You have no reason not to own a Switch if you like video games

You have no reason not to own a Switch if you like video games

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You already made this thread today. Fuck off.

I have one.
I'm saving up my money.

>beong on 4 han this fucking long
Lamo

I don't own a Switch because I like video games, and the Switch does not have video games.

>so upset he cant even insult properly
lmao

>They still play with children's toys.
Are Nintendonts the bronies of gaming?

umm

what, do you just suck on dildos all day?

it has no games until Animal Crossing is out

It only has zelda and since by buddy already had a wiiu we just played it on that. I might get a switch if there is a version 2 coming out in the next year or two or if some killer games finally get released.

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What do you call this? shilling? post-purchase justification? or just some user showing his collection of ports?

What if I want to play a video game, though?

See

Let's rephrase that. It does not have games that aren't shit

sure

???
Pardon? Are you having trouble coming up with responses that aren't covered in your handbook, shill san? I'm trying to get you to convince me to buy a Switch.

Which of these games gives me any sort of reason to buy a Switch, exactly?

no reason? here's some:

shit cpu
shit gpu
average games
crazy high prices for hardware and software

tl;dr:
fuck off, nintendo shill.

i don't give a shit if you want a switch...

I have 5 other consoles, none of which are nintendo.
At most i'd buy a 3DS but why the fuck a Switch? That thing is a cheap piece of shit and all it has is some Zelda game that everyone seems to praise.
3DS at least has Monster Hunter.

nice objective list :)

and their best game can be played on pc after like a few months since it came out.
lmao

>...

I guess I live video games twice as much as you.

wew good thing I'm not OP i guess

that image
saved :D

Oh, sorry. Wrong one. :^>

>:^>

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>say you dont like the switch or dont have a reason to own one
>get swarmed by drones saying you're wrong and that you should buy something you have no interest in
fanboys, not even once

I own a hacked vita

stop stealing

Zelda is the only Switch game I'm even vaguely interested in. I'm not buying a console for one game.

Yeah, bought mine day one. Since I take a bus to work every day, I always have about 20 min to kill - takes me a literal second to put out a hotspot on my phone for Switch and play a few rounds of Splatoon 2.

I buy my games physical, I hacked it so I can emulate

>emulate

YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL

i dont like Nintendo Ips anymore. I only stuck with them for so long because Monster Hunter was on the 3ds. I'll never go back to Nintendo now that world is coming to PC and everything else.

I do evade taxes, so maybe you have a point

what everyone does that

I can't play Xcom 2, Dota 2, Overwatch , Rainbow Six Siege or PUBG on switch.

keep your shitty console.

Lamo

I like mine

I'm not a child

None of those are worth buying an underpowered device for 300 dollars.
All of those games are shit except for maybe one or two.

Ironic post, OP.
It's funny because you are implying that the switch actually has worthwhile games, which it absolutely doesn't.
Go shill this shit somewhere else.

Then I guess I don't like video games.

You're a manchild
stop playing

I'm not 12 anymore, sorry

>Poor battery life
>costs more than consoles that far out perform it
>can melt in dock
>dock and scratch it
>dead pixel and nintendo will do fuck all about it
>no games on it I want

I guess I don't like video games then

Right, you're 13 instead.

Anyone that feels insecure about Nintendo games is a massive beta. You don't have to be some neckbeard that obsesses over Yoshi or some shit, but hating Nintendo because the characters are less realistic is one of the most immature things you could do.

>Has ONE game worth playing at the moment.


Get back to me when it has a decent library of exclusive games,and I will get one.

Calm down your sperglord and learn to realize people cant like everything you like

Norm detected

>No F1
>No Racing Sim in any form

There's my reason, can guarantee others have similar

>look mommy, i posted the smug zelda again!

I'll buy one when it's able to be hacked.

>buy switch
>BotW turns out to be a mediocre pile a shit
>look for other games
>there are none except more Wii U ports and Neo Geo shovelware + indieshit

I don't feel buyer remose because 330€ isn't that much money for me. Still, if I was still a kid/in my teens and the Switch was my only console I'd probably hang myself with the charging cable.

6 pm tomorrow, baby boys.

Has no wortwhile games.

And no, Mario No. 9129472 ain't for me.

I'm not an early adopter cuck, I'll buy one eventually