My roommate got a Switch today and started Zelda. He hasn’t moved from that corner in hours

My roommate got a Switch today and started Zelda. He hasn’t moved from that corner in hours.

Is Zelda this good?

unironically yes

Who the fuck has roommates? Who the fuck sits in a corner criss cross applesauce Indian style and plays a portable handheld with only 1 game on it?

I haven't moved from my chair in more than just hours and I'm not even having fun.
The fuck is so special about that corner

Why the fuck is he sitting on the floor

Exploring is addicting

man children

>Take a picture of your friend and post it on Sup Forums

I would seriously hurt my friends if I found out they did this to me.

>criss cross applesauce Indian style

Are you a fucking faggot?

>shoes indoors
Do Americans REALLY Do This?

Nice reddit repost

Yes. The start of the game sucks you in like a child. You're just eager to see what this world holds in store.

Whether or not you like it, that's on you.

Maybe you should fucking ask him yourself. How fucking beta are you?

Tell him to get a new haircut, it really accentuates his balding

Fucking this.
Why do people do this?

is your roommate DSP?

Your friend looks like a sissy cuck.

The answer is obviously yes, for him at least, most people probably wouldn't find it that interesting.

Also your rommate is fat and balding.

yes we can all see that he is white ok

only the unkept faggots who weren't raised properly

Nobody really gives a shit in the US. Some people take their shoes off, others don't

I got it on the wiiu and played it for 12 hours every day untill i finished it.

>wearing shoes in the house

White people baka.

OBSESSED

It's comfortable sometimes, but primarily when I am in my basement which has tile floors and is kinda dirty I wear my sneakers.

I wish I had a roommate like yours.
I had mine where he invited his GF to move in his room without telling me. And, she drove me insane.

Depends entirely on the owner of the house. Usually when you enter, they will ask you to take off your shoes if that's what they want. If they don't say anything, it's commonplace for the guest to ask if they need to take their shoes off.

>"""""people"""""

>is kinda dirty
So clean your shit, jesus Christ man.

The battery only lasts about 2 hours so he hasn't been there for too long.

People with hygiene care. I don't want filthy fucking faggots wearing shoes in my house. I've only ever been to one person's house in my entire life where they wore shoes inside, and guess what, they were gross people.

Why don't you have a job?

Did she try to grab your dick user?

It's true. It was quite a culture shock for me.

Only obsessive compulsives will wall to wall white carpet make people take their shoes off. Most people will look at you funny if you asked then to, especially if you have pets.

Ain't my house, only crashing for about one more month, but I basically live in a walk in closet and stay in the basement to play vidya since I can't hookup a TV in the closet.

Do you happen to live in the deep South or in a ghetto? Fucking gross

I've been asked to take my shoes off by people who have pets. I did it because i mean, they're just shoes, but usually nobody says anything

Americans are basically animals.

You must be living in a shitty part of the country then. No shame in that.

why do you have a job?

I don't because fuck stepping in piss and drool. Doubly so if they have young children. Also unlacing and relacing boots is a fucking cunt.

>stepping in piss and drool
Youre a fucking idiot
>unlacing and relacing boots is a fucking cunt
Probably because you have to call your mom to do it for you.

I literally wouldn't let you inside my house you filthy fucking degenerate

So I can afford the switch and not have to endure Zelda on an inferior console.

I like your friend op

It's cute that you're making a non issue into something. And by cute I mean you sound helpless.

>buying a switch for one game

I played the game i wanted to play with the hardware i already got and saved $400

>you sound helpless
You can't even tie your fucking shoes

What happened to white men?

Yeah, but did you play it on a dirty, crowded bus like it was MEANT to be played? Didn't think so.

>image deleted
What the fuck happened

I'm not taking them off in your nasty house with your cheap carpet. Enjoy vacuuming when I leave.

Here ya go

See

I like you. You and your boots are welcome on my carpet any time

i played it in my dark and dirty living room all alone.

I think that counts

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>I'm not taking them off in your nasty house with your cheap carpet. Enjoy vacuuming when I leave.
Like I said I wouldn't let you in. The real issue here is that you have literally 0 manners or respect, less than that of a dog because you can train a dog. I'd keep you outside and would make you eat off the ground like the animal you are.

That looks uncomfortable as fuck.

OK but did you have your shoes on? That's the only thing that matters here in this thread

i think i didn´t wear shoes in the last 3 weeks

Kek you must smell bad

>not wearing shoes makes you smell bad
nani

do you need your hiking boots to get to your shower nigger?

>roommate
But user, you need to be at least eighteen years old to post on this website.

I made it my mission to trigger the children of ocd single moms because they do this dumb shit but don't even have toilet slippers.

That picture reminds me of this fat guy that I know who wears nothing but overalls. No shirt underneath, not even underwear

>doesn't have a job
>hasn't put on shoes in nearly a month aka doesn't go out
>plays video games for 12 hours a day
When you put piece together the way this man lives, you fucking retards, it's almost guaranteed that he smells like shit.

>tfw no gamer roommate

i may be a lazy fuck but not a smelly one

Send a pic of your smells and I'll be the judge bitch

...

>tfw I haven't bathed in 2 weeks
>tfw I can smell my balls through my pants
>tfw I can smell my feet when stretched out
I'm probably going to bathe soon though. My ass is starting to itch really bad

>>tfw I can smell my balls through my pants
>>tfw I can smell my feet when stretched out
it's disgusting but also kinda hot

my feet are the worst offenders

Not him, but I live quite similarly yet shower once or twice a day.

Do you self a favor and go shower literally right now. You'll feel good about it I promise. You can even jerk off in the bathroom to make it worth your while!

>not being in a university

Hello, Mr Burgerman, one large mcbeef with fries. Make it quick, kid.

Keep joking. I hope you enjoy the burger on your next burger

Honest question, do you guys ever become bothered by your smell, but just too lazy to go to the shower? And does it not bother you that your hair is greasy? I can't stand it when I look in the mirror, and my hair is thick and shiny with grease.

Why did you delete the picture, OP?

i shower every day senpai

I don't mind the smell. Actually kind of like it for some reason. My hair is really short so that doesn't bother me either. It's more not caring than it is laziness. I don't care about myself in general, or like how I look, so I think that's why

That's pretty depressing desu senpai

I'm fat too

is this our boy DSP?

>shoes indoors
>sitting on a dirty carpet
>fidget spinner

Oh I thought you said disgusting. Well, it is disgusting too. I'll blame it on having been up for 20 hours

Don't pretend you didn't laugh, prick

Where do you see a fidget spinner?

What's your fucking problem faggot?

Buy some slippers for indoors and shower sometimes desu

BotW is bretty gud but feels incredible while you're still figuring it all out, double so if you get to test out your new consoles portability for that novelty factor.

Orange one, to the left of the photo