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>British "cuisine"
>"Hot chips", fish and "chips", "crisps" and the "English Breakfast"

*Vomits*

That is all.

>british food
There is no british food.

>Treating Indian food like it's from another dimension

Um...racist much?

Meanwhile burgerfood is all deep fried. Seriously what is your obsession with frying everything?

no dude britain is filled with pakis not indians get it right

I never realized I have never heard of our tasted British food. I always figured they just copied whatever was the rage in Italy, Spain, or France.

It's france who copied EVERYTHING from United Kingdom you fucktard
United Kingdom food is literally france one but the original one

>toast sandwich
>crisps sandwich

I dont know what people mean by British food other than fish and chips or blood pudding.

SEE

>when someone tries to tell me fish and chips isn't the absolute best meal ever invented
Fry and "steak chip" eating plebeians will never know the joy of a nice mushy fry and a crispy piece of haddock.

I pay 2 quid for a bag of chips bigger than your fucking head, mate. Nobody can beat the chippy on value.

Spotted dick

I'm not British but I went to an all American import shop the other day. Peanut butter and jelly are bad, American cereals are bad and poptarts are bad, however the sour lollies are very sour and this is good.

I can't fucking get enough of Loss

Brits eat this on a weekly basis

I bet you don't even have a sunday roast, lad.

>he doesn't live exclusively off greggs pasties and sausage rolls

holy shit

Those weird fuckers eat eel over there

EEL

>eating Greggs overpriced shite
They don't even make good stuff. Anyone who goes to Greggs is a fucking mong.

Your local bakery is a million times better, and if you're addicted the flavour of trash, you can just go to a supermarket and get it for a tenth of the price.

i like how you cropped it so the loss comment was taken out, so this thread could be an epic reaction image mine when people realized

good job op!

>Fish pie and Admiral pie now give fishing stat boosts in Runescape

neat. Wish they had that when I was still playing

I'm not brit but what's so weird about that? It's just another fish.
You never had eel at a japanese place? It's delicious

Would you like some pudding dear?

i thought they always did that, people used them to get into the fishing guild early

Try it and you'd understand.

Nice deflection but nips have shit food too

I guess I didn't know as much about run, escape, that I thought I did.

Food in runescape is so comfy

You're forgetting roasts, pies and yorkshire puddings senpai.

I wish I had a fish and chips place in Florida, the pub closed down after the bikers firebombed it. I've tried replicating fish and chips but it's not the same.

>the pub closed down after the bikers firebombed it
woah there cowboy, you don't just drop shit like that in the middle of a sentence and then continue on about fish and fucking chips as if that's the most important part

A fry up with hash browns is 10/10 fampai

>It'a shit because it looks icky
How does it feel to have the palate of an 8 year old girl?

>mushy fry
Absolutely disgusting.

Texture is pretty important, and that is definitely some awful texture.

I bet you like firm potato, you cock goblin.

If you like French food, you like British food. Since it's the same fucking thing. The problem is that the English parts of France were lost due to fucking terrible wars and they swallowed up the culture.

British food is everything from what you'd called Chinese to Indian to American. You name it, it's in Britain and has been switched to suit the palete of the country. There is no food you cannot get in the UK. Japanese? Done. Brazilian? Done. Lebanese? Done. Polish? Done. French? Done. Italian? Done. Chinese, Korean, Mongolian, Thai? Done.

When you controlled 25% of the country for 200 years, you get fuck loads of food developed.

I like them crispy. Shoestring is where its at.

Video games.

American ''''cuisine''''.

America doesn't have a 'food' just like Britain apparently doesn't. Hamburgers? German. Fries? Belgian. Pizza? Italian (Or that other claimed place I can't remember right now). So on, so fucking forth.

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>>I like them crispy. Shoestring is where its at.
Yeah, you don't know shit about potato. Crisp is the pleb way to enjoy taters. It's alright for roasties done in goose fat, but it's just straight inferior to a chip. Fries are for morons, they're a low effort way of getting something salty and crunchy out of poor quality produce.

No shut the fuck I’m 1/47th Italian so it’s my food

The user asked for the fucking rundown buddy. I want to know about this SoA episode too.

BRITAIN BTFO BY ANIME.

except nobody in Britain eats marmite on toast with shitty crispy eggs and blood pudding

VIDEO GAMES

UMA

L O L

It's a matter of texture. Soggy is fuckawful.

Is deep fried pepsi just jumps of batter prepared with pepsi instead of water?

This can't be America, everyone is so thin!

>Japanese """cuisine""""

A warlocks chapter has a compound in the backwoods region which is close to my town. They do a bunch of meth business and stuff and apparently the pub owner fucked the son of one of the Bikers. Bikers got mad and also hated homos and burned down the pub. The son was like 20 though so it's such an odd revenge to even go for.

>ill just have a water thanks

Are you aware that you live in a post-modernist novella?

it's explained in the fucking picture

I never said soggy, mate. Don't you think it's a little presumptuous of you to try and argue a point based on something you've never even tasted?

>Warlocks
>Florida
Jesus, I'm surprised the fucking Outlaws haven't ended the lot of them.

>friend goes on a trip to the UK (some city in scotland iirc) for a week
>food is terrible and he has the shits half those days
Fuck that I'm never going there, so glad my country has good food education and culture

>British """""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""

Yeah, I couldn't bear it either.

Retarded british can't into cuisine.

thank god france exists

>mushy
>soggy
>not synonyms

>Irishfag
>visit mate over in Scotland a few times a year
>first thing I always do my first day there is head down to the local caf in the morning to have a full breakfast with these little slices of heaven

Slice truly is the nectar of the gods

This was a few years ago but even then we're far enough away from most places they run through. My town is in that spot of shitty enough there are meth lab raided every month and some murders but not shit enough that it doesn't have a bunch of quaint suburbs and boring strip malls. There are 9 gun stores within a 1 mile radius of each other though. That's still silly to me. Also the giant birds making prehistoric raptor noises and blocking roads all the times is unique I guess.

Sorry I didnt read all five billion signs.

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Is that a bread sammich?
I love those!

>tfw fish and chip stores practically around every corner where I live

>Delicacy
>Consumed frequently
???

>Hamburgers? German
You Yuros are the perfect mix of ignorance and arrogance

>not liking meat pie

I think you meant Ambrosia :)

Not Scotlands fault your m8 has a pansy stomach

This.

Lyon in particular. this town has so many specialties.

>british """"humour"""""

Back the fuck off crisp sandwiches. A beef flavour Space Raiders sandwich is fucking top tier.

This can't be real.

But then again, it's Marvel...

>american """"humour"""""

2 nukes wasnt enough thankfully porn is killing off the japanese population

Technically steak

>Hamburgers? German.
what

>falling for the ruse

Embarrassing.

It's not porn killing off the population, it's that women are getting smarter

>consuming anything except water
you disgust me

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YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF SILLY WALKS, THEY'RE HILARIOUS! THEY ARE WALKING AND IT IS SILLY!

What is it with slants, and torturing animals to death for the sake of a meal?

>eel
>It's just another fish

You realize that eel is a almost purely scavenger, eating mostly carrion?

The best bait for eels are rotting horse head

and I fucking love smoked eel

All french food is delicious. France is the patrician choice when it comes to food. (and a bunch of other stuff)

youtube.com/watch?v=h35gA1UzwZ0

The trick is for your people to think themselves noblety and act like entirely entitled assholes to one another and everyone else at all times; but unlike americans, without trying to hide it or excuse it, which makes it somewhat more acceptable.

why

Rundstück warm is literally the first mention of what we'd call a hamburger. Guess what country? Germany. Even if you wanted to be an utter cunt and claim that's not a hamburger. The next claim of invention is by a Danish immigrant in America. So it's not American. Read a book.

Dunno about japs but chinese believe food tastes better if the animal suffered before death.

Deep friend pizza is actually quite nice. Never tried a deep fried mars bar though. I feel as though I would look like a tourist in my own country asking for one. It also looks gross.

Meat pie is the one thing I'm personally curious about

I'm convinced that radiation did something to the Japanese.

Whats the excuse for the Chinese? They're way worse.