Which Zelda iteration is your favorite?

Which Zelda iteration is your favorite?

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that fucking midna

tumblr """artists""" need to be taken out back and shot

I like midna but fuck man why do tumblr """artists""" exist?

There's plenty of fat girls in Zelda already that had important roles.

That Zelda on the right looks cool though

That's hot!

So is this the fat Midna thread?

she looks like a black tranny

That'd be the only way to redeem this thread anyway, that fanart is atrocious

I think she is suppose to look like this.

*sigh*
*unzips dick*

Correct.

Hey you fuck, I was going to post that.

I have good news for both of you.

Degenerates. All of you.

hahahahhahahaha

I prefer this iteration

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what would you do if you had 24 hours with imp midna who also shares your fetish?

where's my thicc tall midna?

Two questions, can there be multiple fetish's, secondly, can she change her form by will and heal really fast?

does that mean you want thicc true form Midna or giantess imp midna?

I only have the former, but I wish more of the latter existed

I suppose so, but something tells me your other fetishes are very degenerate

>does that mean you want thicc true form Midna
that, although that pic isn't very good.

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Navelfucking followed by cuddling

Tell you the truth it would be a shorter list for me to make the fetishes I don't have.

I agree, she needs to be much fatter.
Something along the lines of 's butt and the combined size of and 's gut

i wish i was shota link and midna raped me by pressing her gut up against my dick

Kinda like this?

Post supersized Zelda too while you are it.

I have this, sorry, I like Imp more

she'd be skinny to start, so you'd have to spend the whole day stuffing her face if you want to get any chub on her

tell me what you'd want to do then

Yes, albeit in true form.
the best

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Best body type.

Tall, wide, and deep?

gaga

If my taste is so good then why does no one draw it?
;-;

WHAT IF WE WUZ POLITICALLY CORRECT AN DIVERSE AN SHEEET

Curvy but a bit of belly pudge. A woman should always be shapely but also soft.

thiccest midna in the thread, watch out

Gotta spam/commission LK about it

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Well, if you insist. I would start off by chopping off her arms and legs, then proceed to tie her up by her stumps and common bondage in the air, then I would proceed to put two tubes in her anus and her mouth, and turn them on with lard buckets flowing through the tubes, as that is happening, I would put my dick inside her expanding belly, and fuck her naval, after almost getting crushed by her belly, then untie her stumps, at this point she will be immobile and unable to move. Then I would remove the anus hose, and replace it with beads, then use the rest of the day fucking the shit out of her

>LK
Is that an artist or...

Well, he asked you for it

b-blue board...

Because everything in life is destined to disappoint us.

He asked and I told him. I also spoiled it so others dont have to see.

But... why would you need to cut her limbs off when she's going to be immobile anyway?
That just seems... unnecessary.

that's even worse than that LoZ AU made by Aaron Diaz

Yeah, I'd blame him for a good portion of the belly button fucking stuff out there, either by having drawn it or inspired it.

>you will never tastefully plump up Zelda until she's a chubby princess who loves her chubbier and more rotund form

So I can play with her limbs.

why black guys like fat chicks so much?

They work better when they're attached, don't they?

does he have a tumblr or something? mind linking it?

Could you fuck off with your shitposting with blacks? Like seriously, join in or fuck off.

I'm white though

Tastefully plump up?

fuck I need to post some fat zelda but I don't have any
why do I have more fat link in my folders but not fat zelda, fuck

I don't think you understand when I said play with them.

nsfwlk.tumblr.com

Just gently overfeeding her and encouraging her to eat more then what she needs; extra servings of sweets, pastries, etc..

Got you covered.

Probably means something like her gaining weight without going ridiculous mode obese. Imagine OoT, TP, or BoTW Zelda with maybe an extra 25-30 lbs of weight, that would be cute.

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Hold 'em up and do a morbid puppet show? Model gloves and shoes on 'em?
Use them as lawn decorations around Halloween?

I can't really think of a lot of other things to do with those.

t. butthurt niggo

I'm white and I like fat girls.
Well, to be more specific, I like fat 2D girls. Fat 3D girls usually look gross. So I'd rather just a somewhat plump 3D girl.

>25-30
50-80*
Going from sticc to slightly larger than normal does not a plump make

Post fat Link

Please don't. Fags ruin enough threads by posting Link.

just this once, okay? no more from me

Like removing the bone, having a nice saggy flashlight.

Skinny girls with big bellies > blobs

I'd love to tell you that that isn't how limbs work, but neither does the rest of the hypothetical.

Now we're talking

That's why there fetishes my friend.

Post more

More like this pls.

That's all I have at the moment

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Because most of them are in the south and southern guys love fat chicks.

Oh sweet jesus these threads are always great

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