Dude turn your mic on

>dude turn your mic on

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>tfw all these post op trannies will get busted when voicechat is integrated in-game :^)

goddamn I love bushy eyebrows

>hear black guy
>"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IT'S TRUMPS AMERICA NOW GO HOME YOU MELON FUCKING CHICKEN EATING NIGGER"

They always get butthurt and block me too.

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what was meant here?

>turn mic on
>Oh you sound so cute user! Do you crossdress?

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shit i forgot my cross-board linking meme

whatever fuck it

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Turn it on, you fucking pussy

Had a guy do this to me once. I recorded it, and sent it to his employer.
He stopped working there. It was pretty strange.

>not having a soundboard of big boss quotes to stand in for you on hand at all times

Are you a fucking troglodyte or something, you piece of shit?

Post op trannies will have girl voices..

Why don't people who play online games want to use a mic? Isn't the point of multiplayer to play with other people and be social?

sauce plz

lmao, no one believes this

not if they're lazy and don't practice, practice, practice

I just want to observe other people being social a bit without participating too much.
It helps me remember how real people are like.

>nah I'm fine

>Play game that has voice chat built in the game
>People are talking with each other
>During the match, occasionally play annoying music and sounds to piss people off
>They never find out

>Things that never happen

but real people are fucking awful. I do require interaction though, which is why I occasionally come to Sup Forums to let off some steam

In order to get bottom surgery you need to have been living full time as a girl for at least 12 months -- In the US. Even longer for EU, like 24 or 36.

To become post op you need to already have a girl voice.

my dumb friend is trans and he isn't fooling anybody, trust me.
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lmao this guy is fucking retarded

None of you freaks sound like actual girls and you're instantly recognizable on a mic.

Happens to me every time I open my mouth. It's either that or countless "fag" remarks

How is that tranny stuff coming along? I considered it as a teenager, but I wasn't sure... I'm 22 now and consider it at least once a week. I don't think I want surgery though

>"dude turn your mic on"
>start playing hyper-scat fetish audio in team-chat

see

>talking to someone on the phone at work
>thank them for there time
>they say "good bye mam"

Its not fair

I've had this happen face to face just because I have long hair!

Sounds like a generic woman narrator/teacher.

Just isn't anime girl voice.

>be me
>be an actual irl girl
>get told i sound like a little boy on the mic
>every time i ever talk to anyone in left 4 dead or call of duty i get told to graduate kindergarten
>dont really claim im a girl or anything
>at first it doesnt bother me i actually enjoy not having to deal with the attention
>but then a guy at the office i call calls me 'sir' on the phone
>i pick up the gun and contemplate hard

I don't even own a mic.

I want a cute shota gf

Fuck me daddy

>"You can't play with us if you don't have a mic"
Well fuck you too

Keep in mind that's a line hes been practicing for months. Please don't encourage him hes already spent 80 grand of his dads money on surgery.

faggots

hey bb want me to mating press you or something?

Is all this just a meme, or are there this many sissies on Sup Forums?

Can you introduce me to her (him) so I can date them

I dunno about memes, but I know I'm a total sissy myself

>dude it's your mic mom

some of us are sissies mentally, but don't look cute or girly
it's possible

There's 3 main faggots
Animegirlsniffinghair fag
! Fag
And dragon dildo fag
They're all 3 slutty personalityless retards and the first has a boyfriend

>turn mic on
>get hit on because grill
>brap on mic until it stops

>inb4 animegirlsniffinghair.jpg

I hope you saved the other image, user.

It's part of a set.

I'm surprised any of my wipesweat collection caught on but I'm glad it's Eustace.

>talk on mic
>friends imply that i am a homosexual sissy
>don't dispute it

he got a boyfriend immediately after transitioning its outrageous. Sorry.

Sissies are actually worse than girls. They're so fucking slutty it's incredible.

>No

I want my friends to all take advantage of me

yup, its a sad state of living when its easyer to just change into a women then keep suffering as a man

uuugh fucking toxic reported you just go reported for being toxic so toxic uuhhggh

It's literally just a dude putting on a voice.
Jesus fuck.

>tfw in these late night sissy threads all the time and don't shitpost hard enough to get called out
I want my friends to fight over me and choose the best one

I hate you for playing with the weak fragile hearts of others.
A sissy broke my heart. Now I hate all of them. I wish there was a sissy convention to bomb

as a tranny... yeah no, not if you dont practice hella, I've been voice chatting with strangers for forever and everyone has thought i was just an effeminate faggot up until a couple months ago when people started thinking I was a girl. most trannies have terrible voices

So just shitposting, then. I just want a qt gf (male).
I've got em both, they just work.

Will you be my girlfriend
I'll treat you right I promise

Well, DO you crossdress?

You shouldn't want them to fight, you'll ruin your group. Just be an eager cumdump for all of them so you all get closer as friends!

>playing with people's emotions
I wouldn't do that, the moment you imply there's a chance you need to make a decision, anything else is just mean
how old were you when you started transitioning

Please tell me you run on clean burning propane.

Can we be friends so I can fall in love with you please
Discord?
Steam?
Psn?

I DO, but it doesn't mean they gotta ask that!

>.>
dunno about that tbqhf i enjoy these threads but the kind of people that go into them aren't really the people i'd want to socialize with if you understand what i'm saying

natural gas

>tfw no friend like this
Hurts a little bit.

Can't we try out friendship? Not even plan any romance. I just need a friend. Please

Hwat the fuck is wrong with you?

>hey get on mic
>plugging in my mic shortcircuits my computer

There isn't a Strickland propane within 500 miles on me.

Yeah. That's probably the one he thought sounded best. 80k in and his base voice is still male as it gets.

idk user ur kind of scaring me

i don't erp

I don't want erp
I don't want sex or anything .I just want a friend please no nudes or erp or lewd or anything just friendship

Well, are you cute?

what games do you play

POST PICSSSS

I like role playing games but recently titanfall 2 and yakuza kiwami. I am waiting for ddda to come out on ps4, and also drv3 and chaos;Child.

I've been told that by lots of people yes! What does that gotta do with it?!

>someone says something
>I want to chime in
>say something loudly into my mic
>realise after a moment that it's push-to-talk so nobody heard me except my next door neighbour
>it's too late to say it on ptt now without it feeling forced and awkward

all these tranny faggots make me realize that half the stuff i found funny before probably wasn't ironic and now i'm sickened

>tf2
wait a minute...you're not in /tfg/ are you

>only use voice chat to yell at the cunts on my team
>frequently get hate mail in response
>send them 5 minute long recorded ramblings on how much of a cocksucker they are and how many farm animals their mother pleasured that morning

He went all the way to fucking South Korea and spent two weeks in a hotel there for the voice surgery too. His laugh is horrific, I wish I had a clip of it.

No only generals I've been a regular in were dragon ball and Persona

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Well, if it quacks like a duck and it looks like a duck...

okay, pee cee or piss4

Is this the "Stupid things I said as an egg" thread on Sup Forums instead of /lgbt/?

Right now just ps4, ps3 ps2 ps vita 2ds and a laptop

>egg
>implying i haven't come to terms with it

Yes they're RIGHT when they say it, but it puts me on the spot And gets me hard!

Ian ! Stop browsing these threads and come out of your room

why are these threads allowed?

terrible thread

gays

>things that happened

>talk on the mic
>"hey, you totally could be my sissy bf!"