Nintendo is now 128 years old

>Nintendo is now 128 years old

happy birthday!

>tfw in 128 years, Nintendo has made more perfect boys than any other company ever
Feels good

>It's actually true
What the fuck

Common knowledge user. Nintendo has been around forever.

>square root of 128 is 64
>Nintendo 64
Holy shit

NINTENDO WON

happy birthday

fucking underage

I bet you don't even know about how they ran sex hotels

doomed since 1889

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>square root of 128 is 64

>64x64=128
Hmmm..

>Not releasing Mario 128 this year

Wtf Nintendo

go back to school

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NOOOOOOO NINTENDO SHOULD BE DEAD BY NOW
THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE BANKRUPT AND GOT BOUGHT BY SONY TO MAKE GAMES EXCLUSIVELY FOR PS4

>>square root of 128 is 64

>I-I was only pretending guys!

That's Odyssey.

BRAAAAAAP

oh fuck

>128 years old
>hasn't made a single video game to top Bloodbourne

Tick-tock, Nintendo.

>128 different possessions

Fun fact: despite over a decade of apparent "sonydomination" it took 17 years for the Playstation division to have a single more profitable year than Nintendo.

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You think with all that age and wisdom, they would know how to make a successful and powerful console to compete with Sony. Although I guess they started as a toy factory, and will remain as such forever.

Now it's the same age as the kids who like their games lol

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Peach is the best

>Nintendo's been making video games for two centuries
Amazing.

Nintenbros are 128 years old?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>square root of 128 is 64

And yet your precious $ony is still making knockoffs of Nintendo's products. They recently patented pic related.

Go back to bed, Alex Jones.

Another angle of the $ony $witch

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and another

It'll be nice to have actual 60FPS@1080p on the go with good battery rather than whatever SD resolution the Switch offers.

>Sony even attempting to get back into the handheld market
>After the Vita
I would think they're not THAT stupid.

It would also cost nearly twice as much as the Switch as well.

>60FPS
>1080P
>Portable
>Good Battery

Pick two.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FACELESS MEGA CORPORATION!!!!

>implying $ony can do that without it costing $1000
The Switch runs Mario Kart 8 deluxe at 1080p60.

Someone didn't watch enough Wayside.

>he doesn't remember the founding of nintendo
fucking underage

Wrong company, user.

Not at all, their face died a while ago.

>He's never used Nintendo's original product.

Reggie’s still alive though.

>tfw my 3DS references Nintendo's history

Their new face is Koizumi.

The Mario themed set is great.

Switch shill thread. MODS

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128 years of being doomed.

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