ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore...

ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore, besides those that contradict previously established lore.

The walls of the vault are made out of dicks.

The vault is nothing but trannys.

the floor is lava

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People can only communicate in Xavier Renegade Angel quotes

The vault is comprised entirely of Todds. They just work. They also try to out con each other as much as possible.

If there are futas added to the vault, the futas possess testicles of proportional size to their penises.

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It's a shortstack vault.

The vault has a mandatory procedure of blinding its inhabitants and enhancing their smell and hearing senses through chemical means

Fuck

The overseer is a jewish rabbi

The vault is always flooded, with the water being at knee level

It's a shortstack vault..

Every male has their dick removed and female has their vagina sown shut

It's a shortstack vault...

the vault consists of 50% 6-10 year old boys and 50% 32-50 year old women.

It's a shortstack vault....

The vault has a hidden stash of jet from before the war

so the CIA guy is the oversser?!

No fetishes of any kind are allowed in the vault.

People in the vault have Stands

It's a shortstack vault.....

its full of redditors

Whites only vault

It's a shortstack vault......

I dont care.

fedora users vault

Males only
Vault 5 Males can get pregnant

everyone dies of vault aids

It's not a shortstack vault

the vault dwellers are either muslim, christian or a jew are there are only ONE designated room for prayers and all that jazz

The vault bans shortstacks and all shortstacks are to be burned on the cross

It's a shortstack vault.......

all the clocks in the vault are manipulated in such a way that they get increasingly faster at a incredibly slow pace, fucking over everyones perception of time

The vault is filled with faggots who argue about video games. They never see eye to eye, just constant screaming.

Everyone gets a small loan of million dollars

white only

the vault population are all ordinary married couples with no fetishes

It's a vault full of dedicated Warhammer autists

Commie vault. Everyone starves to death.

It's a shortstack vault........

where do I sign up

the vault has 500 male neo nazis and 500 female antifa protesters

People have to work out in order to generate power at all times. If someone stops working out, the vault has 3 hours before the generator stops.

This is a /fit/ vault

The overseer activated his almonds

Inhabitants still believe hillary was last president. Trump is still alive and the world outside it's just fine, only democrats died.

It's a shortstack vault.........

There is only 1 man and the other inhabitants are 99 traps

an ASMR vault so you hear whispers and tapping everywhere

all male's dicks are wired to explode if they masturbate.
Women are instructed to be as chaste as possible

it's an amazon vault

NANI!?
so, 100 men?

Well, fuck, no shortstacks. I'm out.

BAH GAWD IS STONE COLD IN THE VAULT
BAH GAWD A STUNNER TO THE OVERSEER

there is a mutant in the vents

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there are no people

only puppets

>Implying men can't be shortstacks

all dwellers must drink tea precisely at 5am and 5pm if they fail to do so they get put in the radiation chamber
great job for ruining the thread moron

Everybody must participate in nightly gamberu, first person to lose gets kicked out.

5 and I turn this one into 1 shota and 99 milfs

Martians teleport to the vault and try to invade it

the only site they can access is Sup Forums

Literal, mortal traps

Overseer is actually a giant enemy crab

Half of the dwellers are Dio clones

the vault is filled with nintendofags and sonyfags

best vault

Everybody has tiny speakers wired into their ears that play Smash Mouths All Stars at random intervals

utopian nazi vault

Give me rundown on canon so far

The overseer is Viper

The man also disguises himself as the trap and it's the traps' quest to find the real man
the trap that discovers the man becomes a real woman so that he can breed with the man

vault dwellers are forced to study for 12 hours per day. if they cannot comply then it's off to the wasteland

Overseer is Douk Nouk Kem

The traps are actual traps, not the gay kund

Skeletal Overseer

There is also one Gondola present. Please do not try fug it

Traps are gay kind traps

The vault is filled with 99 women and 1 man with a femdom fetish.

Something to do with CIA, everyone has a million dollars, people in the vault believe that Hillary was president, and there are 99 traps with 1 non-trap male

Everybody in the vault is a clone of Todd Howard

But he isn't interested in 3D

Rerolling for this

now no one has a million dollars

The one guy is the poster above me and the traps run a train on him every morning

>wastelanders discovers the vault years later
>finds the overseer room
>see overseer skeleton
>think it's just normal skeleton
>turn their back on it
>get boned

Rolling for this

My man

Only form of entertainment is pepe memes.

Well shit, Viper is now the overseer of 99 millionaire traps

vault is only filled with female(male(actually female))

Everyone in the vault are raised on the values and principal of hate, anger, rage, violence and lack of empathy for anyone else.

The letter 'y' is now forbidden.
Wh?
There is no wh

Egyptian Kangz buried under the vault awaken from their eternal slumber and start crawling through

Viper kills himself

There is a Chad among the dwellers

The world got fucked because Trump bombed the entire planet on accident