Meanwhile...at the ta/v/ern

Meanwhile...at the ta/v/ern...

OI 'NOTHER TALL MILK 'ERE

Hear me, peasants! It is my righteous quest to slay the necromancer plaguing your village!

Who among you is man enough to join me in glorious combat?

I don't know. My meal just came and I don't wanna get up.

me on the left

Hello, what'll you be havin'?

have you heard of high elves?

Have you heard of elf ear soup?

So, 'nybody wanna play some dice?
Who's got the board ready?

how come modern MMO's haven't ever tried to recreate this type of immersion?

I'm not plaguing shit!
If you got a problem with me just say so!

...

wh're the elfish wenches at?

Anyone up for a round of gwent?

>[Quicksave]

I would like one of your finest ales, if you please.

I've heard it tastes like shit but extends your lifespan

Mind if I bring my own drink?

Hey lass, what the fuck is this drunk whore doing in my drink?

No, get the fuck out.

You're supposed to eat her like an olive.

I'll come with you! I've got a *cough* bone to pick with that necromancer!

Hail citizen.

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>it way too crowded
>the music is too loud
>that ogre over there keeps staring at me
>wish I'd be at home playing cards