Everyone says how good the Switch is

>everyone says how good the Switch is
>am just a poor colledge student in 50k debt
>sell half of my vidya collection for 250 dollars on craigslist to pay for a Switch bundle for 500
>pay the difference with one of my credit cards which is already maxed
>buy it and go home, only to realize I don't even have any games to play or a pro controllers
>don't even like nintendo games
>sell my cat for 40 bucks on craigslist to buy zelda
>it fucking sucks

Have you ever had any regrettable purchase decisions?

Why the hell would you buy a Nintendo console if you hate Nintendo games?

At least there's no more games left for you to regret buying.

You are fucking retarded selling half your collection for a switch. You deserve every bit of regret you will feel shortly you pathetic piece of human trash.

fucking americans

I hope you stay in debt you stupid faggot

Live within your means you stupid faggot.

Will this culture of people buying stuff they can’t afford ever end?

Hahaha what the fuck, dude who sells their pet for vidya, let alone NINTENDO vidya?!

God, that's autistic.

>people believed this weak ass bait

I'm 100% positive vast majority of this board is 18 and under.

Are you stupid? Do your fucking research BEFORE you buy a console

You all stopped reading before he said he sold his cat right?

Holy fuck, you didn't.

This is the problem with current Sup Forums.

I seriously can't believe people are taking OP unironically.
I hope you're one of those retards who don't read the full articles or something because damn.

Fucking retard, no wonder you're in college

Join the army or something, make some money. I don't need to hear your bitching user.

>how good the Switch is
Kek. Mario Odyssey is just around the corner, Pepe. Have fun with a few first party ports meanwhile.

This is why you are still in 50k debt

You made the right decision, OP. Cats are pure cancer.

>he
You meant to say "I"

I don't care if it's bait. I'm bored enough to reply to anything.

Go play vidya user

If you just want to play Zelda, you can emulate it with Cemu for free. If you don't have a decent rig then it's not pretty, but it runs at a "playable" speed for me on my 2015 laptop with speedhacks.

I love the idea of the Switch but I'm waiting for a killer app. What it currently has is good, but I need something great to justify a whole console.

A port of any of the Souls games would be enough for me t b h, I'd kill to have any of them on a handheld

>sell my cat
People are replying to this seriously. Do we have elementary school children on this board now?

Watching TV and playing Oldschool Runescape.

Bait or not, it brings up the legitimate idea that the Switch doesn't have anything to justify going out of your way to get one and that idea is worth replying to for the sake of discussion.

I bet you felt like a special snowflake calling out those posts because you wanna be the cool edgy user. Well congrats user, you're the autist. Here's your banana sticker.

>>sell my cat
I refuse to believe this is real.

> Sold cat

Good choice, OP. Sucks you bought something slightly more useful than a Cat, but at least you got rid of that walking fucking entropy.