Skyrim belongs to the Nords

Skyrim belongs to the Nords

Actually it belongs to the falmer

Calradia belongs to the Rhodoks

It used to but the dwemer fucked them over.

Skryim belongs to me

No it doesn't you mountain nigger.

>games where you play as a white supremacist were acceptable within the last decade
thank g-d we've evolved from that

Why don't you go fuck your horse you butter nigger?

Hammerfell belongs to the Redguard

>caring about nigger land

>implying I'd ever play or associate myself with sandnigger horsefuckers
Calradia belongs to the nords.

>>Sup Forums you stormtard

t. Sven

Lmao have fun getting buttfucked the second you enter terrain with a slope of less than 40 degrees.
>inb4 "muh crossbows"
Knights can take the beating and huscarls can tank for days. Rhodorks will die in their forts like bitches.

Check out game.
Nords exist in this game as well.

Calradia may belong to you .....for now.

New Vegas belongs to the Legion

Tamriel belongs to Khajiit

Aren't Dwemers the true master race though? No other race has ever matched their technological innovations even after thousands of years of their disappearance. In fact the reason why they disappeared is because they had so much knowledge in them that they were close to becoming a godlike race.

yes yes my good goyim! It belongs to me- I mean... to the Nords!

If it does, why don't you have it?

Nord girls were born to be REDGUARDED

>he doesn't kill every (((Thalmor))) he sees

They're only good at making technology because they were lucky enough to be born underground in a glacier. Check your privelage

I still don't know which side of the civil war winning is the objectively better choice for Skyrim and/or Mankind in general.

Stormcloaks ofcourse.
>ever considering being a thalmor contolled imperial cuck

Can you fucking cucks stay on /gif/ and out of my TES threads. You people are like a disease.

>region is a complete pile of shit
>Nords are dumber than Orcs, who are the actual niggers of the Elder Scrolls universe
>live on boundless archives of Dwermer technology yet still live in mudshacks more than likely made with their own shit
>"""""towns""""" with only 4 homes
the Thalmor can have it

Ulfric was a fucking Thalmor plant. If anyone's a cuck it's that faggot

Skyrim and ALL of Tamriel will soon belong to us you filthy human niggers.

>forgetting the vampire infestation

Anyways, don't give away rightful clay.

He was an extremist agent that indirectly helped and was supported by the Thalmor to alter some events in the region until he broke all ties and actively worked towards their destruction.

Ulfric is the Saddam Hussein of Tamriel

/thread

nice samefag cuck

A few more "victories" like Hammerfell and Cyrodil and the AD problem will solve itself.

T R I G G E R E D

Orcs are more civilized than Nords ironically.
Orsinium alone is larger and more advanced than the snow hut villages Nords call "cities".

>Strong warrior culture
>Adept at killing elves and orcs
>Not corrupted by elven blood like Breton half breeds
>Don't get involved with bullshit Cyrodilic politics like Imperials

There is literally nothing wrong with your daughter marrying a nice young Re'gada bachelor.

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>Side with Stormcloaks and help them win Civil War
>With the Empire weakened humanity has no hope of ever uniting against the Mer menace and Tamriel gets btfo by the Thalmor
>"But at least we get to keep our frozen shithole! Skyrim 4 da nords!!1!"

Thats foh dem sure...

Really? Do they have the receipt?

Empire was already weak and actively pissing off their human provinces by the time the game starts, though.

rather die free than live in chains

KeK

>they had so much knowledge in them that they were close to becoming a godlike race
They tried to use the heart of Lorkhan and disappeared.

>it fucking updated
Dammit Kazerad just start making regular updates. No flash game is worth 2 years of no sadcat.

what it was?

Redguard/Nord couple having sex with the torches unlit for the sole purpose of procreation

Literally a Redguard showing a willing Nord female his traditional ''curved sword''

Empire's hurting. Thalmor's got them Imperials in chains, forcing them to ban Talos and telling them how to run their empire or else. Imperials don't like it, Nords don't like it, but the truth is the Empire's hurting.

And true Nords don't turn their back on a friend when they're hurt.

>Nords too dumb to be of any use to anyone
>Empire is in shambles
>Bretons are dirty half-breeds
Further proof that Redguards are humanity's last hope.

>urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hURRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR MUH UNIFICATION DURRRRRRRRRR

Hope you're this confident when your ''day of the rope'' happens human pieces of shit.

>inb4 Divines send in the Whitestrake

Maybe in the next Elder Scrolls the protagonist will be the incarnation of Hoon Ding, the Yokudan Make Way God, and help make a triple human alliance to take down the Dominion. Though probably while inadvertently knocking down the Adamantia or Orichalc Towers, since Protags accidentally knock down towers every game.

Go away Thalmor cuck

>can't even use TES slurs
Get out, summerfag. It's past your time.

>prisoner's name isn't on execution list
>"prisoner" has commited no cirmes
>eh, kill them anyway
>imperial scum WILL defend this

If this is true, I expect "Move Bitch, Get Out The Way" to be referenced in memes before the end of the week.

Outside of Kuhlman Bethesda's writers hold MK in various states of disdain.
MK states the AD is going to win.
Bethesda's writers are going to go "Not so fast fanfic man"

Kuhlman has lost a few miles off his fastball (Nuka World was his baby) and may retire before TES 6.
Soon C0DA will be relegated to the trash heap of fake histories.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>want to just get it over with so they can execute ulfric quickly
>leave him for last

memepereals are LITERALLY retarded

I sense them and their sympathizers in this thread..

And I'm getting violently angry.

The Empire is disorganized and disorderly as fuck especially the further you get away from Cyrodil.
The Dragonborn is the only one who can whip them back into shape.

Tully was just going to hand Ulfric over after killing his men in front of him.
Tully knows who holds his leash.

Interracial cuck shit

>Elder Scrolls IIIIII: Hammerfell
>Be a prisoner on a slave ship off the coast of Stros M'kai
>Thalmor at war with the Redguards
>After making your way to shore, you discover you have an innate ability for sword-singing
>you later find out you are the Pelinaline, reincarnation of the Whitestrake and it is your duty to remove elf
>You meet the ghost of Frandar Hunding who teaches you how to channel your shehai
>You improve your shehai through discovering "sword walls" scattered throughout the lands
>You team up with the remnants of the ancient Ansei and eventually become their leader
>During the final quest, you walk across the seas to the Summerset Isle, utilize the forbidden Pankratosword and sink the entire Altmer homeland into the depths of the ocean with your mind, creating a tidal wave so devastating that it destroys the Direnni Tower and floods half of Tamriel

>ulfric
>thalmor ally

im not even a stormcuck but people saying this shit still triggers me. get some reading comprehension

>caring about the civil war at all
>not just wandering the land profiteering off of the conflict in a survival horror sexventure

We aren't even playing the same game

MJOLL BELONGS TO ME

>jew thinks they deserve skyrim
pitiful goyim, us reptile people control all of tamriel

>dude porn mods lmao!!! xD
Fuck off to /tesg/, the adults are talking here.

>this
>play as a high elf
AHAHAHAHAAA

There is LITERALLY no race on Tamriel that can match our beauty you human filth

No he isn't working for the Thalmor, but he is an "uncooperative asset" which means he's easy to manipulate, but he'll never willingly help the Thalmor.

Fuck, if he ever learned hes a Thalmor puppet he'd have the most epic of meltdowns.

>t. triggered white boi
Your own women hate your limp dick whitey, have fun raising tyrones son. At least he will have an actual dick instead of this oversized clit that white """men""" call dick.

Literally a drag queen

>bunch of hardly-trained imperial guards can't even kill a single fucking dragon with the best equipment in the legion

absolute fucking joke

wood elves exist, you fucking piss-skinned, pointy eared wanker

So many people forget the Night of Green Fire, when those Thalmor bastards wiped out hundreds of their Altmer brothers. It wasn't enough to drive out the Altmer they deemed "deviant", they chased them into Hammerfell and murdered them all, down to the last child.

The first land the Thalmor ever invaded was their own, and Divines willing, I'll see them driven out and the pride and honor of my people restored.

Anneke's mine, i'm going to fuck her in front of her husband, then get her daughter in on the action.

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Dunmer qts > all tbqh

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Those stretched textures are just ugly. And you can see how the vanilla armor skeleton is trying to adhere to the modded skeleton. 0/10 poor modding work.

What's in them?

Here's my tier of races by the females:
Nords
Wood Elves
Breton
Redguard
Dumner
Imperial
Thalmor
Kahjit
Orks
Wrinkly Lizard People

I don't understand why armor and clothing are made for ittybitty tiddies.

>zandatsu dragons
>searches skyrim for armstrong
>fights cyborg guards insulting him for losing his sweet rolls

>Disrespecting your soon to be rulers
B L A S P H E M Y

>mfw no cute Dunmer gf ;_;

they're about as sexy as a human centipdede made up of black leprous midgets

Sweet Jesus that manface is disgusting.

>Top 3
>Nords
>Wood Elves
>Breton
Patricians taste

Because those people actually have taste. It's no wonder why all the gigantic titty mods looks like shit.

very nice

What would be the appropriate slur in this case?
What are other slurs from TES series?

t. a fucking n'wah who only played morrowind for like 5 hours

Modern men no longer desire large breasts

>>You improve your shehai through discovering "sword walls" scattered throughout the lands

You know, small "Memory Stones" that contain the knowledge to perform sword techniques already exist in the lore and have been used by Hoondings in the past.

Might makes Right
to deny this is to deny reality