If you could be any video game character, who would you be?

If you could be any video game character, who would you be?

While you're all busy arguing wrong answers, I'm going to enjoy having the power to effortlessly conquer the world if I wanted to and having loli vassels sucking my prepubescent dick for thousands of years in youth.

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>wanting to be some dumbass manlet

You could've at least picked a real overlord.

nigga you a book

Strongest book in the cosmos.

Favorite protag and overlord in the series.

He was a huge asshole, but it never came as edgy or tryhard like some of the others, and he didn't have an annoying meme line every other piece of dialogue.

Closest thing he had to a meme line was calling himself a badass, I'm also pretty sure he has the best laugh in the series.

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whichever one has the happiest life

LITTLE

S H R I M P

>loli vassels sucking my prepubescent dick

more like laughing at your ass all the time

FLAT

C H E S T

Laharl has a horse wiener.

Oh yeah? Watch this

FLAT CROTCH

Made for bullying

....what
like, that doesn't make sense

CUTE CUTE!

Nice body!

But flonne left him.

I know, right?

m o a r

>implying she's not turning tricks on his dick in a double life as the Archangel and a Fallen Angel

I can imagine the scene. Would've been another funny way to have a Laharl-chan transition.

Am I the only one who doesn't sexualize Disgaea characters?

that much

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u gay nigga

wooooooooooow

Violated can be arranged. Heroine not so much.

Sounds good to me.