ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore...

ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore, besides those that contradict previously established lore.

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no girls allowed

No one takes showers or baths or even uses deodorant. Zero personal hygiene

One person is kicked out every 6 months

All the food is poison

every 3rd tuesday is penis inspection day

All programs that lead to depopulation in the vault such as kicking people out or death are suspended if the population would go below 10 men and 10 women (not counting age).

The vault is called "Redditors assembled".

the vault is split 50/50 between Quake players and Unreal players

There's a bomb in the vault and the residents have one year to find it before it goes off, nobody in the vault has bomb disposal experience

Everyone in it is a faggot

Instead of the blue jumpsuits, all vault attire is made solely out of wife beaters, cowboy hats and assless chaps.

Friday is Taco Tuesday

ha ha i wonder what it would be like to life there
and maybe the overseer is a girl who enforces it by example ha ha

All the residents spend their free time coming up with fictional vaults and it gets old really quickly.

Is it alright to kick underaged vault dwellers?

everyone is obligated to take care of at least 2 cats

>101
sup Todd?

All vault doors are programmed to have a 1/10,000 chance of slamming shut on anything walking through them.

The overseer is Todd Howard

All homosexuals are immediately given an acid bath

Yeah, any person can be kicked to follow the rule

An unstoppable virus has destroyed the world as we know it.

The year is 2343. Sup Forumsault 5 is a terrifying place ruled by racist giraffes. Once glorious, water purufier is now iced over.

Cute teacher, Mrs Urethra Barista is humanity's only hope. Urethra finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The Purple Pizza.

The fight is jeopardised when Urethra is tricked by sinister cleaner, Dr Morwenna Russell, and injures her little toe.

Armed with tampax and an antidote, The Purple Pizza try their best to save mankind, but can they defeat vile racist giraffes and restore water purufier to its former glory?

the room is extremely small and cramped

No females or men who even look like females are allowed, dwellers procreate using using a machine that simulates the female reproductive system

re rolling

Everyone has to fight each other and there are occasionally dance parties.

All Vault dwellers are cute traps.

If someone says the word "the" a SentryBot hunts them down and terminates them.

Why are 5s so hard to get? I'll reroll one more time

All vault dwellers have a bomb impanted in their head that will explode with the force of a hand grenade when their code word is spoken within hearing distance. The code word is different for each vault dweller.

Friday's are clothing-optional

One dweller secretly urinate every time in the water purifier

Once a week, one single vault dweller is randomly chosen to dress up as an anime girl and sexually please every male vault dweller. You cannot volunteer.

Any forms interaction must be communicated through toddposting.

Failed to understand the thread...
All history would be rewritten to show white people overcame genocide and oppression against all odds.

The 5 rule is nullified, all posts are accepted

Whenever it is a vault dweller's birthday, all other vault dwellers must dress up as birthday clowns and give live performance acts to the birthday dweller.

this but every dweller is told a random person's code when they enter

Only amputees allowed

No identity politics, only two genders, to say otherwise is to be raped and beat to death to keep the population from becoming too stupid.

No electric light sources allowed in the vault.

Reroll

>One person is kicked out every 6 months.
>Fridays are clothing optional
>

all inhabitants are amputees

Trap fans Will be burned alive

You will buy 2. Todd wills it.

All dwellers are only exposed to skating videogames/media, and have access to their own skateboards. There's a large room in the middle of the vault with a skatepark, with speakers that play Goldfinger - Superman at all times.

The objective is to spot the most tubular bro to land the 900 first.

LSD is free for everyone

all inhabitants have autism

Psychological tests are conducted every Monday by exposing vault members to seven straight hours of Adam Sandler movies.

My man...
Women are only allowed to cook, clean, and perform oral sex unless to reproduce.

there is an over the top rope challenge that all vault dwellers must partake in every 6 months. Winner decides who gets thrown out

After 5 months everyone has to have gender reassignment surgery

All political debate, issues or primary elections are conducted with a leather club.

All women are actually hermaphrodites

Shitposting will result in execution

Anyone who talks about gender reassignment or the idea of more than two genders will be killed.

The security system consists of a series of vents that release Japanese hornets

Superman by Goldfinger plays over the intercom 24/7

The Vault explodes and kills everyone inside the moment someone talks

made me quite kek, reroll

Only blacks allowed

God he's fat

People that fail to reach 6 feet tall by their 18th birthday are executed.
We'll raise the height requirement until we have a race of giants or everyone is dead.

All vault members are graded based on their daily efficiency, broken down into different groups like cooking, fitness, maintenance, ect. The most proficient members are taken and converted into robobrains at the end of each quarter.

Women can be in charge of anything

there are no rerolls here you cunt

Todd Howard is the head overseer of the Vault and has a hidden room to the finest weapons available to man.

Anyone with a dick shorter than 10 inches is castrated

The only media available is a large collection of anime. Children raised in the vault are taught that anime is an accurate depiction of proper human behavior.

Every dispude is settled with a rap battle.

Every Friday is yiff-day

The only form on consumer media and entertainment is Family Guy merchandise

The vault suits are replaced with cum-stained fursuits

I'm out.

Lol, fucking dick.
All lbgt will be considered terrorists and killed onsite.

Only females and futas exist in the vault, no men.

retryingfor the anti manlet vault

Some deathclaws from the surface have been captured and are used as sex slaves

I love you.

people eat own poopoo lol

Only muscle girls taller then 6.5" are allowed in the vault, every other female gets fed to the deathclaws

Only queers and dykes allowed

Fuck off newfag, rerolls count unless stated otherwise in OP...
Women have no rights.

Everyone skips to where they need to go

The air is saturated with +1% pepper spray every 3 months, with a possible total of 33%.

Every 4 years a random date and a random person is selected to shoot up the vault school

White guys have to cum on tissues.

How about this vault has a slaughterhouse and the person "kicked out every 6 months" is actually used for a better purpose.

women are only allowed to be impregnated by black guys, all white men need to get cucked

A vault full of coders that program some of the most advanced scripts and technological programs of all time, but no computer in the wasteland is able to run them.

No Sosy prodcuts allowed

obbligatory soundtrack

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Every single piece of floor in the vault is constantly sliding to the left at 1mph

All pillows are pre-farted on

We make clones of ourselves so we can have someone agree with us.

We also inject chemicals into food to make everyone contrarian including the clones.

The only food being served is overcooked anchovies

Every year the vault gets 1 degree warmer

The overseer is chosen by two candidates fighting to the death using various kinds of fish