You're that ninja

You're that ninja

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METAL GEAR?!

Meryl...

PERO QUÉ COÑO?

You're that surveillance camera

Super Baby Method....

Snake, hazme el amor

FOX...............

You're huh?

>girls have more hiding spots than men
Kojimbo you dirty dog.

........DIE

for bombs

SNAKE!


Did you like my sunglasses?

I never understood this.

She has a large place in her heart

It's because they carry handbags

IT'S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES

A nuclear weapon?

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They have purses

This is the greatest handgun ever made.

Salladin? You mean Big Boss?

Deepthroat?

Tactical Espionage Action Metal Gear Solid™, huh...

The greatest Ninja!

K___ y__ w______ h__

!!!

2nd Floor basement?
Metal Gear?
FOXDIE?
Heart attack?
Meryl?

They hide their thoughts in their heads for years and will bring something up that is long forgotten

HURT ME MORE DAWG

Colonel I don't work for the government anymore; drive this thing back to my house.

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Tell me--How does a guy actually go Army special forces and then co SAD task force in Army intel and then manage to retire all before hitting their 30s?

Even IF from straight out of West Point I want real actual examples of it because I don't think it can actually be done.

pusy

Anyone on codec: Snake, it's a [insert plot related thing]!
Snake: A [insret plot related thing]?

>The man who makes the impossible, possible

Truly gay

By the time he went to Shadow Moses Snake already had the body of a 40 and something year old, clone aging

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Snake would be around 40 year old in MGS4, is that what you're talking about?

Psycho Mantis?

Psycho mantis?

For instance, girls can fit TWO bombs in their stomachs, now isn't that a fun fact?

but the hive mind doe

For my deluxe meat ofcourse!

This'll be the most jarring thing about a fox engine MGS 1 reboot. Vague MGS 1 design and PS2 graphics don't do it justice.

You can't replicate it proper in MGS 5 and the fan interpretations I've seen are wrong,

HIND D?

hive mind doe?

No I'm saying Solid had joined the Army, went SF for some time, and then had to have spent years in intelligence if judging by real life standards (even though this is a video game), but still managing to first retire before his 30s if I remember right. It doesn't make sense and that's what would have made an MG1 remake so interesting if they had to go back to his character and flesh all of that stuff out while making sense of it.

Technically, it was never said he retired through official method, he just fucked off into wilderness and that was somehow enough to count as actual retirement. Or maybe they just put him on hold as to not waste their most valuable resource on something trivial and forgot to send him a memo.
Considering all the other impossible stuff in this series, this one actually ain't that bad.

Like just the whole thing really. The circumstances of boss man getting his old job back and then it just so happens he's got convenient access to his kid.

It's like poetry

>yfw Big Boss wasn't dead, he was dad

Japanese animes?

Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?

Russian... gunship?

But Snake was a super soldier clone created to be able to pull off that kind of ridiculous career timeline, it makes sense for him.

Sleeping late as usual, eh Snake?

L... Look out, Snake! The guys who stole my stealth prototypes are in there with you!!!

LMAO

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>The voice of God - Hideo Kojima
What did he mean by this?

HUH?

ninja?

Someone post her lewd soundtape please

>Lewd soundtape

Where and what, how did I miss this.

>huh? The music stopped playing...

From peace walker. I'm searching it but I can't find it.

found it
youtube.com/watch?v=S-EFY6MRyd8

That's nothing. According to official chronology, Big Boss served in the Green Berets at the age of 15.

>tfw she was my waifu for 10 years
>then MGS4 comes along

How do I beat decoy octopus?

You're pretty good

1488 hours in ms paint

Super Metroid...

I always thought she meant her cleavage when I was a kid. Now I just don't know.

Although the literal nip translation probably says "I hid it in my shoe" or something

okay seriously somebody help
why did Raiden stop Armstrong,besides the start a new war and harvesting children
why would Raiden oppose Armstrong?

This is good.

>Besides the start a new war and harvesting children

You answered your own question

4:19
4:20

YEAH YEAH YEAH JUST CALL ME DEEPTHROAT

okay so let me get this
if armstrong didnt do this raiden would have been on his side just like sam?
Glad kojima had the opportunity to show his opinion on politics through his game
even tho armstrong is a "villain"

>Hungry for worms?
>No. Hungry for woooords.
>He predicted skullface.

Damn.

The same reason Jill has more inventory slots compared to Chris?