Ywn cuddle isabelle on a cozy snowy day, rubbing her silky ears...

>ywn cuddle isabelle on a cozy snowy day, rubbing her silky ears, her arms wrapped around you and her face buried in your chest
haha wow...

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Stop making me feel tugs at my heartrings for characters that don't and can't exist.

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user, if Isabelle was real he would just want to be friends

I'm not Barneyfag but I hate you because your posts call Barneyfag and you know it and you do it intentionally to kill threads you don't like

having her hair everywhere would be a fucking nightmare, you could never wear black clothing ever again and the whole place would smell terrible. not to mention the allergens that she would bring in, pollen would permeate the air, seriously, have you ever owned a dog before retard? once your hands make contact with them all the dirt and the filth stays on there until you wash them, say goodbye to eating food or rubbing your eyes or picking your nose until you have access to a sink, because if you do any of those things your sinuses will get irritated as shit or you'll get sick. the compassion and love is nice in theory but in the end the only thing they really want is food and treats, they don't actually give a shit about you, they give a shit about how often and when you feed them. it's instinctual. isabelle would be a gold digger. i fucking hate dogs

Your dog leaves hair everywhere and tosses out allergens and is covered in dirt constantly because it isn't intelligent enough to wash itself and brush itself. An intelligent dog is going to have the good sense to understand what a comb and shower head are used for. That would be like saying you can't shake hands since every person have greasy skin.

Although OP should just get a dog and have their dick chopped off, to avoid unfortunate consequences.

I'd settle for a game where I could just interact with Isabelle. Rather than her being stuck in an office all day. I've played Mario Kart 8 more than Animal Crossing partly for that reason.

welp time to kill myself.

also reminder she has the hots for that ben guy.

please dont bully!

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag)

well that's absolutely fucking retarded, nonsical and not at all barneyfag, same if a retard started holding anything else shitpost hostage over their autism.

neck yourself my Bfag man.

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Waifufags are creepy.

good thing this place wasn't founded by waifufags for waifufags.

there's no waifufags on Sup Forums so we should be okay.

t. Hasdrone

I side with you.

hello pluge pup poster

>can't

You don't know that for certain since humanity hasn't discovered all laws of reality.

I want a fluffy girlfriend that it doesn't feel wrong to fug

I only post it in non-video game threads

Still doesn't make you right, faggot

I wanna give cookies to Isabelle!

I don't have to be

NO WAIT! Not those cookies!

What? What do you mean?

>get to the mayor's office for my day at work
>at least five degrees above room temperature
>whole place stinks of dog pussy
>my secretary keeps her nose in her papers and says nothing all day
>this goes on for three weeks straight, twice a year
>mfw
Isabelle you dumb pooch if there were any humans in this town you'd be replaced in an instant

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you should still kys, fucking degenerate shill

I get the feeling everyone is being trolled by a bot.

>isabelle will never be excited to smell and taste your sweaty socks

Post the doujin

>Phoenix Wright and grey Merveille

i want to help isabelle through her heat!

>isabelle getting all embarrased about trying to jump your bone 24/7

You think?

Dog humans would look extremely disturbing irl

youtube.com/watch?v=dm3WVrGCme8

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well i mean, they would, but she's not real so its okay

That's why Kemono exists.

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FUCKING HANG YOURSELF ALREADY
derpibooru.org/1202581

go on

postingit

So does the average japanese girl, but noone complains about them.

That xtube video in the link is fucking hilarious

i've never watched it user.
and i don't ever plan to

there is literally no fucking if thats what you think
they just talk

hot

dogfucker

>he doesn't fuck dogs
dumb normalfags

rly makes you think

Describe what you would do to Isabelle in 3 words. I'll start:
Annihilate Animal Ass
Bang Bitch Booty
Creampie Canine Cunt
Dick Dat Dog
Exploit Every Estrus
Face Fuck Furry

That's 18 words you whore!

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Impregnate Isabelle's Insides

I'm an overachiever

You skipped G and H. I'll fill in the gaps:
Guzzle Glorious Gooch
Hump Huggable Hiney

I'd plug that pup right up.

>Off-model thicc bullshit

Tenderly massage internally.

Who started this "off-model" meme? I know some people are CWC-tier autists and can't stand it if their favorite character is drawn even slightly differently, but goddamn, lewds are lewds and porn is porn.

I think "off-model" is fine if it just changes the proportions a bit(i.e. Widen the hips), but when the body shape stops resembling the original design, it starts to feel more like a generic "THICc UHHH" body with the character's head stapled onto it. At that point you might as well jerk off to another character that was made with that body type.

FUCKING HANG YOURSELF, BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN
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