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HAHAHA PICKLE RIIIIICK

PEARL CONFIRMED 170+ IQ

>Xavier vs Xavier
>new Shakashuri weapon

PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Rural and suburban retards all watch million dollar extreme. Smart city people watch Rick and Morty.

PICKLE RICKERS GUNNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

F E M A L E W R I T E R S

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SQUID MORTY
I'M A SQUID NOW

I don't watch television so can someone please explain why Rick and Morty triggers Sup Forums so badly?

CHECK ME OUT MORTY, I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

>it's another beth and summer episode

It doesn't. Just Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

Centrist genii like me watch both

Why does anyone like Pearl?
She looks like a really cranky 70 year old woman wearing big black rimmed glasses..

What do you mean fellow channer? We all love rick and mortuary here ! WUBBALUBADUBDUB I'M TINY RICK

But I like beth and summer episodes, we don't have them that often. The most recent one with beth was a good one.

Because it's popular therefore shit.

Because it's popular

Because it's popular.

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You mean the writers that got doxxed and now can't even go back home, yes tell me more

I think you answered your own question.

It's funny really.
People here hated rick and morty a lot,
yet they use the pickle rick memes more than anybody else.

I don't hate rick and morty. I like the porn. Because morty is cute and beth/summer are hot

It is popular and it's fan base is god damn retarded.

That's because all modern Sup Forums shitposting is ironic and false flagging. Pretending to like things that are perceived to be unpopular on the site or pretending to be the community you hate and being as annoyingly exaggerated as possible.

>summer
she looks like jerry in a wig

i dont think he did mean that, rent boy

She's just adorable, Pay attention to the stuff she says and her animations. She's obviously a rambunctious child. Marina is alright though it can get annoying how she smugly disparages a little kid, her face is just kind of annoying. That permanent crease in her brow like she's constantly apologetic gets old.

People who think Rick and Morty is bad are trying to judge it based on more than it tries to be, which is a show about sci-fi hijinks with some adult twists.

It doesn't help that the localization team literally turned her into a different character.

>Xavier vs Xavier
who the fuck would you choose??!

>pretty much no one is pissed at the GOD ISN'T REAL line

Has Sup Forums finally stopped pretending to be Christfags?

>the far popular girl gets much less popular character to represent

seems fair, could be close one

Yes, finally. Got real fucking annoying how r/atheism got popular one day then Sup Forums went full crusader to be contrarian to reddit. But millennials and gen z are extremely irreligious so they eventually quit pretending to be Christian

Xavier, only plebs pick Xavier

ah fellow enlightened gentlemen I see. Glad to know I'm not amongst sheeple
>tips fedora

Well ano*buuuuurp*on, it's just a *hick* case of the inferior intellects here on fourchan.com th-th-tha-they they can't handle the comedy user

DON'T YOU GET IT user, THE COMEDY! IT'S ALL JUST SO HIGH BROW AND FUNNY AYE-NON

>pretending

It's popular and else everybody loves it.

That's it

So was Sup Forums correct about this show?

Yeah, along with the tone of the scrolls becoming mocking. They know what cunts our kids can be. Still Marina's constant wince would get annoying whatever her personality.

If you say so, stone cold steve austin

Only 20% of people under 30 are religious and even most of the religious ones don't even go to church regularly. No one gives a shit about virtue signaling their belief in a magic sky wizard

>Got real fucking annoying how r/atheism got popular one day then Sup Forums went full crusader to be contrarian to reddit.

I loved this, it's amazing how subserviant Sup Forums is to reddit, how reddit can cause Sup Forums to have any views, simply by following opposite ones.

How is this any different from Sup Forums itself? This place is the most jaded and nihilistic place on the internet

I don't think it's pretending any more. I think the original pretending to be religious and xenophobic got misinterpreted as genuine, and now the site is full of real religious xenophobes who saw it as a safe haven.

>How is this any different from Sup Forums itself?
It's different in that R&M is actually funny and creative

well, people on Sup Forums hate himself the most, so I think it could stick well anyway

I'm sure a lot of the racist shit is legit, but I'd be surprised if more than 1% of Sup Forums actually went to church with any regularity.

As someone that grew up on animation his whole life, it's poorly made. The art-style is ugly and low effort just like most modern cartoons nowadays. It's not even stylistically so like Tartakovsky's stuff. It's also not ironically so like Groening's old stuff. It's just lazy.

I honestly think Sup Forums might, they are serious about their shit.

>Splatfest theme is replaced with my.mixtape.moe/bochsd.webm

GOD

You are embarassing yourself.

The show has the laziest artstyle and porn of it gets you of?

>lazy
But what if it is ironically lazy?!
youtube.com/watch?v=chmD3ockpjY

Wondershowzen was an much better show than Xavier, if you've never seen it then you have fucked up.

Not really, the show's overrated and a good chunk of reddit likes to go "ung so deep~" but it's pretty much always been a family drama show. Rick's bullshit stresses their families relationships and that's what every episode is about.

There's even an episode were Rick breaks down and starts to pray to god when faced with death, but they never bring this up.

ISNT

POTATO

that would imply that shitposters actually know what they were talking about and not going by generalizations

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Because the show delves into intelligent themes that many here do not understand

Has anyone else noticed shills of all types have realized false flagging is better than being straight forward? Its always a beyond retarded and/or obnoxious post that paints haters in a horrible retarded light, therefor making the product look good due to all idiotic bait loving faggots proving all these terrible posts wrong.

I can't believe you are calling your brothers and sisters (male) shitposters user. That's the meanest word in the english language, you should feel ashamed.

>shills

No one shills on pirate and poorfag central. You don't see Ferrari advertising at the welfare office.

One day, it was declared to be the official show of Reddit

*wields katana*
i'm an only child

Game of Thrones is reddit's official show

New splatfest theme: Neil Degrasse Tyson vs Bill Nye the Science Guy

It's funny how you notice the same mentality in a lot of boards on Sup Forums. Something comes out, someone makes some very entry level comments about it that aren't true (talking points, if you will) and then the rest of the hive mind will latch on to these as if they're well made points.

Sup Forums did the same shit with CSGO like a year or so ago.

Ahh yes a quote from Rene Descartes, the devout catholic.

It's funny how much of a whiny gaylord you are

One day you too will evolve past the hivemind.

One day you will evolve past watching Rick and morty

You don't have to go to church to fear God.

>was Sup Forums correct
Always no

It just serves the purpose so well, I'm going to choose to believe the shill theory instead of believing people are this persistently obnoxious and brainless.

>Something comes out, someone makes some very entry level comments about it that aren't true (talking points, if you will) and then the rest of the hive mind will latch on to these as if they're well made points.

Love this one. It just keeps happening, literally the same point over and over again. For Rick and Morty, you have retards spamming 'god isn't *burp* real' over and over again. I will bet everything I have 90% of them haven't seen a single episode of the show.

Push-ups? Who the fuck do they think they are? Saitama?

>le ebin comeback by taking what you said and changing few wordsa round xdddd haha, rick and mort sucks, right my fellow anons?!!!

>shills, shills everywhere! corporations pay big money to promote their super popular products on an obscure internet forum which everyone knows consists in 99% of bickering, namecalling and non productive discussion. There is no such thing as fans wanting to dicuss that thing they like, no sir!

You should become a CEO with such deep insight into marketing strategies, user!

yes, the anime character Saitama invented the push-up

>believing the shill theory if you've been here for any longer than a few months
they are barneyfag-tier autists that just want (you)s and a thread to shitpost in.

The author meant going to gym, autismo.

What do his religious beliefs have to do with the application of that quote to this website?

>people are now spending their time having fun, eating tasty food, and exercising
>when instead they should be going to church to praise god for being absent for 2000 years
>also GIVE US MONEY PASS THE COLLECTION PLATE EVERYONE!

It's popular and some people are salty Samurai Jackfags

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All the proof you need that there are shills on the site. No different than moot filtering Sup Forumsiral 20 years ago.

Because people on Sup Forums think that Rick and Morty fans think that the show makes them smarter.

Why fear him if he's so benevolent?

Checkmate Christfags

God is a coach, not your mom.

>you don't agree with me!!!
>you must be a shill!

Face it, fag, you annoy people in here just as much as you do in real life. It has nothing to do with hidden agendas that your brilliant mind has discovered. All it has to do is that you are pissing people off with your stupidity and they call you out for it

Wrong, God is a gabber. youtube.com/watch?v=90gV5L9j7GQ

Why is he always drooling..

Pure contrarianism
These morons say rick and morty is shit because of lol so random xdd humor and in the same breath say xavier renegade angel is good with no sense of irony

>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
>*BURP* Hey Morty did you go to the *BURP* store like I asked?
>Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
>Oh Morty *BURP* good 4th wall hey *BURP* did you *BURP* get *BURP* everything *BURP* on *BURP* the *BURP* list *BU
>W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
>'God' is last on the list right *BURP* Morty?
>Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god--
>Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! SHIT DICK POOPY POOP WUB DUB
>FUCK GOD, FUCK RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY SHIT ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! *tips fedora*
>hey morty burp come here
>o-okay rick
>look up on that roof you see burp that right there look at that
>w-what rick
>that god on the roof
>b-but rick there isn't a god o-
>YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD
>SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM

Pearl is love

The kind of people we're talking about don't see God as benevolent, they believe that if they behave in any way or tolerate anything that could be a "sin" then their God will damn them to eternal torment.
Of course everyone wants to believe in more than endless nonexistance after death, some religions have just taken advantage of that,