IGN just gave Cuphead a 9

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It's okay.

They gave Dead Rising 4 and 8.9.

They are Microsoft shills ignore them.

>9/10 tutorial too difficult

>An hardcore experience
>An

Not only can't these fucks play videogames, they can't even fucking write anymore.
Who is giving these unqualified rejects jobs?

Cuckhead

>It's okay to care about reviews when they're good

Sorry buddy, but I don't care about reviews period. Specially after YOU proved you can't fucking trust them.
It works both sides, not just when you want it.

Nice! Upvoted!

No they didn't.

If they did post the link.

>an hardcore

just trying to shit out the review before anyone else so editor doesn't even bother to check it

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Rught now Cuphead is thanking its lucky stars it's not Japanese.

sony pigeons BTFO

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

How many bosses are in this game

how can they give it a 9 when the tutorial is too hard to beat?

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I'd believe it. Looking at some competent gameplay, it seems like a solid game.
Granted, IGN works on an 8-10 scale, but still. it looks pretty good.

someone post the webm, you know the one

It's fake retards. Why do you care so much about the reviews?

No, it came out, that means it's bad and Sup Forums is more smarter than stupid idiots that have fun playing it

fucking based as hell jesus christ

an + h is a legitimate construction. Since when does anyone accidentally use "an"? "a", sure, but "an"?

why haven't you preordered cuphead yet?

It's legitimate only if "h" is silent. Like "an honor".

Liked :^)

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>outlook

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! STOP KEKING ME!!!!

This triggered me so much.

Already did

there's no way high scores aren't influenced by that one journalists' shit preview. If they give it a bad score they risk the bombardment of people saying they're just shit at the game. So deduct a point and a half for the obvious avoidance of a shitstorm.

>indie meme platformer praised by SJW shills
C U C K H E A D

Not him but what's wrong with Outlook?

cant wait to pirate it

>aero

L O L

NO WAY! He went there!

sjws wouldn't even be able to beat it

Fake news
Did it just go up early?
And they took it down again?

You know the game is great when Sup Forums is starting to call it "SJW" out of nowhere.

>video game shills
>playing or even beating games
haha wew :)

So does anyone only know this game because of the meme?

from memory the downy chink who barely made it past the tutorial deflected saying it was online sexist bullies or some shit

HOLY FUCK IM KEKIN SO HARD OVA HERE FUCK MAINE UPBOAT THIS YOUNG NUGGA RYTE NOOOW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE GAME ISN'T ON MY PISS 4
IT A BAD GAME THEN A VERY BADE
ONE
GO BUY A PS4 AND GET KNACK 2

>being this triggered
back to neogaf

I know about this game because I'm hyped for Contra / Gunstar Heroes gameplay and I'm a sucker for old animation

Been following it for years

It was Dean, some retarded jap. Do you guys think he was pretending to be retarded for marketing?

Ebin post!

So fucking what? Is that supposed to indicate its quality? Since when do people here give a fucking shit what game "journalists" say?

my niggah

THIS! THIS is Sup Forums. THIS is why i come here kek!

>He thinks I hold a stance on this subject
kekekeke...my old friend, I am above this whole "taking sides" nonsense. I am merely, how would you say...*clicks fingers* stirring the pot. *laughs politely*

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Holy shit

Okay

holy shit it rhymes with cuphead

How will MS ever recover

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put the screencap in me

Incredible. Absolutely astonishing.

Oh please heaven above put me in the screencap!

If it was a nintendo game it would have get a 10

>$20

fuck that

i love this shit lol

As great as this game turning out to be good would be, this isn't on the ign website, and it's like 4 days before the embargo ends, so unless someone has a link OP's full of bullshit.

It reeks of being an hour long or something, even with the added run and gun levels. My only issue. The gameplay and graphics look great though.

IGN giving anything a decent score is a red fucking flag.

Wow!

fucking gold

Falling for obvious edit

Femanon here.

Found out I'm pregnant today and I'm aborting next week. Is it painful?

NOOO DELETE THIS AT ONCE

Non-sequitur: The post.

>google trend

For you

Thoughts on Joey?

I knew before it but I kinda forgot about it until the meme webm.

Why MS? They don't own the IP.

Maybe

They'll find a way. Rights never stay in the hands of creators for long.

depends on if you're a big girl or not

WTF I hate cuphead now???

I can't wait for the review bread
This is is going to be a blast on Sup Forums with everyone getting assblasted.

I don't get it. I just want to know how painful it is.

Bye.

Ugh like I'm just kind of nervous because it looks like they shove a bunch of tools in you to get it out. Hopefully they knock me out first or something.

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you will buy her game now righ?

Youre a big girl

I fucking hate women so much.

This is your 1st boss tonight

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Woooooooow... De-fucking-stroyed.

>Beautiful, nostalgic and extremely challenging
That's everything I've seen of the game though. But is it any fun?
It looks ridiculously repetitive. With less mechanical depth than its less animated peers.
>9.0
If you say so. I haven't actually played it but I have severe doubts.

Xcucks btfo again! XD!!!!

>short

Aww man I was afraid of that.

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Give me (You)'s instead

hahHAHAHAHA OH MAN I'M LAFFEN OH NO I'M GONNA DROP THIS PIZZA !!!

Please tell me that was like a literal 4 year old playing

why didnt the lil birdie just fly to grab the chip