What are some of your biggest DSP moments, Sup Forums?
I'm talking about times where you missed something obvious or fucked up something simple and felt like an idiot afterward
>BotW
>Zora Divine Beast
>spend half an hour looking for a way into the map room
>somehow missed the pool of water directly underneath the gate that let you raise it up with an ice block
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I've never been as retarded as DSP, gonna be honest.
I spent multiple hours playing Yakuza Kiwami's baseball minigame trying to hit the ball into the targets by aiming my reticle onto where the ball was flying in from like most other baseball games, thinking I was the worst fucking player on the planet. Only when I looked up a guide for the game did I realize how fucking stupid I was.
Half-hourly reminder.
If I've had a bad day and get frustrated with a game I'll sperg out and say the game is shit even though it's not bad at all and I'm just not focused.
I figured that out with trial and error after 5 pitches
I let my gf cuck the shit out of me.
wasted some good hours in new vegas because I forgot to holster my weapon
You could have made this thread without the eceleb shit.
Why, dammit? WHY
Are you retarded or something?
I did the exact same thing OP, lol.
My mom caught me fapping on the shower once.
Remember Donkey Kong 64? I spent *weeks* on pic related as a kid because I couldn't figure out how to hit him in the last phase. I kept shooting myself at him WHILE he was firing lasers, thinking "Well, that's the only time he isn't moving, so..."
I got stuck on the Asylum Demon. I figured I was supposed to leave, but the pillars blocked the exit from view, so I couldn't figure out what to do. I tried going back through the door I came from and going through the door at the far end. I got pissed off after a while and looked up a guide.
>MGSV
>The mission where you're supposed to recover Volgin's body
>Clear out the entire base
>Spend a ton of time searching high and low for it
>Can't find it
>It's right in the middle of the fucking base
>fapping on the shower
In Singularity, there's this one point where you're in a room full of poison gas and a rift that takes you back to the 1950s.
You're supposed to go the 1950s, grab a barrel, take it back to the present and use it to progress.
It took me about 20 - 30 minutes to figure that out, mainly because it was the first time you were supposed to take something through a rift and the thought didn't instantly cross my mind. I still feel like a fucking retard for that.
this. pissed me off, had to look up a guide.
Never. I'm not a fucking idiot and I have a good job, so I don't have to pretend I'm one for a few youtube bucks.
I completed most of fallout 3 before I realized you jump with Y on the 360
>cuckenjohnson
DSP...predates a lot of them. YouTube LP's weren't even a prevalent thing back in the day either. This is How You Don't Play is video game culture at this point. The whole world's laughing at DSP.
Get a grip newshitter, Millennial dumbass.
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Hi Fred!
Must be boring to not have the SoK to boss around anymore, eh?
I legitimately didn't know how to beat Dark Souls, I couldn't find the last area (which was Lost Izalith)
Don't think just cause the SoK is in the shitter that DSP's reputation is any better. Especially since his rampant jealousy-fueled pummeling on Pewdiepie just about a day ago
The last area is not Lost Izalith. How did you miss the big giant fucking maggot wich looked like a old hag at firelink shrine?
>SoK is gone
>its the hardcore gaming season
>people are attending streams and being interactive and positive
its only up from here
>SoK is gone
Fuck em
>its the hardcore gaming season
Doesn't actually exist
>people are attending streams and being interactive and positive
That's always the case, Phil lives in a bubble
>its only up from here
DSP doesn't know how to go up. He stagnates for a while, then goes down
>its only up from here
>made another vlog about how fucked he is and the only solution is if he won the lottery
the world isn't black and white
>i-if we call them e-celebs we can instantly shut down whatever they say with zero reasoning!
genius!
>average looking woman thinks she's entitled to be worshiped by multiple gods
What the fuck?
Nothing I could do
>zero reasoning
N O T V I D E O G A M E S
I don't remember mine but my friend beat Bloodborne without knowing you could run somehow
>pewdie laughing at dsp's live fail
boy did he not have 20/20 hindsight psh.. what a nigger
I played through two competitive seasons of Overwatch not knowing that you could hold down spacebar as Lucio to surf walls. I thought everyone who played him was just a God at CS surf.
how do you complete a game like that without jumping
Pandalee is by no means above average. Her body is slightly above average but her butterface ruins the whole package.
whatever you say, Fred. Go home and eat your "chickie nuggies"
it's not even a necessary mechanic though. it's entirely arbitrary bullshit.
Anyone got examples of this "wow" shit he does? I hear it all the time but am not willing to autistically watch hours of shitty videos to find out.
>it's only up from here
>not going to hit patreon goal again
>"I MIGHT LOSE MY HOUSE GUYS"
>"I can't move back to CT, I gotta stay here but I don't know what to do"
Hahahahahah
>go to nightmare of mensis after killing the one reborn
>completely miss both lamps at beginning
>lose all of them like a retard
I recently played Yooka-laylee.
In the first large level you're sent off on a quest by Shovel Knight to find a gem.
When you find the gem it's stuck to a statue. Next to the statue there is a ice-bullet plant that allows your character to shoot icey bullets for a little while.
For some wild reason I never guessed that you were suppose to shoot the bullets on the statue to make it drop the gem.
I must have wasted 15 minutes doing everything that was NOT shooting ice bullets on the statue.
I like how Jim Sterling isn't in that image, as if to say that it's okay for Jim Sterling threads to shit up Sup Forums
There's literally no place that requires jumping.
He's gone full LTG with Marvel vs. Capcom infinite, banning people who don't agree that the online sucks.
Yeah i watched a few matches and he was maaaaaad salty banning people left and right LTG style. I never seen him that fucking salty before.
>is about to lose his house according to him
>has a meeting with an important entity tomorrow
>patreon is in the shitter
Got stuck for hours in the Ocarina Of Time tutorial village because I didn't think you had to go into boulder area. I was an adult at this point.
>CWC
>e-celeb
More like e-pariah
Proof?
I want to believe
>sok gone
whatever happened to them
Turns out DSP was right for once. Fred Fuchs was an actual mentally ill sociopath, and his fucked up shit was brought to light just last week.
well fuck... I thought it was just some shitposting group not some truly fucked up people
I never said above average
>people
it was basically just fred who did the fucked up shit
>it was basically just fred who did the fucked up shit
Damage control, fred had half of sok recording phonecalls and creeping in discords so he could play out his weird power fantasy. Many of the other members also doxed and harassed people and were generally creepy and autistic.
Was just playing Gears 4
>me and some cunt fire our gnashers point blank at each other
>some cunt: 100% in 1
>me: 87% in 1
Being an enabler also makes you guilty
How does Sup Forums think of the possibility that Phil may be losing his house tomorrow?
When I got dubs.
>Dad Space 2
>Eye needling part
>Kept stabbing myself to death because I didn't know I could control the speed of the needle
I dunno but I'm really curious about what's going on
I used to watch this guy's channel like 7 years ago but then I started playing videogames, instead.
What is this a reference to?
No one knows for sure, but all signs point towards his house which could mean:
>HOA have had enough of him
>His bank want the money now
>Leana wants palimony or something
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crying over an ED article LMAO
I don't think HOA can get people evicted, can they ?
If he doesn't follow their rules like no loud noises after 10pm(and he screams at games), not maintaining his driveway and patio etc, apparently they can.
How HOAs are legal I don't know. Who would pay for property that they can't use in their own way? It's stupid.
Driver 1 tutorial
I'm pretty sure his brain can't keep up with the game with how often he complains about frames of animation not happening.