Banned: No swearing allowed

>Banned: No swearing allowed

>Banned: Dont post a webm of poison with no dick.

Good laugh.

>Trying to burn a demon

that's magic fire

>Banned: No swearing allowed
>game is rated M for strong language

Doesn't matter, they're just destroying the protective shell in order to get to the pearl inside

Banned for posting true

>Banned
>Reason: Called my girlfriend a queer

You fool, demons are made of chaos, they are weak to regular fire.

>Eurabia buys the most Wii Us but least Switchs

What the FUCK is wrong with them?

Banned: sound black

Thats the good stuff.

3 years behind

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This would actually be great, implement it for a few days and watch all the children who fill their posts with swears to seem edgy and fit in lose it

>buying a switch when there's literally nothing to play on it
wew lad

>playing Sniper in TF2
>get a kill
>taunt
>"Cloak yer way outta that, ya filthy spook!"
>seconds later
>Banned. Reason: racism.

>Banned: your K/D ratio is too high

>Banned: Don't back talk the mods

>Banned: your K/D ratio is too low

>You were kicked.
>Reason: K/D too high, please play fair and make sure everyone has a fun time on our server, thank you!

Source admins some of the worst I've seen in my life

>you have been banned
>reason: no reason

>you have been banned
>reason makes no sense.

>Banned: no girls allowed

>Banned: your K/D ratio is just right

>Banned
>Reason: I don't need a reason

I were spamming rockets as a soldier on enemies spawn from far for quite a while and then admin were flying as a heavy with noclip towards me, then killed me and told I'm not allowed to do it and i just said "I'm not allowed to spam rockets but you're allowed to fly as a heavy and kill players using noclip?" then got banned.

>Kicked:
>Premium player wanted to join the server

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>Banned
>Reason: shooting at your team and screaming "dance bitch"

>Banned
>Don't say mean things to me

>Banned
>Reason: New

bans can be pretty stupid yea

Banned: Behind you

>Banned: Teabagging teammates dead bodies
>mfw was only peaking over cover

It keeps the kids out. :^)

>tfw crouching is hate speech

>banned: being mean
>turn around and remove the mod from my server and permaban him
>reason: maybe you shouldn't randomly ban people faggot

>admin's powers

>Banned: Abusing women
>Killed admins girlfriend like 2 times
>Out of the like 30 kills I got

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>Banned
>Reason: your baby is crying too loud

>TeamsHaveBeenAutobalanced.jpg

>banned
>reason: fuck you

You'd think people would learn how to avoid stickies after 10 years.

Excellent

>GTA 5 actually censors you if you curse

It's always "Idiot pedophile" too because it's just one guy doing it. Hiro needs to do a mod purge.
t. caught thirty days for posting Etna once

>Banned
>Reason: You fucking know why
>you don't know why

>actual "yis massa" Uncle Tom
I mean, do these people still exist?

>banned for posting Etna

The absolute state of Sup Forums

>B&
>Reason; STOP KILLING ME

>Banned: My wife says you sound sexy on the mic

>Banned: Go back to T_D

>Banned: Not using a mic.

>Banned: You are dead.

>>reason makes no sense.
Banned: YOU make no sense!

The fire is made of holy water

>Kicked: Your ping is too high
>Maximum ping allowed is 100

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>JULY
>U
>L
>Y
Come back when you have numbers that aren't two months old you fucking drone

Kex

Is this real, and if so what game?

based admin

WTF man, being punished for being gud at the game lmao.

holy shit why so you faggots play faggot shooters, you brought this upon yourselves.

>Banned
>Reason: Making fun of my Girlfriend's penis

What if a priest blessed gasoline?

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IS THAT SOME CARL GUSTAV?

oh no, poor loli :(

>aussie getting upset that he can't shit up other peoples games with his shit internet

you got what you deserved mate

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It says AT4 right on the screen

This is actually reasonable when you get some people who autistically focus on one thing in the game that gets your a ridiculous k/d

Like chopper whores in BF4

Just being good with a gun is fine though

>Banned
>Reason: We don't want to play portal knights with you

BF4 had beginner servers that were intended for people learning the ropes. If you went there to stomp, you would get kicked.

Also, I'm pretty sure the big text in the middle of the screen is shopped in

>BANNED: stop blasting techno music, this isnt a rave

>"Idiot pedophile"
>loli
How the fuck did this retard become a mod?

not the poster of the picture but that does happen in Bad Company 2. Same if you're too "high level"

The civil war was over the states rights to do things such as retain or abolish slavery, it wasn't actually over slavery. A lot of black people figured this out and got pissed at the federal government.

There were black confederate soldiers you know.

>Banned: this community is not a circlejerk and we do not want you here
*tips fedora*

> Low account age, joined in with the name "Trannies Are Pathetic Fagz" and instantly grabbed a toolbox and started swinging it at people. When bwoinked about it, replied with "suck my baby dick nigger." Apply yourself

>idiot pedophile
>that phrasing
How did a 13 year old become a mod?

>be black
>join a server
>say "sup niggas" in vc
>Banned
>reason: racism

no
"uncle tom" is a just a black person acting like a real human

>this is actually reasonable when they arent better than me
ftfy

>being in a server 24/7, not allowing anyone else to use the chopper and getting 200 kills zero deaths is fair

On siege of shanghai anyway, other maps fair enough, but on shanghai it's pretty much impossible to lose in a chopper

>Playing on a TF2 server a year or two ago
>Somehow get into feud with an admin, sort of empty server
>Literal immature edgelord, not older than 21
>Sniper duel
>His pyro GF actually assists with several kills
>Overall wreck him, sometimes he also kills me and proceeds to be smug about it
>He loses his shit because I switch positions in Hightower

Inspector Redwood was an enormously popular tripfag for many years
He endeared himself to moot and other staff at meetups where he would effortlessly befriend everyone

If only we knew then what an idiot he really was

>Banned
>20 friendly kills
>mfw was accidental grenade throw during game photo shoot

>photo shoot
absolute cringe
this only makes sense in MMO games where you have destinct characters

Banned: offensive username

My username was PoopFeast420
It's been 5 years and I'm still miffed.

>Banned
>Reason: If you think the GAF is a hivemind where people get banned for disagreeing, then you don't need to post here.

Someone post it.

this cant be real
this is cartoonish

Done
Neogaf is cancer

It was RO:2 and we had just made the comeback of the century so we wanted something to remember it by. Too bad my fingers were still twitchy.

>Banned
>"We are a giant corporation who provide you with what is basically a public podium to speak as you wish with other random people you're matched with kind of like it used to be in gaming before around 2010 but our neoliberal cryptocommunist totalitarian ideology compels us to ban you for saying things that could potentially offend the ultra bourgeois special snowflake whales that buy all of the $100 skins and other assorted cosmetic cancer garbage that the gaming industry now subsists on and scare them off with your "toxic" banter we don't care if this is where liberty and videogames die lol c ya fuck Drumpf comrade"

they deserved it
reminds me of the time some guys carpet bombed a funeral in planetside

The thing that annoys me the most is the Freedom of Speech is what allows those shithead protesters to even do what they do yet they want to get rid of it.