SHITTY

SHITTY

EFFIN

ADULTS

Ryuji is going to be pissed when he finds out he'll become an adult one day

HEY GUYS I'M A PHANTOM THIEF

I can't take this game seriously because none of these """japanese""" people look like real japanese people.

>entire cast of P5 becomes depressed, alcoholic fuckups hating every second of their adult lives and nostalgic about their younger days

You know what? I take back everything I said about the story, its great

The people they were dealing with were in fact shitty fucking adults so I don't see why this is such a huge point of contention for Sup Forums

sorry I need to know, I had a bad day.

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LIKE YOUR MOM

OH SKULL YOU'RE PATHETIC!

Is Ryuji Australian?

I agree, Sakamoto-kun.
Now, shall we talk about our next mission?
Personally, I think we should take Sae-san's heart.

>fuukafag
the madman

"Whoa Takamaki, you're bad at drawing."

only a middle school age child could enjoy such shitty unlikable characters. persona 4 and 5 are trash

FOR REAL?!

Ryuji had the best contract speech, but Yusuke had the best overall awakening
>THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH BEAUTY AND VICE

Imagine if they did. Literally 0 sales

I want to EFF Ryuji.

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wow, when did sun wukong from rwby get so cute

>that nose

I wish we could talk to his mom and tell her that she raised a great son.

>whole world says the word fuck
>Continues to say eff cause he doesnt want to swear infront of his mom
>Says it out of habit

Play Yakuza then.

PHANTOM

This would happen for all the persona's (except 3) and would legit suck. They wouldn't be able to form a real relationship with anyone besides the team's because no-one would ever understand a shadow world.

I wish we could talk to his mom and date her eventually becoming Ryuji's step-dad and blessing him with a little half-brother/sister.

YOU SHITTY EFFIN CAT! YOU WERE PERVIN ON ME GETTING CHANGED?! I'LL NEUTER YOU YA FURRY SHITHEAD!

>fucking your friends mom
You're despicable.

Futaba's a better navigator than you.

>Becoming a stepdad to your friend even though you're the same age as him

You're goddamn right I am

FUCK YOU I'M LEAVING THE GROUP!

A psychologist would

Its not like its a giant secret, the kirijo group knows and they had teams of scientists researching it.

Who should I waifu for my second playthrough? I'm keeping it in the main cast this time.

No one, the scenes are more entertaining that way.

Ann or Futaba.

No one, always choose to hang out with Mishima and Ryuji, the real bros.