What the fuck is her problem?

What the fuck is her problem?

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she was so fucking hot in Halo 4

She doesn't want to die

Getting tired of this meme. She looks average as fuck, and probably by design.

>that
>average
By all means, tell me what you consider to be far above average?

read Human Weakness

She probably needs to be fat

That's not really a concern now that she's evolved into some kind of ai god. Honestly, that would have bern more compelling, if she joined up with the Forerunners because it was the only way to survive. As it is now she just comes off as a jerk.

There are multiple irl women that looked more attracting to me than this. I'm not talking about specific features but this is just uncanny valley.

She's a rampant fragment from the Didact's ship when Cortana made a bunch of copies of herself. This was confirmed in one of the recent Dark Horse comics. The real Cortana is dead.

>have weirdo, ass backwards opinions
>i'm tired of these memes that disagree with me!!!

I think we're all in agreement that you're a homo.

It would be awesome if the next game will be about two fragments of Cortana fighting each other. Preferably with giant ass Mantis.

The real Cortana died and this is a rampant fragment.

I think it's an allusion to the idea that escaping death and immortality is evil in concept, and the pursuit of it twists our motivations. The AI is advanced enough to be considered human to some degree

multiple 3dpd women being more attractive to you does not exclude her from being hot

I wouldn't be surprised, Bonnie Ross talked about old Cortana at the Dice Summit, that could be a hint that the original Cortana will come back and help Chief kill her rampant fragment. This will also return Halo to the classic Master Chief and Cortana adventures.

I must have missed something in the time between Halo 4 and 5. Is that a fragment and not the main Cortana? Why did she turn into a fucking yandere?

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Am I the only one who doesn't like Halo 4 Cortana's saggy tits?

They aren't, the way her lines are done just make them look so.

They're just the biggest, and most realistic; the non-lined version of that model looks lewd as hell.

>Master Chief and Cortana adventures.
Much like Link and Zelda, I feel that MC and Cortana is too inseparable. Though I'm not confident if 343's lousy writing skill could treat their relationship properly.

shes female

I think they get it now.

>non-lined version
pics

That's what you consider saggy?

>tfw no chief dick

It drove her insane user.

>t. virgin

Come back when you've seen actual titties that weren't animated in Korea, beta

Imagine how rock hard Chief must have been during this scene

Imagine being the Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your hard light body and horrific Matrix skin patterns. I would totally have sex with you, both nu-Chief and the original me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old orphan in SPARTAN basic. Like seriously imagine having to be John and not only stand in that bubble while Cortana flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her sagging breasts and digital skin, and just stand there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she perfected that final monologue. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone at 343 tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Marines and ODSTs and later SPARTAN-IV recrits for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Reach. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the digital sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she remodels entirely between every single game. And then 343i calls for another sequel, and you know you could kill every single person in the galaxy before ONI could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking John-117. You're not going to lose your future Promethean-killing career over this. Just bear it. Reveal your face and bear it.

It's her time of the month

>Halo 5 Cortana
Jesus, did they model her off of Brianna Wu?

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Reminder H3 Cortana was best.
Nothing from 343 is canon

>that face

beyond the retardation of making Halo into a robot-rebellion game, that just plain isn't Cortana
doesn't look anything like her

>What the fuck is her problem?
youtube.com/watch?v=6qfx9eoB-88

She wants to kill humanity for letting her series get JUSTED beyond repair.