Mario Odyssey will be the perfect ga-

>Mario Odyssey will be the perfect ga-

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great thread you stupid faggot

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eel is not snek
go look picture of eel

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I don't care about any of that but "shake the joy-con to attack" is what worries me.

/thread

eel.. easy on the plumbers

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OMG DUDE ITS RUINED DDDDDDD:

wtf that eel looks exactly like my cock

I'm in the presence of The Stupid Faggot King what an honor

Uh...is there supposed to be a difference between the pictures?

>looks more like an actual moray eel now
how will nintendo ever recover.

Someone edited the eel to look like a weird worm and now it's supposed to be "better."

OP thinks the Eel in the game is too T H I C C

I always wanted to post in a retarded as fuck thread

It's saying the eel enemy should be slimmer. Even though real-life eels are kinda plump underneath.

Bugs...

Is that some fucking waggle

>WAGGLE IS BACK
GOD DAMN IT NINTENDO.
YOU HAD SELF CONTROL ALL SEVENTH GEN FOR FUCKS SAKE.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THERE'S NOT A FREE BUTTON ON THE CONTROLLER TO PUT ATTACK ON

This. The Switch emulator is going to be another horribly awkward one to configure.

Eels aren't like snakes, you cock gobbling dumb fuck.

>ALL SEVENTH GEN FOR FUCKS SAKE
FUCK I MEANT ALL EIGHTH
JESUS CHRIST IM MAD

>waggle to attack

Game ruined

>t.triggered nintodler

Why waggle? I thought the Switch gimmick was being portable

>wagglan
pretendoyearolds will defend this shit

who gives a fuck you dumb idiot

How do you even aim with a dickhole so large?

Cute eel.

sonygroes and nintodlers

I have an irrational fear of underwater and this image is triggering me please remove

eels are bros tho
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It'll be different for every other controller mode

fpbp

REEEEEEE why nintendo why must you always torture us with eels its so fuckin hd too

you can turn it off lad

the tutorial they showed said something like
>shake the controller or press __ to throw your hat

Calm down you fucking faggots. They already confirmed way back at E3 you can use traditional controls for everything.

There has to be a traditional controller option for portable mode to work anyway.

why even include it in the first place though? it's not like it adds anything, it's just a useless gimmick

Because it's nintendo

Agreed but some people really like motion controls in things like Splatoon so I suppose there's some demand for it.

Why dis-include it? Its not hurting anyone, and some people like motion controls. More options are never a bad thing.

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Exclude

I think it does some thing better or fast like throwing the pans has the hammer bros.

nobody has ever praised waggle controls, they've always been seen as a gimmick at best and annoying at worst. gyro aiming in shooters is the only exception to the rule

Splatoon is small tilts to correct your stick aiming/snap motion that a stick can't accomplish.
Wagglan to do a button input is objectively shit and objectively less effective than just a normal button input.

Gyro and wagglan are two different concepts and they're absolutely night and day from one another.

i piss through a straw that gradually gets smaller in size

Since we have many Nintendo friends ITT, what's a good class for an XCX noob?

Not only did you make it biologically less accurate, you made the game easier.

striker

Dude, this scene right here. This scene is why I love Nintendo.

I imagine that eel has been there for thousands of years, with no other eels around. These particular species, little does Mario know, have adapted to sexually enjoy and please the eel in exchange for not being eaten. Morphing into the fish, Mario approaches and feels the overwhelming desire to fuck the eel, and try as he might cannot stop himself. The eel fills him with intense pleasure to the point that his mind just can't handle it anymore. Mario isn't sure whether or not he can ever leave this place or fish form now. He'd be totally content just to live the rest of his life as a fish.

This is why Nintendo is the best of the best. They don't force lore down your throats. You can come up with the right story yourself.

Thank you, Nintendo

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>IS BACK

it never left you imbecile

>why even include it in the first place though? it's not like it adds anything

wrong

the preview guys confirmed that if you use motion controls you can actually throw your hat in directions different from what you are currently facing making it actually superior to the simple button press

lmao

that's such an insignificant difference that it's almost not even worth mentioning

That's not what eels look like.

>endless ocean will never have a high budget sequel
life is pain. EO is probably the most comfy zen game ive ever played

EO is shit and was tossed into the garbage bin where it belongs

I could swear I heard at one point that EO2 was getting a sequel but I guess at this point that was a lie. Such a fun game.

Eat shit faggot.

suck my dick cunt

Post your face when it doesn't have a hat so you can possess it.

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amazing thread OP

Why even include motion controls for shooting arrows in BotW?

Because some people like it.

gyro and waggle are entirely separate things

this
>eel no snek

this to be honest ladofamio

You are literally autistic.

human is not dwarf
go look picture of human

fucking idiot. if they can take liberty on the way humans aka Mario look then eels can look like snakes.