One will protect you. The other 6 will be trying to kill you

One will protect you. The other 6 will be trying to kill you.

Chose, /vee/

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I choose Claude because his game is best, and he won't distract me with his badly written character.

Claude, the M16 from his game is fucking broken.

Definitely Trevor since the guy is a psychopathic killing machine. That's who you want on your side.

Anyone from the top row because the bottom 3 will be fighting with each other and get the rest of the team killed by distracting them

Meanwhile he's burst in tears killing Michael and die from a Claude's bullet.

FUCK OFF TREVORLET

CJ, he seems to have the best arsenal of them all

>top row is infinitely more fuckable than the bottom row
what happened /vee/?

Michael, hes the biggest bro, i could at least chill with him and talk about movies if we survive

niko cause we'd go bowling and defeat the other 6 in a match.

Maybe he'll even teach you how to get cucked. While Claude could've taught you how to cuck black bois, niggah.

Fuck off, r*ddit

Anyone but CJ, and then stand on top of a train

It ain't about weaponry, cause if we're talking arsenal the other 6 can just come equipped with jetpacks and rocket launchers and fucking thanks and obliterate you in a second.

Micheal can slow time

Niko Bellic, since he has actual military training and experience in combat, while the others are just common criminals

Tommy is def the most cold blooded

but CJ is literally the only one with jet pack, thats why i picked him :^)

also, access to Hydra immediately makes half of the list useless against him

Trevor can turn fucking INVINCIBLE.

You know that Trevor was in the army (at least as a pilot), right?

but trevor could go invincible and block the bullets for you.

hes a turk-slav third worlder, his military training is most probably a fucking joke

and he is a whiny bitch that wont shut the fuck up how much he hates killing while trying to save you

The jetpack trick is smart, I didn't think about running away
Still, that's a lot of fucking people pointing a lot of fucking guns at you

Where's Luiz and Johnny. Or any of the Stories characters etc.

Yeah, but Claude has the fucking GTA 3 M16. The thing that is pinpoint accurate, 50 damage a shot and fires as fast as the minigun.

my man CJ

he broke into area 51, can jump from plane to plane midair, from nothing he got a share in a casino, earned about a million just doing errands for people, got secret agent contacts, got a garage, became a co-owner of the gang that owns los santos and is close friends to chinese other city's chinese gangs and got 6 girlfriends.
He also knows how to fly military top grade war airplanes, use miniguns and can drive every kind of sea vehicle.

>Claude
Will save you, then gun you down himself.
>CJ
Might do an admirable job, but probably wouldn't succeed. Will get distracted by a hood takeover event or the yay leaving San Fierro.
>Niko
Will go on a killing spree, but only after watching you die.
>GTA V trio
Would get too caught up fighting among themselves to keep an eye on you.

Tommy's your best bet. Too bad you'll probably be in his debt for the rest of your life.

>Still, that's a lot of fucking people pointing a lot of fucking guns at you
well, that would be the situation regardless of who you pick anyway, at least with CJ you have the bonus of the jetpack

>Tommy's your best bet
Only if he likes you, maybe if you were the printworks guy.

Out of all these characters Tommy is without a doubt the most competent criminal
He has the biggest empire which means he has the most people working for him that can protect you
the others probably wouldn't even stand a chance really but CJ probably has the best chance

The nigger from vice city stories. He can run with heavy weapons and break necks with his bare hands.

Trevor. He might not be the best to protect me but I definitely don't want him to be the one that kills me.

You are forgetting that those two men are just business owners not professional hitmen who know what they are doing like claude and niko

Niko and the trio would get into a car crash on their way, ragdoll through the windshield and die from bumping into a lamp post. The only contenders are the first three.

tl;dr he protec but he also attac

cant go wrong with raiden
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Any military training is better than none you moron. Also youre a fucking idiot if you think the US has the bedt military training.

Just don't act like a prick and you'll be fine.

fpbp

I choose Niko

He has military training
Ain't dumb as shit
Not a nigger
A slav
Has humour

10/10 friend

Is there anything that hasn't been turned into a GTA SA mod?

My boy CJ, he has the jetpack and he can do plenty of shit, after that maybe Tommy or Trevor.

Tommy is the only correct answer

>ragdoll out the window
Was that even in V still?

These

>A serb with war experience vs some petty criminals

Shouldn't it be obvious?

>a subhuman shitskin who never won a war vs guys from organized crime syndicates with lots of killing experience

pretty obvious tb h

>A europoor who is weak enough to run away from his country instead of helping it get restored vs Guys who owns big gangs/criminal empires/entire citys/have contacts all around the world and of the line people working for them

yeah right

I pick Niko since he's a hardened soldier. I'll hold out on an island since Claude and Tommy can't swim and will have to use a boat.

If you don't pick Tommy Vercetti, you're a faggot.

niko is a fucking killing machine. would chose him as protector

Bottom row has goddamn super powers.
Anyone who picks top row is retarded and has already lost.

Nico, my comrade!

Tommy, because he's not only canonically a fucking psychopathic mass murderer even before the events of his game, but also he has an entire well armed drug cartel following his commands and a mansion built like a damn stronghold. The rest will be on their own, except CJ who has niggers with cheap handguns and bandanas. No contest.

Why, do you seriously want even more sociopathic one man armies coming after you?

>>a subhuman shitskin
Excuse me?

Probably tommy vercetti
Can go fuck up everyone and then we can do coke or something and get some hookers with that jew guy afterwards

>Will get distracted by a hood takeover event or the yay leaving San Fierro
Shit, got me by surprise

I'm taking Niko and we'll make our get awaybon the Train so at least only 5 people come after us instead of 6 since CJ will have a post traumatic meme stress disorder induced spasm

Trevor or Michael, their special abilities make them unkillable.

how is cj badly written
also the world in 3 cant compare to the worlds in iv and san andreas

what did you miss?

>Michael
Michael is a fucking rat who would sell you out in a second. Did you take the faggot way out and choose the option to save them both? Michael openly tell you while you're chasing him down that he will help you go kill Trevor if you spare him, meanwhile when Franklin calls Trevor to help him kill Michael, Trevor goes nuts on Franklin and tells him to fuck off.

The harwood butcher

CJ has the Triad with him though

Trevor solely because he has that invincible rage mode.

They're not under his direct command though. He could probably ask for assistance and receive few guys for help, but I doubt they would lend him a force big enough to be comparable with the entire Vercetti Cartel. Especially that after events of VC he presumably extends his influence outside the city

...

woozie is kinda best buds with him so I'm sure he'd send more than just a few dudes

>you take the only guy who canonically got one of his most important people shot

Claude, he is a man with nothing to lose but much to gain, killing high-ranking gangbangers would look nice on his rap sheet

GTAIII guy has a name?

Claude, he's the best driver of the lot, just dont chat his head off and he'll let you keep yours intact.

He's the only protag that succesfully protected his npc counterpart at the end of the game. Course he shot the bitch during the credits lol

Claude Speed, I don't think it's ever mentioned in GTA3 itself, but it's in the game files. Presumably that was the name of GTA2 protag as well, so it might have been a leftover, but it is later confirmed in SA when Catalina calls him like that.

yes

CJ beats Claude at racing.

Tommy because then i'd have a chance of putting my hand on his lap

gay

I'm gonna assume they're on relatively equal grounds so I'll go with the one I'd click with personality-wise, Niko. I like Michael but I don't know if we'd get along.

maybe

Claude Speed is GTAII's protag, Claude is III's protag, no last name

I'm going with Carl. He has the entire grove street gang we could shuttle in in gigantic early 90's chrysler mini vans, and he's buddies with the chinese triad. There's power in numbers, and CJ has more than the rest.

Obviously Trevor

Wasn't Tommy a vet in 'Nam?

annoying

what did cousin mean by this

>anybody other than CJ
He's canonically the strongest and most impervious of the GTA protagonists. He can dual wield sawn-offs and fly hydras with unlimited ammo, plus he's able to obtain infinite stamina, has the strongest melee attacks either bare handed or with weapons, and he's the only one out of all of them that can jump at and hop over walls taller than him.

Trevor beats your wife with his cock.

Go to bed trevor, youre drunk

The logical choice would have to be one of the V protagonists since they have special powers. Franklin isn't that great since it only works in a car, Michael is pretty good since he could take out multiple guys quickly, but Trevor has to be the one since he turns invincible.

If you don't pick him, he'll easily take out the guy you did pick. Either he'll tank through their attack and just kill them or act as a distraction and everyone else will kill them.

As your protector he's literally a tank. Even if they come at him one at a time to waste his special, he'd still kill at least one more of the others than anyone else could.

It has to be Trevor.

fucking trevor. claude and tommy can't even swim kek

Trevor is too trusting and would get backstabbed by micheal before he could ever get into his broken "rage mode"

>Implying CJ can't just spam HESOYAM every time he gets low HP

Trevor is a fucking madman with no reservations or hesitation about anything, he's the best chance for me to stay alive.

>Get health and money

Cj is 2thug

lol

That reminds me how awful is the cheat system in GTA 4 and 5

You'd just have to get him nice and hyped up like one of his massacre minigames, too crazed to even listen to someone else.

By that logic, all of the Gen 3 guys could just walk in small tight circle randomly and get god mode.

>they show up to kill you
>die while Tommy's by the road, flipping cars off

trevor