Why don't you own a Switch

Why don't you own a Switch

No games.

waiting for christmas because

Waiting for the Odyssey bundle to come out since it's the only game worth getting on the whole system

I have two

Why is this shilling allowed on Sup Forums?

Only botw and Mario are any good on that list. And 2 games isn't ever enough to justify spending money on an overpriced children's toy. Plus there are zero good games coming out.

I do own one. I play mostly indie shit on it though. At least until Mario.

Give me that Metroid 5 Kirby and Smash 5 first first

waiting for odyssey

Two of those games I can buy for the Wii U.

...

Because I'm not 10 years old.

Edgy

I already have a WiiU, with Zelda and Mario Kart 8.

because none of those games interest me

If being a 26 year old man with a mortgage and not playing little kids games is edgy then I guess so.

The only good game out of that lot is available for Wii-U as well. Might as well grab one while the prices are dropping and forget about the Switch.

Doesn't have any games I want.

I do

>great game, but on Wii u as well
>$60 DLC
>LOL you're fucking joking, right?
>literally a remake of a game 3 years old.

Where's the games?

>>LOL you're fucking joking, right?
You don't actually have anything to use against it, do you? This one stands out among the other complaints you have.

Wow you gently put your switch in the trash bin and picked it up after taking the pic. So epic.

I played breath of the wild on my wii u and it was a let down, the dungeons felt like they just asked the interns to put them together for the last minute. I play zelda for dungeons not for open world garbage.

But Sup Forums you told me no one bought a WiiU why should I care its on there?

*goldface loudly*

BLOODBORNE HAHAHHAA

*try to get a gf so he get cucked*

>omits the cum rags touching it

Everything except oddesy is on Wii u. And I do own a switch.

oh no I have to lick the delicious semen off the switch when I take it out of the bin oh no

The good games are already on Wii U, when it gets SMT V and Metroid Prime we can talk.

I can't afford it and apparently it's hard to find based on all the videos & threads I've seen on it. It's gonna be really fucking shitty having to wait a long ass time to play Odyssey while others are enjoying & posting stuff about it.

because odyssey isint even out yet, mario kart is literally just a deluxe edition port, splatoon 2 is splatoon 1 with a new paint job, and zelda is the only thing of note there

>implying Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Splatoon 2 and Breath of The Wild aren't worth it

Breath of the Wild is not a Switch game, it's a Wii U game.

>MK8 Deluxe
already played it on Wii U
>Splatoon 2
maybe after it gets a few more maps and playable Octolings
>BOTW
CEMU

Oh?

Mario isn't out yet

>Already played it on Wii U
No, you didn't MK8 Deluxe isn't on Wii U
>maybe after it gets a few more maps and playable Octolings
Fair enough.
>CEMU
Theft.

>implying splatoon

They need to a release the Mario Galaxy games on the Switch e-shop or a physical box collection, I just want to replay them without rebuying a Wii and playing in 480p.

>Port
>Port disguised as a sequel
>not out yet
>port

That said, I didn't get a wii u so I did actually get a switch. Surely they won't port all this shit a third time right?

>best buy charged back my mario odyseey bundle

WTFFFFFFFFF

Only game I'm interested in is Odyssey and maybe Splatoon 2. Not worth buying yet.

All these ports and they haven't done the most important one yet, Smash 4

>No, you didn't MK8 Deluxe isn't on Wii U
I own MK8 and all the DLC for it, Deluxe doesn't offer enough new content for it to be a worthwhile purchase
>Theft
BOTW is not worth paying $60, let alone a $300 console for. I'll wait for the inevitable sequel that irons out all the flaws and is closer to the previous games

too expensive for the shit it is

>port
>port
>not out
>port
Wow, really nice system.
You also can post neo-geo roms for 60$.

Different user but it at least offers a battle mode. Like a proper one. That being said I own a switch with BOTW and its been collecting dust this whole time. I just can't justify paying so fucking much for games and controllers so I can do multiplayer on shit