thank you.

>fuckall for dupe protection
OP is a fag and so is his poll

The nose is one of many Gerudo erogenous zones but no one ever learns this because they only ever let their husbands touch their faces

>Zelda, look how hard I can pee

Indeed, or else Zelda would be smashing this poll already

The mipha dupes are working hard

Man, remember when this monstrosity was spammed across the board constantly? But is it an edit, i have a feeling I've already seen the expression before

how do I get a dolphin gf?

I'd be like fucking the mouth of a trout.

Just think about that.

kek

wtf why cant i vote for link

what the hell are these options, where's kass? I get straightfags are retarded, but Kass is OBVIOUSLY best girl

I pray for Pence to rid us of your evil gay ways user

I'm just trying to save you from yourself user. You should know the evils of women.

I know them all too well ;_;

How would one go about nabbing a Gerudo wife if you were just some nobody from a fishing village or farming town

working out and defeating her in armed combat

You're right, she has way bigger hips in game.

>Nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date. Although their small mouths may limit the size of prey, they can exhibit a suck-and-spit behavior and/or shake their head violently to reduce the size of food items

>Not wanting a shark blowjob

Mipha best girl but I'd fuck Zelda's asshole for all eternity.

that doesn't match up with the latest issue of Rumour Mill: Gerudo Edition or the tales of the Hero of the Wild

Learn how to suck cock

Ugly

Anyone else having a hard time picking just one? They really stepped up their waifu game in this one. I like them all. Not even OoT's waifus were this good.

MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

OwO