What are some video game facts that everyone else is too stupid to know or understand?

What are some video game facts that everyone else is too stupid to know or understand?

Melee>Brawl and sm4sh

If you want a game that isn't completely frustrating and has satisfying combos

That first person shooters are essentially a shitty game of tag

JRPGs are not really RPGs.

No they're JRPGs

The reason why MMOs and WoW in particular are shit is because they made everything trivial, the less complex a game is the less you can enjoy it's content.

I don't want combos though.

zelda!!

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>JRPG

John
Ringo
Paul
George

Have fun playing as 3 characters since the rest suck too much ass to use

>paying 5 dollary doos a month for Hyde Wars
sorry Sammy boy not gonna happen

Mario World is better than Mario 3

TES are actual rpg's while Witchers are action adventure games

user lock your doors they're coming for you now that you know

They can't kill me

Bethesda have never made a good game

i hope you're right

The fact that Sonic Heroes exists. Every video that goes over the downfall of Sonic 99.9% of the time talks about Sa2 and then skips over to Shadow or 06. Are they even trying?

Pre-order and DLC are the reason why this gen sucks

YAWN SLEEPIN ALL DAY HAD A GOOD SNOOZE

I'd add always-on DRM to that as well but it's correct either way

Shinji Mikami made sure RE4's control scheme was carefully refined to bring the resident evil feel into 3rd person. The movement adds suspense and the shaky aiming added pants-shitting tension when you were cornered. Developers refuse to add any depth to aiming mechanics nowadays because most people are inept to get past a learning curve.

All consoles have video games. Doesn't matter what console they're on, they're still video games. Video games are meant to be played and enjoyed, not treated like a bargaining chip for childish console warring toddlers. No console is the same, they're all different. Doesn't matter which one has the highest specs. What matters is if their games are fun. If they are, then why argue at all? Why talk down on another system? They all have fun games. Don't restrict yourself to a single or two consoles just because the internet deluded your mind with memes.

PC, (old) Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are console creators everyone should be supporting. If you console war, you have a tiny brain and are pathetic.

What about if you support one console over another because of that companies' business practices?

This

He said it's optional if you want to contribute then that's up to you

Mozart is still alive

Could he be?

Who gives a shit about business practices? Video games aren't politics unless a developer injects their personal beliefs in the game. In that case, just don't buy it. The main head honcho themselves on the other hand, such as Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo, who fucking cares? I don't give a shit what they do as a business. I just want to play their fun games like a normal person. I'm not entitled to anything, I buy if I think a game is fun, I don't care who it's from. Unless it's bioware or ubisoft.

>move cursor on guy
>click mouse

wow, amazing gameplay!

This.

Sonic Heroes was the first game I bought with my own money. I thought I was really disappointed because I had payed $50 and it didn't even live up to the questionable Adventure games.

Only later did it really settle in just how shit it was.

I love playing Skyrim: Special Edition and I can't wait to buy it for the Nintendo Switch so I can play it on the go!

Ness = John
Paula = Yoko
Jeff = Paul
Poo = George
The dog = Ringo