How do i become a girl streamer

how do i become a girl streamer

>willingly drinking the diluted piss that is corona

>tfw im fucking her ringaksjhakjsfnakjsfasfasfzxcc

yeah well I'm wefuisahlaehsufedaxzcv

What happens to these chicks after they get over the hill?

funny because his asian dick is probably smaller than that bottle. shes only with him for the money.

hormones and surgery

>over the hill
that doesn't apply to women

>user, can you put your head into the crevice between my butt and soles and take a huge whiff?

They retire early and live a moderately comfortable life raising children and worshipping the Lord every sunday

By loathing your parents for not aborting you the moment they found out you were gonna be male. They wished this lifetime of suffering upon you.

They marry some guy and leech off his money and attention for life. He'll worship the ground she walks on.

blckd

>implying corona with a slice of lime in it on a hot summer day isn't satisfying as fuck

- become a girl
- become a streamer

beta bucks

>call yourself trans.
>stream a bunch of popular games.
>after you establish a bit of a following say that youre having trouble paying for some trans medications or whatever (obviously youre not taking them)
>people will start to donate to you because youre a strong, brave ""female""
>then when you want to stop doing this shit, just say you have to stop streaming because of some mental and family issues.

They become someone's mistress.

Eh. I'd late her have sex with me

Take hormones and become a tranny

>As a sophisticated gentleman, I only drink craft beers and locally-brewed ales. Good-day to you m'ladies.

Show us your tits so we can asses your chances.
Not even kidding

You can put lime in a better beer though. Corona always tastes skunked.

>le "transwomen have it so easy!!!" meme
You already know which board you belong in.

>there are beta losers that will willingly spend hours of their day, watching a girl and donating to her yet receive nothing in return

Beta cucks need to be killed.

Haha... fucking madman as soon as he did that I knew she was gonna fuck it up.

Genuinely kill yourself

ok...what are my chances?

I'm not a craft beer fedora, but I'd rather have a can of Budweiser over a clear glass bottle of Corona. Not sure if I've tried Corona in a can though or if they even make it, might be better than the bottles.

Wouldn't them having a boyfriend be a dealbreaker? What cuck shit is this

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>Corona in a can

>drinking alchoholic beverages at all

After 30? You can be my live in bangmaid, that's a good career choice.

You're a little twerp bitch, huh?

They roll down it.

This guy has it made. He's using his bitch to get cash from you perma-virgins. A true baller.

>drinking alcoholic beverages

What do you think of Michelob, Uncontested Supreme Grand Master of Beer, Keeper of the Brew?

not being able to actually see you're drinking piss has its merits.

Sauce on the girl?

>being 12

my man

Love reading about drunkeys ruining their lives

how do I become big Sup Forums?

>tfw you will never have a gf

Who is this Mayonnaise Maiden?

>Top D of the month

This
Fuck drunk normie fucks.

>Be girl
>Have tits
>Stream in IRL section
>Have tits out
SUCCess

Easy there amigo.

wtf are you talking about, the retards on twitch are probably thrilled that their holy angel has a personal white knight there to protect her while she's offline. you think that the people that donate think of her in a sexual way, but it's much more beta than that

think about it, these people are giving hard earned cash to a computer screen to say "oh anon561, thanks SOOO much for the donation, it means the world!" and then for her to promptly forget their existence to move on to the next beta. it's even more pathetic when she's like "alright anonxXx, stop donating 500 dollars to me every stream, you have to live too bae!!!" followed by "anonxXx: don't worry about it, thanks for the stream (:" in fucking chat

Lmao you must be 14. You shouldn't even be here. Mods need to ban your ass

>canned is objectively the superior containment though.

>friend says I could be an entertaining streamer if I tried
>other friend says I could definitely be a cute girl
>mfw

jesus

This. If you're going to drink a Mexican beer, drink Victoria.

Ugly smile tbqh, would not fuck

>being mad because someone isnt edgy

>meet person at work
>ask what their hobbies are or what they plan to do on a day off
>drink
>that's it, they just drink and just want to drink

I'll never understand.

>No but I can escort you to the door ma'am.

i prefer dos equis personally

Get off Sup Forums, peach.

This guy get it

>I'm no fucking casual. If I drink, I drink till I'm dead.

here's her in clothes you retard

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>drinking is edgy
Ask me how I know you're under 18?

im sipping a cold one right now senpai

Kill yourself and pray to Vishnu for a blessed reincarnation you mini-dicklet.

It's good every once in a while. A nice large beer off tap in a bar with a nice meal or the occasional party. But yeah people who drink every day are disgusting degenerates.

>thinks drinking beer is edgy
>doesn't even know what edgy means
insta ban

Life must be so ridiculously easy and enjoyable as a pretty girl.

Imagine just goofing off on camera for a few hours a day and having horny men give you money for no other reason besides you wearing a low cut top and being attractive. Like, you don't even have to have sex with them like sluts in times past did. You just play games (or not) and stay clothed.

I want to change the difficulty setting on my life to that, please

Lol

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this
the fact that he's some meek asian dude means her viewers aren't intimidated by him
it'd be pretty funny if he was some 6'8 black thug though

>he doesn't enjoy a beer with his schnitzel and spaetzle

but you could get raped irl user, are you sure?

>not being peer pressured to conform to social norms

who is peach

>if you're not a depressed degenerate you must be underaged

Would cum deep in her pussy

"my life is so hard the only thing to keep me from being the meanest school shooter this country has ever seen is a cold one"
this is 90% of alchohol drinkers

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I know we like to make fun of these people but I feel for them. They're the kind of people who are extremely unattractive and have absolutely no chance. It's upsetting to see, but they dig any kind of attention and don't want to settle for the landwhales. I cant blame them, I just hope they're happy.

Right, women hit the wall around 28.

this. if it wasn't some weak asian people would definitely stop donating

Wow, and here I thought meeting people whose hobbies were limited to "Netflixing" and "Facebooking" were sad. But that's just alcoholism user.

>showing your bf on stream
If my gf was a streamer I would literally never have her show or mention me. The easier the betas can imagine themselves with her, the more of their money she gets.

what makes the soda fizz up so fast?

the chances of that are so low it's not even a factor

is it true all girls have to do is just show their feet and they get 1000+ dollars a day?

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Looks soft

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Cuck fetish user

i agree here. compared to the average chick, guys get almost no attention in society from girls unless you're some chad. its probably the only thing that gets them some recognition

the way he hits the bottle neck makes the whole bottle vibrate and agitate the liquid so it releases all the CO2

feels bad man

Oh I'm sure. I know girls who regularly get asked for feet pictures for $300.

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i LOVE pleated skirt+panties combos like this. I hate the fact that western women are like "omg, i feel so childish when i'm in pleated skirts, it's like i'm a little school girl. i'm a mature woman user, i should wear pants!" like nothing turns me off more than a ""mature woman,"" because for me that kind of ""mature woman"" is boring as FUUUUUCK and obsessed with her shitty ass 9 to 5 and game of thrones or some normie shit. this is why i only date girls actually from japan or korea, i NEED that cuteness in my life.. if i wanted to date a man, i would date a fucking man. FUCK mature western women, they can kill themselves. i'll never marry one.

pleated skirts encompass all i want in a girl: cute, playful, risque, yet self aware. so fucking hot