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Pick your starting trinket, Sup Forums.

>picking percentage based items at the start where your stats are garbage in absolute values

deathwish doubloons for me, jumpstarting this shit hard

You better thought of something that is in the Enigma box, nigga

what the fuck, the magic mirror is just a mirror i only see myself in it

Taking the gun.

And I'll take the magic mirror, what now faggot?

Takin the mirror.

What am I fighting? If it's blacks or jews I choose gun, if it's skeletons and other non nig spooks then I choose Deathwish Doubloons

>pick watch
>carry small needle
>poke self every time i want to stop time
broken af

it is equipment user, they will always be a percentage of your current total.

Did you read the description? Do you think a needle prick is >5%

DM. I'd like to roll for seduction

>Choose Ace of Spades
>attack with individual pieces of broken glass shards in bags
>each shard is a seperate impact thus a seperate attack
>win by attacking with thousands of attacks all at once, nearly guaranteeing the proc

easy

Wait, I missed the mystery box first time reading. What's in the box?

mystery box, it could be anything even a speedboat

Unless that needle brings you one twentieth of the way towards death, it won't do shit.

Bruh you don't even need to go that far. Just use some pocket sand.

B O X

>Magician's Dust
Can you use that 2ft teleport to go through solid objects? Could go through walls/doors and shit. If so I'd go for that.

THE BOX

Deathwish Doubloons.
I'm not a fucking pussy.

I'll take the GEP gun

I thought about it but individual particles of sand might only count as attacks if they target the eyes, which would result in a net loss of potential attacks

>pick dust
>spam dogde
>become the *teleports behind you* meme

Honestly it's the best option

What if the wall is 3 ft thick?

A bullet travels at 900 km/h

how fast are you
not faster than a gun

You're dead and I'll take the mirror from your corpse, and also the other mirrors from the other idiots who also picked the mirror, and then make an armor out of mirrors.

Mirror Knight with a Gun

that's my name

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> first aid kit.
> immunities.

Dibs.

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you're the idiot.
It's a MAGIC mirror, why would I need to hold up a MAGIC mirror for it to use the reflect spell?

Depends on what happens when you reappear. Are you displacing space or erasing it?

What's in the box?

deathwish doubloons motherfucker
oh fuck yeah

The mirror also shows my greatest threat. If you're primed to shoot me, I'll see it beforehand.

I pick the gun. I cant wait to empty that "Clip"

You see it but have no way of avoiding it because all you have is the stupid mirror

Ace of spades then all into dex for max speed

game broken

Within the box is a smaller box. Within it, is a map. The map leads to a treasure chest. It is empty. If you hold the map up to moonlight, however, a secret message is revealed: Be sure to drink your ovultine. Also, none of that is true, and the box actually contains a monkeys paw that lets you instantly kill any three enemies, not including the final boss.

Assuming this is in a Diablo 2 mod:

>+66% health is powerful
>Grandfather's Watch is game breaking
>Ace of Spades is useless
>Deathwish Doubloons is a massive disadvantage
>First Aid Kit is useless
>getting a weapon at the start is going to be useless in the long run
>short-range teleport is useless
>magic mirror is very powerful since it makes enemy missiles do no damage

Grandfather's Watch is the obvious choice.

>all into dex

Game broken but you're still a faggot

>fake box more interesting than real box
disappointed

>2 foot blink
fucking useless

Always go mystery box

Which can be used to reflect projectiles.

at the beginning picking items with flat stats is almost always better than percentage based

Good luck doing that with your slow ass reaction speed

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!
Also I pick the box.

first aid kit
Immunity to poison, burn and bleed make you nigh invincible to begin with
unless immunity to poison means that I can't get drunk anymore, fuck that. Enigma Box it is

>poison, burn and bleed
>ever being relevant in an RPG

You're a threat before you have the gun drawn, you know. I can have the mirror equipped before you even draw.

What makes you think you won't still have the trinket once you're higher level?
Percentage boost items are an investment

You'll just shot you in the leg and then in the head as you duck to cover your leg with the mirror

if you go for investment then the XP booster is the best option unless mobs literally start oneshoting you

>if you go for investment then the XP booster is the best option
All that does is level you faster, once you hit cap you're getting nothing and it's the worst one of the bunch.
I don't think you know what investment means, because an item becoming useless at the end is the exact opposite of an investment.

Magician's dust because it's the coolest, fuck you minmaxing nofunallowed niggers

Gun is a spell now?

They just can't think outside the box. Obviously you have that 2ft limitation but if it is real teleportation you can go through walls and locked doors.

He didn't say that

I want to say the watch is the best because it's 3 seconds of time stop with no cooldown aside from taking damage, but having to lose 5% of your health every time it kicks in seems shitty. You'd have to keep your health/defense at the state where you're always taking around 5% damage in order for it to be effective, which would mean having to have a constant source of healing if you need to use it more than like 10 times in an encounter. If you ended up getting your health/defense so high that attacks never broke 1% then it'd end up being completely useless.

What makes you think you can just bypass the mirror's effects by aiming at a certain part? The same set of options include a first aid kit that prevents you from bleeding just from holding it, a playing card that lets you kill instantly just by holding it, and a pair of coins that somehow triples the amount of money the things you kill have just by holding them.

I dunno, the fact that it says "CAN reflect projectiles", as opposed to simply "reflects projectiles," implies you have to use it as a shield, it's not just an aura.

deathwish doubloons is the only right answer

depends on where he stabs himself

probably the scrotum