Sup Forums plays spore

Are you ready for a round of your favourite letdown?
Choose your starting planet!

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The upper left one that's alone

Alright, now will we be a herbivore or a carnivore?

The faggot star on the top right all by itself

Confirmed for maximum NEET route already

Omnivore you gay


installing again. i still love this game

Omnivore route it is, but how shall we start out?

This, omnivore

if dubs you need to get to space stage as a zealot

herb

Herbivore. then you go Omnivore after you taste the flesh of your enemies like a fucking edgelord.

Like Sup Forums, you going to be a fucking edgelord. call your species coldsteel.

carnivore
kill your way out

We herbivore now
What shall our planet name be?

Imagine the wonders that will come of a planet with such a majestic name as i'm sure you'll all choose.

this gay earth

Sonic World

I second this gay earth

Belka

the beginning of an era.jpg
What wonders will This Gay Earth show us?

We want to nuke other species not ourselves you dolt

OH SHIT

put 3 cillia on your guy asap

>giant mushroom caps

CERAMIC BOWLS

Our first evolution!
First order of business of course is a new mouth, since we're going the omnivore route.

Mouth at crotch level, of course

Whatever you do, make it as round and open as possible.

Don't mind this, OP is a retard
Also, What shall we name our species, or shall we just go with Coldsteel, as suggested above?

someone post all those old Sup Forums spore playthrough screencaps I know one of you fucks have them

Call it Green Lex Luthor

YOU ARE GOING TO CALL OUR SPECIES COLDSTELL, RIGHT?

Give it the red eyes that look high

Agreed on Coldsteel

CODLSTELL XD

seconding this

I couldn't find the flying rape machine one

Give it the red eyes that look high.

COLDSTELL
THE EDGEHEG

Crotchmouth, maximum rotund and WEED LMAO eyes achieved.
Behold the era of coldsteel!

get weapons, fag

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It's really difficult to eat meat with an ass-mouth, nevermind hunting other species for parts, but nevertheless, COLDSTEEL managed to collect a jet!

However, there's not much DNA to go around. What should we do first, acquire some weapons or improve our mobility, and where should we place our new parts?

Also, the deep ocean is a dark and lonely place, so maybe we should change our look to blend in a bit better.
What should we look like, Sup Forums?

Just get stuff idk. Combat weapons maybe.

Become darker than darkness.
Put a dangerous weapon on the front.

Pink with stripes.

Make it a SHARP weapon

This form reflects the blackness in COLDSTEEL's heart.

Name him tyrone

Fucking metal

NOW KILL SOME SHIT AND EVOLVE TO THE NEXT STAGE ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

COLDSTEEL is busy slaying great beasts.
The oceans run red with the blood of his enemies.

I got this game not expecting a lot and got a ton of fun hours out of it. Nice thread.

hahaha that blue thing maek a funi face

>OH GOD WHY

Alright, time to evolve again!
COLDSTEEL has to kill fast, but his flagella is too slow. What should we do about our mobility?

>are you serious right now?

if I remember correctly, didnt the original idea for the game allow you to stay in the ocean?

replace his sperm tail (flagella) with the jet

>jet but no wings

NANI!?

OP is still retarded.
For the record, our less than stellar speed has made it difficult to acquire a proboscis with which to suck the blood straight from our enemies.

challenge run: remove eyes

Become the roughest of waves
fill its head with flagella
thread theme youtu.be/XKjOJuPjiu4

A being of darkness has no need of eyes.
Let's see what we can do about getting a proboscis with our new speed boost!

I already see this thread going great places. Make sure not to bother with pansy ass lightning or poison magics. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Is this the new north korean missile?

>The COLDSTEEL jets through the dark, heeding not any obstacles, until it pierces hapless and unsuspecting prey. Just as surprised as the creature it's run into, it swiftly spins around and devours the victim with its assmouths

In the darkness of the deep ocean a solitary predator lurks, the greatest fear of all oceangoing creatures.
After a long and arduous hunt, COLDSTEEL's long awaited prize was granted to him.

We proboscis, lads. It's a shame WE WERE TOO SLOW to get it earlier, but now the world is our oyster.
What do, lads?

Equip it to ur side and evolve to the next realm already

hurrythefuckup.exe activated

Alright lads, it's time for the terror of the deep to crawl forth from the primordial waters and seek vengance on the greater world.
What form would best suit our quest for blood?

Make it a tripod.

give him a single atrophied leg

Give him a pair of muscular af Chad legs

Tripledicks please

Since the compromise here would just be a biped, i think someone will have to concede.

Make him the tallest of mountains, legs should be thin.

start it with one leg then add one leg each time it evolves

this

^

>tfw it's been 4 years since the fagitrons first invaded

Coldsteel hungers.

WHERE ARE THE ARMS
COLDSTEEL CANNOT RIP AND TEAR WITHOUT ARMS

put spikes on the kneecaps for extra edginess

Give him those big chompers to eat with, but put it right where the penis would be.

We need more DNA to work with, but for now, here's COLDSTEEL V2.0

Erect the spine a little.

make them thicc

slay some creatures and feast on their flesh

There is a curse upon this world.
None are welcome here.

Are you spooped by the spindlers yet?

This is fucking horrifying.

Go out and devour the blood of the unsuspecting. Coldsteel needs claws, these floppy penis fingers are not suitable.

Could you devour your siblings, please.

It needs wings

Coldsteel is becoming more attuned to it's nature.
Already it has hunted all of it's neighboring species to extinction.

Dominate the world with your power. We need no friends, we are our own friends.

YESSSSS DEVOUR THEM ALLLL

nothin.. personnel.. kid..


Now keep on eating and make it the edgiest, nastiest grotesque abomination of all time.

Many years ago, my younger brother played spore and he stayed in the creature stage and eliminated every single species and animal on the planet.

cover it ALL with spikes, doesn't matter if the spikes do anything or are just decoration

ABOLISH HANDS

COLDSTEEL NEEDS 2 MORNINGSTARS

>Sup Forums continue to call spore shit despite how much fun these threads are

What happens if you go tribal?

Also use extended DNA complexity cheats if necessary.