What spiels are popular in Deutsches Reich?

What spiels are popular in Deutsches Reich?

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any degenerate game
Ubisoft, EA, Activision, etc
Even brazilians have better taste

Shoah simulators.

Fifa
Work Simulators
Tripple A shit

Send help.

Is that real
Hilarious

>*even brazilians taste better

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>fifa
fucking hate this shit, because i can 100% confirm it.
cant even talk about anything else on my workplace or im getting laughed at.

forced meme, nobody outside of the hueland cares about this.

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Its like leading a double life.
I completely avoid talking about games irl. If its not fifa, people will look at you funny in germany.

Why would anyone cosplay Merkel?

Ex-Aid walking on stage cracks me up. He looks so fucking smug.

the german who plays videogames is either a poor taste teenager who plays fifa, the fotm fps, gta v and whatever aaa game he gets his hands on, a 12 year old who exclusively plays minecraft and rocketleague and thinks these are the best games ever made or a middle aged man who plays work simulators in his cuck shed because he can't enough from work

Vote afd problem solved

Please get me out of here i need help, i can't hide my powerlevel all the time for the rest of my life.

"The Islam Shitskin Cuckoning" and then there is also "Ja Ja Fickificki: Wir Make Europe Kaputt Again III"

Fuck that noice, ALL partys have supporters that wanted to see vidya get banned completely.

tfw no Poppy cosplayer

>"hey user, are you playing your japanese shit again?"
>"why do you play on a switch? its for babies."
>"play destiny 2 or fifa with us, its fun."
>"yeah, im going to buy assassins creed origin and star wars battefront 2, they look so awesome."

German here. Last game I finished was Nier.

This is too real

Theres a guy in Berlin that really likes Titanfall 2 on PC. He also owns a Switch.

are you a weab? what other nip games you played? i played nier like ages ago, just ordered the new juan

wow germany is so weird surely it can't be like this anywhere else in the world so unusual

>tfw the Chancellor still hasn't unlocked other taunts and has to stick with her finger triangle one throughout all her photos

>that white woman trying to cosplay as dva
Kek

There are no fighting game players in germany. Why is that? Tekken used to be the shit here

she's a spic

I like Nintendo, Kojima and Platinum games, but never watched a single anime in my life.

You tell me where that places me on the weeb spectrum.

This is all gamers in germany.
The old kinda nerds died out/ have been pressured into working 70 hours per week.

All the same shit that is popular in the US, except you swap out Madden/NFL with Fifa.

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It makes you one of the few people that actually like videogames.

werkspielen

automotive engineer simulator 2017

>When you're close enough to strangle the woman who threw Germany and the rest of Europe to the dogs, but know the security will dump your ass in a shallow grave if you try.

(((((((((white)))))))))

youtube.com/watch?v=hyrUMvTgSgE

you know she had to do it to em

the people at gamescom actually weren't allowed to use microphones whilemerkel was there because she had some ailment that affected her ears

EVERYBODY SHUT UP! THE PERSON THAT WOULD RATHER SEE US ALL WORK ALL DAY AND QUIT OUR DUMB CHILDISH HOBBY HAS ARRIVED!

cucks

I'm amazed that Merkel hasn't been killed yet

Literally everyone loves merkel. Only Sup Forums hates her because theyre cucks.

But I voted for AfD today and haven't spent a single minute on Sup Forums

>Only Sup Forums hates
Pretty sure the rape victims hate her too.

Oh, so Germans are autistics who can't see a soulless bug woman when she runs their country.

It's because people hate her so much they don't even want to bother with the mental energy to think about it

So she's a monster because she wants to help people from war torn countries? Mostly are women and children so whats the problem?

haha le shitpost

Your bait would've been efficient if not for that too-obvious women and children bit.

t. brasilian

Now seriously. Merkel is doing a good job accelerating the destruction of Fake Germany. The faster the better. It is needed to people open their eyes and realize the Führer was right.

Ah, yes, because that black-haired idiot who slaughtered millions of whites was so much better.

Fifa, GTA on consoles.
ASSFAGGOTS and CS on PC.
Germans playing Simulators is a meme, it´s mostly old people that play these games. Old people are also the only demographic that still orders PC games off Amazon, that´s why those games always top the charts.

Jews don´t see themselves as white though

Why isn't she playing Papers Please?

What character is that ugly bitch in the front cosplaying as? The evil genius from Evil Genius?

Good thing I wasn't talking about Jews then.

People die in wars you know.

poles arent white either

Do it mario, you have to save europa

Maybe don't start wars then.

Germanic savages are not white either. I struggle to remember the last time these subhumans weren't trying to destroy Europe.

Poland attack first you know. They were getting uppity and got their shit pushed in. Then the anglos declared war on Germany cause they were jealous trash.

Sup Forumstards fuck off

I voted CDU today btw

>Merkel pushing "hobbies" for dumbfucks to distract themselves with while their country is being overrun by millions of shitskins

Have fun playing Overwatch™ Hans, don't pay any attention to the news or become politically active, just stay in your little bubble and don't breed.

t. lefty/pol/ cretin

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>autistic screeching
>everyone but Sup Forums

>CDU
>lefty

Anyone outside of Sup Forums would laugh at you for that statement. They're the definition of centre-right. Merkel even voted against gay marriage.

>Kamen Rider Ex-Aid is in the corner
who knew the germans liked Kamen Rider?

>implying I know or care about germanistan meme parties

only reason she'd vote against gay marriage is to appease her muslim pets

>Merkel even voted against gay marriage.
Because she knew it will pass anyway. She said and did a lot of populist shit to get them votes.

Deliberately letting a million brown people into your country in one year doesn't seem very conservative to me.

Germany got overrun by slavic immigrants decades ago. Nobody cares any more. The only people who are screeching about the new immigrants, are the immigrants from czechoslovakia, poland, and ex-yugoslavia who arrived 1 generation ago, and think that makes them permanent indigenous residents that have more of a right to be in germany than the immigrants coming now.

>please vote for me kids

t. abdulla ibn-al explosion

its what most of the major parties and opinion polls wanted at the time, she was just bowing to opinion polls

I'll never get over Ex-aid being in the corner.

It's the illuminati triangle.

I will never not love this image, for the plain reason that a KR cosplayer managed to get in a photo next to the chancellor of Germany with all the other characters and no one batted an eyelid or noticed that he technically wasn't vidya.

Wait are germans the elves or dwarves of reality?

Working Simulator 2017
best thing you can play after a hard day of work

The true whites attacked Germany and won because they were the superior men. Deal with it.

You tell me.

But that's Bongland, user.

In the German version the presenter is black, too.

Subtitles would have made this a lot better, because I have no idea what the fuck he's doing.

damn I must have missed that show. was it pay-tv only?

Now I know why people are so desperate for climate change to be real. Humanity needs to be purged.

>bongs are forced to pay TV licenses
>this shows

Nah, Channel 4 in the UK. They have the whole series on-demand on their website.

channel4.com/programmes/naked-attraction

different network

still awful, god i hope i die soon

Damn how can i even compete?

>there are people who unironically don't want islamic Sharia law to conquer the west

too bad mudshits are just as fucking degenerate what with the child rape regardless of gender.

What about Gothic oldfags?

That webm is a swede
You're fake news

>2 million brown people in 10 years
>20 million white people in last 20 years
Just kys

Or you're a university student and people argue who gets to play mario kart with you on your switch on the bus drive to meran

I dont know what to believe anymore.
if Sup Forums is not telling the truth anymore, what can I believe then? :/

what are you trying to say even?