Unskippable end credits

>unskippable end credits

>irma is going to kill him

>unskippable sex scene

happened to me with mafia 3

ctrl+alt+delete
open task manager
kill the process
fuck that shit

>credits forces you to reset game instead of going back to title screen

I want to see this video.
What's the title called?

>and special tanks to YOU for buying our game

>skipping credits skips the post-credits video as well

>Unskippable intro
>Happens EVERY TIME you boot the gane up

lets see.. theres reviewbrah and a can of monster energy drink.. what could he possibly be reviewing?

Why does death and destruction follow him?

>no extra cut scene after the credits end.

the taste of your mom's pussy

>credit roll is also a minigame

>be me
>11 or 12 years old
>parents dont like video games, or staying up late
>i play pokemon crystal on my gba by hiding under the covers with a flashlight
>keep smashing my face into Lance over and over again
>hes a fucking monster, by far the hardest video game boss ive had to face
>i finally beat him after 15 failed attempts
>the greatest sense of victory my young mind has experienced
>in my excitement, i yell out loud
>credits roll by
>okay, whatever, just have to wait it out now
>mom must have heard me shout
>she storms in
>rips the blanket off of me
>takes gameboy, ignoring my pleas to let me have it for 5 more minutes
>looks straight into my eyes, fingers poised over the power switch
>horror dawns as i realize what shes going to do
>beg her to just take it and not turn it off
>fucking denied
>all of my hopes and dreams are dashed as i watch the screen go black
>i huddle under my blankets and cry myself to sleep
>didnt play again for weeks
>fuck unskippable end credits
>mfw

>full list of kickstarter backers
>production babies
>PR and marketing of every country the game was distributed to and special thanks for each of their families
>no bonus after watching the credits

Your mom's a cunt. I hope you dad did beat her sometimes.

I can tell this story is bullshit because the game saves before the credits roll.

You've never actually beaten Lance, have you?

You do realize that by calling his mom a monster, you also implied that he is the offspring of a monster.
Which means he is probably a daywalker type of shitter and will fuck your asshole up.

>Game features a dead normie meme in it

While there was a bonus video post-credits I remember when someone Twitch streamed Horizon the credits were half an hour long because most of it were all the localization and marketing teams.

>Unskipable cutscene after you beat the boss

I smashed all the teensies in the ice blocks during the credits for Rayman Legends. Turns out that was all bogus and I got zero for all my time.

>skipping the credits skips the post-credits scene

>Unskipable cutscene before you fight a boss you'll need a few attempts to beat

>First screen shows all the various logos and legal text
>Long-winded publisher intro
>Long-winded developer intro
>Slow fade in and out of secondary studio logo
>Slow fade in and out of some music/mo-cap studio logo
>Slow fade in and out of game engine logo
>Slow fade in and out of supplementary development tool logo
>"Now Loading..."
>"Note: This Game Uses Auto-Saving. Do not shut off system when is displayed!"
>"Checking for Downloadable Content..."
>"Connecting to Verification Server..."
>Press Any Button
>"Now Loading..."

>mandatory bossfight after you sit through the credits

>unskippable end credits
>there's an action at the end of them you must clear to get 100%

Too real.

its possible i just assumed it didnt save, i dont really remember. it was a long time before i picked it up again, so my memory isnt very clean, fuck you though, i beat his ass later on

>Trying to do achievement/challenge on a boss
>Unskippable cutscene
>Fail the achievement/challenge criteria
>Game has no option to return to checkpoint
>Return to Title Screen
>Choose Load Game
>Wait for game to load files, choose yours (Hopefully it's at the top)
>"Now Loading..."
>Walk down hallway to boss
>Unskippable Cutscene
>Try again
>Fail
>Repeat

>You get to play while credits roll

Yeah, but which video is it?
I checked out the Monster ones with black cans, but I can't find it.

>credits are the final boss

>skip credits
>NG+ not unlocked

I just watched his hurricane update. Says he'll evacuate if it comes to it.

I feel nervous for him after seeing him broadcast from within a giant glass enclosure. He also wasn't wearing a suit so I don't know what to think anymore.

>Unskipable cutscenes during a boss fight.

>end credit boss

God can't handle an equal.