We don't want zombies on the lawn~

We don't want zombies on the lawn~

...

>He doesn't main Solar Flare

>Her stage is an arcade, pointing to her being a Gamer Plant

Fuck EA for ruining this series

nice tranny bait

racist

I KNOW YOUR TYPE
TALL DARK AND DEAD

How easy is it to cheat money in garden warfare 2, I know EA didn't give a fuck in the first one and I unlocked everything from a single game.

Played a bit of 2 on ps4, but I got tired of paying for ps plus and I don't want to start from scratch.

I hate how they keep adding Premium Plants nonstop with no brakes. Garden Warfare is the only PVZ game that hasn't been ruined by P2W desu.

YOU WANNA BITE ALL THE PENIS OFF OF MY HEAD

You are right. GW2 got killed by terrible time-gating.
>Launch the big update that has the 2 new characters
>Lol, nobody can use them yet, you gotta complete all 4 Trials of Gnomus!
>Which requires you to farm up HUNDREDS of Rainbow Stars from the new Brawl bullshit
>Most of which suck (at launch anyway)
>You can only buy 1 top-rarity chest a week
>And it doesn't even guarantee one of the 4 keys you need
>The other 2 don't contain the Keys
>Every 3rd week is a community challenge instead of a Brawl
>This means absolute minimum of FIVE weeks of grinding, more like 7 (plus some MORE Rainbow Stars to unlock each new character's Chest)
>Just to try the 2 new characters
>One of which is, as expected, a Torchwood (other possibility many considered was a Shroom)
>The other is a fucking goat on a hover board that nobody expected, everyone expected one of the female PVZ: Heroes characters or the Glitter Zombie

>one of the female PVZ Heroes

user you are aware PvZ Heroes came AFTER GW2 right?

>Shuffles the enemies Pogo's

I wanna fuck that flowre

And you are aware that the update that added the 2 new characters came out after PVZ:Heroes had been in Beta for quite some time? Hell, it came out of Beta a month after the Trials of Gnomus update.

PvZ2 was at it's prime when all worlds were available before the current level up system

They were all still puzzles and you didn't need to spend coins on power ups or buy premium plants if you knew what you were doing

Modern Day's main theme is the Magnum Opus of the series, using instruments from every world to remake the original's theme.

That being said, Ultimate Battle was disappointing being very heavily Big Wave Beach, Egypt and Jurassic Marsh

My mistake then, if that's the case, then damn, we could've gotten Immorticia as a character

I'm Frankly suprised they didn't make a Boss Battle event where they reskin Baron Von Bats as Immorticia

>The two best Newcomers in GW2 were regulated to Legendary Card Status instead of actual Heroes

I'm Fucking pissed

You wanted Captain Deadbeard? Fuck you, have Imp Mech

Agreed. While I would have preferred some fun stuff with Neptuna. Perhaps as a partial foil to the Cactus, being able to drop squid traps and use her Octopus hair as a bind. That said, Immorticia would've been great too. But alas, it's probably never gonna happen.
>Recently a large number of layoffs (probably at papa EA's behest)

>tfw I still remember when this was just a fun little innocent game before being devoured by EA

It'a been 2 and a half months since Beta Carotina and Huge Giganticus you fucks

Put more heroes, or Atleast bring back the packs that contains both regular and galactic gardens

GW3 when

I had my fun with GW2, I didn't unlock everything because Oy Vey 6 Fucking versions of the same item but I still enjoyed all the playable characters and their variations

Maybe after they jerk off their load on PvZ Heroes we'll get another experimental game like GW was the first time

...

My problem with GW2 is that once I max my favorite characters, I have to play as characters I don't care for to continue progression.
Combine it with how chaotic the game is and how you can die in a second, I don't have much drive to keep playing.
Was fun while it lasted though.

>tfw they ruined my favorite feautre in PvZ2

It's not like you have to play PvZ2 for the Zen Garden

Just keep the original, it's available on everything too

AND THEN EAT THE BRAINS
OF THE ONES WHO PLANTED ME HERE

This

I've already maxed out the characters I give a shit about

Game's still fun at times and I won't forget it

Fuck, Marry, Kill

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
WHY DID PVZ GET ASSIMILATED BY EA
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
I JUST WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAME

What the fuck did Zomboss even do to change the tide and basically fucking win for GW2 to happen

What did he fucking nuke it

Fucking love PvZ
Finished more times than I can count

Read
It's still a decent game and nothing's stopping you from going back to the original

Do not sexualize the sunflower.

don't tell me what to do

I want to cum inside sunflower

Oh, I was also severely disappointed when we didn't get a Short-Range Mushroom class. Was my number 1 wish.

PvZ 2 art > pvz 1 art

Only good thing

Why the fuck can't there be another PvZ tower defense game that's not laden with microtransactions? PvZ was too good an idea for Popcap to inexplicably fuck up

>He doesn't main Super Brainz so he can fuck all the cute plants with his zombie chad cock

Blame EA. And they are probably only gonna make mobile shit now.

never wanted to stick my dick in a plant so bad

Why is GW2 filled with so many spics? Is it because it's dirt cheap now?

>Implying
Clique Peas Chompzilla Draw deck incoming.

Duh. And spics love gardening

I'm a spic, PvZ is big here in Mexico, lots of knock offs and zombie shit everywhere

Solar Flare is fucking cancer

Gravestone Neptuna and Trickster/OTK Valkarie Brainstorm are unfortunately not as effective now. The newest hot meme is Sports.

I think the Colossal Fossil update is almost done.

Is PvZ2 worth playing? I played the original a bunch, especially i, Zombie mode. I don't want to spend any money on the jews, mind.

>Marigold only has one color in PvZ2

It's not worth it. They keep removing features now. Last time was gem/coin drops and now the mini game/ultimate battle theme got taken out too to "save more space".

I know your type: tall, dark and undead

If you want to know before the level up system it's underpowered plants vs broken zombies. Now it's broken plants vs broken zombies.

I've also only played PvZ1.

I'm also curious as to what I should play. Is this qt's game good?

Garden Warfare 2 is alright, but its predecessor is still better.

Who is this fluid druid?

Is this good? It's made by the original creator of PvZ after he got fired by EA.

The best was the popcap mods for WoW that shit was fun as fuck.

I want to fuck this flower

>PvZ was the one that got to be a big franchise
>the superior Insaniquarium was left to rot

kek

Do you guys like my doodle

Yes, yes I do.
Only problem:
>Aliased brush

>PvZ Heroes

>Plants Plot

>The zombies are doing something Terrible, stop them!

>Zombies Plot

>The plants are having fun, go mess it up!

>They changed his rarity to Legendary in the Last Update

>I already got max 4 back when he was Super Rare

Can you blame them? Defensive End is Fucking bullshit and gladiator isn't helping

That being said, this week for Captain Deadbeard having X10 tickets for Immorticia made me discover how absolutely satisfying it is to make a tricks set

Getting Maniacal laugh and space Alpha base early are great

If you play an Ice Based deck, you are letting people know you are a piece of fucking shit

Amen

>Cryo Yeti supposed to be freeze deck counter
>Still gets OHKOed by Winter Squash

>wow, Still Alive from Portal was a real sleeper hit
>we better do the same thing
This is the best they could do?

The rarity changes Both times are legitimately some of the shittiest changes, relative to monetization, I've ever seen in a TCG, physical or digital.
Same could be said of Super Brainz Graves and anything with Clique Peas as its main focus.

That's a nice Soul Patch I got there

It would be a shame if I put a force field on it

What was that? I couldn't hear you.

What balance changes do you want to see next

The best thing they did recently was not allowing Heartichoke to use her ability if she dies

Buff Swashbuckler to 2/3. He's too weak to survive long enough to let other pirates hit the plant hero.

What was that? You want more power-crept 1-drops?

What? He costs 2 brains.

>tfw hoarding Berry Blasts until the last second when I can bombard the opponent at low health

That's the joke. They don't listen.

Thoughts on the fog levels in PvZ1? Were they harder than the roof levels or not?

...

Holy fuck.
>Solar Flare can just shit these out and then Berry Blast your face

>Conjures a monster

>All of them except haunting ghost are good

That's actually more in favor of Zombies than it is the plants, what the fuck

>What was that? You want to turn a bunch of imps into Legendaries

>I GOT YOU SENPAI-PAI

I'm hoarding gems until the next mix packs show up

I'm up to 6,400

I only really played PvZ heroes last year for about 3 months since the beta released. Is the meta as fucked as it sounds?

Not really. It's more balanced than PvZ2 because of the multiplayer.

People assumed so because of the new additions of environments

But you just have to get gud

The only broken thing is clique peas but that will get nerfed in the next update.

>nerfed

In what way

They will cost 1 more with each Clique Peas.

>Reading updates

>Another new mechanic with evolution

What the Fuck

>Going from overpowered as hell to worthless in a single massive change
Rip.

>Next Update will have Knight of the living dead be a sports card

Oh boy even more reason for people to keep using Sports decks

>Captain Deadbeard returns to his pre 1.18.13 stats, and his current event card will become Captain Flameface, his fire variant from Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2.

What was the Fucking point of the original thought process

Not really. You still got a 1 cost 2/2, 2 cost 3/3 ant they buff the previous clique peas.

>Venus Flytraplanet now requires the Plant to survive in order to heal (Originally did not require the Plant to survive).

Even more nerfing to healing decks

TOWER DEFENSE GAMES ARE FUCKING AWFUL

If I was stuck somewhere with literally nothing to do except play tower defense games on my phone I'd stare at the floor instead.

Ok man but that's like your opinion