Take a famous vidya line and Gearboxify it.
>Grove Street home...at least it was before I fucked it all up. I mean yeah it was totally me and not say, the uhh I don't know the whole gang crime thing caused by poverty because some bigots take advantage of the poor. Nope! Just me Carl Johnson the guy who likes to eat at Burger Shot and secretly plays Pogo the space monkey.... Oh yeah and my mom died, bummer am I right?
bugs...
bugs is big
thats a fat bugs
Sadly, I don't see this working as well on Sup Forums as it does on /lit/.
THICC
BUGS IS THICCC
THICC! THICC! THICC!
woah there go easy on the carrots bugs! save some for the rest of us pal!
Bugs? Is that you?
> War. War never changes. Well, usually, except that one time when they stopped putting bayonets on guns because really they finally fucking figured out that who the fuck is ever going to stab anyone when everyone already has a gun? You really think someone is going to just sit there with a gun aimed at someone and think "Y'know, I should give that guy coming at me with a knife a fair shot, it wouldn't be sporting otherwise"? Fuck no, pal! You want to know what happened every time? You know what happened! So they decided to ditch the knife just like your mom ditched you, ha ha!
bugs.......................... lay off the carrots
whoa, uh bugs...?
You think this is funny? You think this puerile, moronic horseshit is a 'joke'? Is this the extent of what your tiny, reptilian brains consider 'humour'? Huh?
yes
user...............
lay off the insults..........
Oh, okay then.
user... easy on the butthurt
that's the life, bugs
>A man chooses, a slave obeys, and a nigger is neither so he should just be put down by the police/military industrial complex for the sake of all humankind
wtf I love Bioshock now
Bugs...
hey...user...
should stop the shitposts...its bad for you man
What're some GAMES?
The Alien dosnt have eye sight you dumb fat, skinny fucks. Its pure instince. Look crocodile brain, like lion brain.
Dont play the game. Uninstall it you boring twats. Dont dont about stuff you dont like. Do you know lessons of life? talk about stuff you do like. Twats.
They had bayonets on rifles because they were bolt actions and reloading a new clip took a little time. If you're getting rushed by gorilla warfare ops then you better believe that bayonet came in clutch.
modern warfare is this boring sustained fighting where both sides stay at length and shoot the shit out of one another, spending billions of dollars a year to save a couple hundred lives. Give me motherfuckin gunswords any day.
user, how many fingers am I holding up? I think you might be having a stroke.
Yo, does anyone have a Retard-to-English translator for Captain Fuckface over here?
>give gunsword
>get shot from far away
nothin' personal kid
Leguh-LYZE it
>Has the utility of a gun
>Can also pierce rushing noobs in the heart
I fail to see a downside.
Someone get this hothead outta here
user calm the fuck down, i'll take you down to sneeds to feel better
We both know it's not the same since it changed hands.
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user....easy on the anger...
What the fuck is going on in this thread??
What do you think is going on in this thread?
Someone give me a quick rundown on this meme
>t. Bugs
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I-i don't follow.
Bugs...the carrots....
bogs...........
>Anger and hate are badass!
Bane?
Is that shopped? Did his shirt really have USSR on it?
Probably just some obscure band or something
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