We usually have ideaguy threads for games we would individually like as perfect dream games. But here's a challenge:

We usually have ideaguy threads for games we would individually like as perfect dream games. But here's a challenge:

If you were part of a new studio that was developing a brand new IP, their very first, had limited resources, and was on a one year development deadline, what kind of game would you pitch?

God, I love Japanese girls. Western women are fucking whores.

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Fast, Low-poly 3D beat 'em up, focused on boss fights.

the Japanese ones don't want you either loser

stfu you stupid baka gaijin weeaboo

I know, doesn't mean my opinion is going to change.

No! lol xD

They're all whores dumbass.

You sound like such a whiny bitch

you are one stupid weeb

I'm not gonna tell you my amazing ideas. You have to hire me if you want my secrets.

Probably a platformer. They're basic as fuck but people still love them for some reason. Make some lame ass mascot character put in some garbage collectively bada bing you're a bajillionaire. easy fucking peasy.

Probably to you.

Okay.

>how to trigger Sup Forums: the post
It's even more effective than saying the word "nigger" on Monster Hunter World threads;

>trigger Sup Forums
>not Sup Forums

Learn your place reddit.

If we had limited resources, I would make a Hotline Miami style overhead twin stick shooter with mouse aiming, but its an rpg and your stuck inside of a mall, and every weapon you pick up changes the way you move and how you shoot.

Anime style visual novel

shit idea
no one plays VNs anymore
they're boring too

is she ded

Sounds like Bastion but overhead.

No, but she is kill

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Sup Forums and Sup Forums are basically the same thing now you mouthbreather

>how to bait and normalfags

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why do Jap girls have such great legs

suck great everything but teeth and pussy coloration*

I thought people ded when they got kill

They have nice thin legs, but fitness culture doesn't seem to be taking off there and squat legs are the best legs imo.

No, you're thinking of if she did died.

You are not wrong

Yep, and western women hate them.

You know you're pretty when other girls say you're not pretty

>saying the word "nigger" on Monster Hunter World threads
Why would this trigger people?

Said this in another thread a month or two back, but...
>espionage game
>only tool is a walkie-talkie
>strategy is level-centric
>distract guards by calling them to other positions
>call for help from outside sources (distractions, pick off certain guards) with money from previous missions
>steal the objective and get out without being seen

the only thing you can conceivably make in such a short time without fucking up is a rhythm/shooting game

true, but that's 3d in general

God the massive asspain in those women. That being said we americans probably do have a skewed sense of beauty

isnt she from kazhakstan though

They're right, though? Granted, I don't know the context here.

I love how many idiots got triggered by this post. $10 at least half of them are female.

Image sneaking from behind and lifting her skirt.

That's in Asia you retard.

Beat 'em game where you The MCs died and got sent were giving an option, go straight to hell or fight your way back into the living world.

I mean she has a point.
I mean what guy sticks around after he learns she has a kid but then ditches when the kid is black?

>reddit
Pfft. You know nothing, in the previous MH World thread, someone made a comment like "why are they showing a bunch of nigger characters in the western presentation, while they show cute girls in Japan?" and the reaction was salty to say the least, with plenty of hostile replies taking the bait.

I don't know, I have no idea what's going on.

No she doesn't. Her being a coal burner is an instant red flag of her mental sanity.

>wanting to be a cuck provider for a used up whore after she's gotten off the cock carrousel.

Fuck off.

yeah but is all of asia in japan?

the kind of guy who is only crazy enough to deal with so so 50/50 mental illness instead of full blown

So she's not a used up whore and you're not a cuck so long as some other guys child she had out of wedlock is white?

this could have been a great thread if op didn't post a girl

Western women hate Asian women, which by extension includes Japan.

still is but atleast the kid doesnt look retarded

>her mouth is crooked and she has weird lips

literally "2/10 would not bang" tier comment

Any bitch who got knocked up by a nigger who disappeared is not worth your time and deserves her misery.

You reap what you sow in life user.

that's a boy, tho.

he just made it look like he implied she was from japan thats all

>male normalfags on Sup Forums constantly act like this when it comes to cute video game girls

third one reminded me of this

they're not wrong, tho. about as average as they come.

I don't think I would ever seriously date a woman with a kid, but it wouldn't matter what race the kid was, I just don't feel like raising someone else's kid.

>what kind of game would you pitch?
A game about nothing. It could be an MMORPG.

>t. jealous white woman

An average Asian is still better than an average White girl

I feel really sorry for her, but I can't blame the guys, I would not want to be a living "my wife's son" meme either. Unless I was an e-celeb, then you can milk the shit out of this.

I think sofia = topchick >>>> marilyn for me.

their pussies feel so much better hnnng

Wow those two down below look like men in wigs.

>I feel really sorry for her
why

White women only fuck niggers.

t. promiscuous faggot

Yeah, going to have to go with top girl here.

Horror walking simulator/puzzle game with some gimmick to get those sweet, sweet streamer bucks and then change our company's name and use the money to make something actually good. Or if we accidentally stumble on to gold keep the name and keep making horror games I guess.

From a purely animal perspective, that actually makes a fair bit of sense. With a white man and a white child, the child could reasonably be from his tribe or pack or whatnot and so be a close genetic relative.
A half-black child is immediately obvious as a non-member of his group though, and therefore not a close genetic relative. Instincts don't like you expending effort and resources on things that aren't going to continue your genetic line.
Even if that thought process isn't conscious I would bet a fair bit it plays a significant role in the decision.

I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fucking terrible. I've never understood what people saw in her other than a reputation for being a dumb slut.

Maybe it's just easier to say "I can pretend I'm not a cuck around other people because they might think he's my kid"

He could have only had sex with like 3 chicks and 1 of them was asian for all you know.

making mistakes is only human, particularly on a society that keeps telling poor normalfag woman that they should try to find a black husband

From a purely animal perspective, the best way to go would be to kill the half-black child and breed the woman.

and thats exactly what i meant

A lowpoly 3D adaptation of Smash gameplay
Pic somewhat unrelated

well its still nature and making mistakes should have consequences to cull out the retarded and weak

That's perfectly average though and not at all promiscuous.

more than 1 is

Here's how I can see it playing out
>Hey, by the way, I have a son.
>Oh. Okay. (I don't know her circumstances. Maybe the father died.)
>Here he is. *presents photo of black kid*
>I guess he looks a lot like his dad? What happened to him?
>Oh, I was dating this guy and we had a kid. He said he didn't want to take raise him, so I decided to have the child and raise him myself so that the father would be forced to stay with me even though we weren't very serious in our relationship up to that point. I didn't get an abortion or put the child up for adoption because I thought my status as a mother would shackle the father to me, even though both of us know we'd be terrible parents.
>Okay, yeah, I'm out of here.

If I didn't even know the kid was black, it's safe to say you probably know nothing about his father. The second I found out she had some good-for-nothing's kid, I'd remove myself from the situation.

Probably a visual novel or something given the limited development time. Give the writing guys a platform to show off with before moving on to bigger projects.

Well yes, but the amount of action required to do that is excessive and most people are lazy.
Also you would lose access to the benefits of being accepted in society and that wouldn't be good for your health in the long term.
Not worth it.

haha blastoff weeeeeeeeeee

You don't decide what words mean dude. Society does. I can post the definition for you if you want.

you can suck me lmao

How many people actually realize that Jap is a slur? Like I'm not telling you guys what to post but just make sure you don't say it in public or to any Asian people

I'll assume that's just your way of flying the white flag. GG no RE.

I would love to sneak up on her, lift up her skirt and spank her butt and run away

have the image of an asian girl nibbling on a phone?

fpbp

but not actually suck me though
that would just be disgusting

t. virgin/roastie/roastie virgin

Thread derailed in first post, nice

Another user had the right idea with a platformer but how would someone even manage to sell their product as different from the others? some gimmick that'll get old after half an hour?

Here (You) go

Like I said, some sort of mascot character, collectables, get some big streamers to play it and keep costs low. You'll likely make your money back.

The OP wasn't about making a good game, but about making a game on a budget. Graphics sound and marketing sell a game more than interesting mechanics. Cutesy mediocre platformers outsell shit like dust force.

I thought there was a gif of this.